I like this one. Humorous, too. Time to vote the GOP out....and Hispanic Americans will be at the forefront of doing just that!
Except that Hispanics tend to be pretty socially conservative, and GOP strategists are good at playing that card.
Even so, why is the GOP constantly trying to obstruct them in everything? Latinos...along with blacks...are like a GOP-Boogeyman.
Because they also need to play to their racist base. (Without appearing to be too racist, which is why you'll hear American politicians sometimes talk about some imagined threat from Canada when discussing border security.)
It's entirely possible that Hispanics will simply not vote, being unable to stomach either presented option.