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Title: This or that?
Post by: Sleepy on February 19, 2013, 09:20:37 pm: I know we had this game on Proboards, so I figured I'd bring it back. It's quite simple. Example:

Person 1: Puppies or kittens?

Person 2: Kittens, because they go mew mew mew and don't eat your shoes.

Then person 2 gives another this or that question, and so on. I'll start.

Winter or summer?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Auggziliary on February 19, 2013, 09:28:01 pm: Summer, because the cold friggin sucks.

boobs or butts
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on February 20, 2013, 12:45:27 am: Boobs because I have my own butt but not my own boobs.

Ironbite-DC or Marvel.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on February 20, 2013, 12:52:03 am: Marvel I like Deadpool a lot

Skrillix or Justin Bieber.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Sleepy on February 20, 2013, 08:52:52 am: That's like asking if I want to be burned to death or drowned. I'll have to go with Skrillex.

Tomboy or super-girly?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 20, 2013, 08:56:13 am: I'll go with tomboy. Much less likely to be a prissy little shit.

Steampunk or Cyberpunk?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Scotsgit on February 20, 2013, 08:58:15 am: Steampunk. Airships and natty dressing.

Orange juice or apple juice?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 20, 2013, 12:50:20 pm: Orange juice. I like them both, but apple juice gives me wicked bad gas.

You've been magically changed to the opposite gender, but your mind is still the same. What do you do first?

Experiment with heterosexual sex as a member of your new gender

OR

Experiment with homosexual sex as a member of your new gender?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Material Defender on February 20, 2013, 03:07:42 pm: Homosexual, because I've always had an interest in that sort of thing. I'm bisexual anyways, so it'd be more new than the other.

What is better in battle, Rage or Bravery?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on February 20, 2013, 05:09:57 pm: Bravery, rage leads to mistakes and mistakes can get you killed in battle

Aliens have invaded would you rather fight

Giant Squad aliens that like to eat humans alive or Cybernetic aliens that assimilate their enemies.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on February 20, 2013, 05:56:50 pm: The assimilating ones, because i'd like to be halfway assimilated and get loads of great new abilities like firing rockets from my hands, etc etc.

Submarines or Zeppelins?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 20, 2013, 06:05:05 pm: Zeppelins.

Movie Jokers: Jack Nicholson or Heath Ledger?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Saturn500 on February 20, 2013, 07:49:24 pm: Heath Ledger, because of the memes.

Bullet hell shmups (like Mushihimesama Futari and Touhou) or traditional shmups (like Gradius and Xevious)?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Askold on February 20, 2013, 08:47:51 pm: Traditional definitely.

I have fond memories of Xenon1&2 and personally I just don't like bullet hell games.

In shooter games: Regenerating health or health packs?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 20, 2013, 08:53:50 pm: Regeneration.

Movies popular with the furry fandom: Disney's "Robin Hood" or "The Lion King"?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Auggziliary on February 20, 2013, 09:03:24 pm: Lion King, Scar is badass.

Cantelope or Honeydew? Me and my friend actually had a huge argument about this.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on February 20, 2013, 10:07:15 pm: Cantaloupe, honeydew taste disgusting to me.

Kirk or Picard (don't know if I'm spelling his name right)
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: rookie on February 20, 2013, 10:51:14 pm: At the risk of being unpopular (and judging the character, not the actor) Kirk. His mission was more exploratory than diplomatic. And he commanded George Takia.

Coffee or tea?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on February 21, 2013, 12:42:38 am: Coffee gets my groove on.

Ironbite-Angry Video Game Nerd or Yahtzee?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on February 21, 2013, 01:49:58 am: AVGN, I saw him first and I never really liked Yahtzee's videos

Linkara or Nostalgia Critic.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 21, 2013, 08:29:07 am: Nostalgia Critic, without having seen or read any of either of their stuff.

John Carpenter's "The Thing": Metaphor for AIDS or metaphor for political witchhunts?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on February 21, 2013, 06:01:27 pm: Um...metaphor for a political witch hunt I guess

You can go back in time and stop one assassination who do you choose to save

Do you save John F Kennedy or Do you save Doctor Martin Luther King Jr?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 21, 2013, 08:41:06 pm: MLK, especially after some of the things that have come out about Kennedy in the last few years.

You have the chance to go back in time and assassinate one man before he rises to power. Hitler or Stalin?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ThunderWulf on February 22, 2013, 10:12:20 am: Hitler.

2 feet of snow or massive flooding?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 22, 2013, 10:18:41 am: Two feet of snow.

Rebels against an oppressive empire: Spartacus or William Wallace?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Random Gal on February 22, 2013, 02:15:48 pm: As a member of the Wallace clan, I have to go with Sir William there.

Nintendo or Microsoft?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Saturn500 on February 22, 2013, 03:10:04 pm: Nintendo, because they have better first-party titles, and the only real reason I can think of to get an Xbox 360 over a PS3 is for the shmups, quite a few of which are Japan-only (albeit region-free)

(Regarding MST3K) Mike or Joel?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on February 22, 2013, 03:14:18 pm: Mike. Joel may have created the concept but damn if Mike didn't have a better delivery on his lines.

Ironbite-Selena Gomez or Vanessa Hudgens?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 22, 2013, 06:05:43 pm: Selena Gomez.

Redheads: Ivory-skinned or freckled?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Auggziliary on February 22, 2013, 09:18:17 pm: Freckled. Cuz goddamit that's adorable.

Barn owl or Burrowing owl?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Saturn500 on February 22, 2013, 10:12:24 pm: Burrowing, because the Barn owl gives me the jibblies.

Gradius or R-Type?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on February 23, 2013, 05:23:48 am: I don't know what those are so I'm gonna go with the R-Type since it sounds like T-rex

Coke or Pepsi?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 23, 2013, 08:22:58 am: Pepsi.

Your weapon for a gladiator-style fight to the death: Fire axe or bladed chain?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Saturn500 on February 23, 2013, 04:12:02 pm: Bladed chain, I'd prefer to keep my distance.

If forced at gunpoint to purchase an Apple product, would it be an iPhone, or a Mac?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on February 23, 2013, 04:25:55 pm: iPhone I've been meaning to get one to replace my old LG Rumer Touch for like two years now.

Boss battle time! Who do you battle

Gannondorf at the end of Ocarina of Time or Cefca Palazzo from Final Fantasy VI?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on February 23, 2013, 05:24:42 pm: Gannondorf because if a fairy boy in green undies can beat him, I think my Ak-15 has a shot.

Ironbite-Pathfinder or D&D?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Random Gal on February 23, 2013, 10:17:29 pm: Pathfinder. It improves a lot on 3.5 edition and isn't as messed up as 4.0 is.

Pirates or Ninjas?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 23, 2013, 10:41:35 pm: Ninjas. I'm not sure why this is still even a discussion. Even though pirates may have superior weaponry, they are essentially limited to the oceans and often sport crippling physical limitations to boot. Ninjas are much more maneuverable and have nearly supernatural powers of stealth.

Ghouls or Vikings?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on February 23, 2013, 11:29:43 pm: Vikings mostly cause I find them more awesome.

Doom or Wolfenstein?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Sleepy on February 23, 2013, 11:48:54 pm: Doom, it has much better monsters.

You have to live off of one for the rest of your life: Chinese food, or Mexican food?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 23, 2013, 11:50:57 pm: Mexican food. It has more dairy in it.

You can only drink one beverage for the rest of your life. Coca-Cola or 7Up?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 24, 2013, 06:26:25 am: Coke. I love that stuff.

Internet porn or strippers?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 24, 2013, 08:13:06 am: Strippers. You can get lapdances from them, and while porn is nice, nothing beats the feeling of an actual human body against yours.

Futurama or The Jetsons?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ThunderWulf on February 24, 2013, 07:57:23 pm: Futurama. Duh.

Android or Apple?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 24, 2013, 08:10:25 pm: Apples are sweet and delicious. *deliberate misunderstanding* ;)

Merlin or Gandalf?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Moltar on February 24, 2013, 09:57:34 pm: Merlin.

A Nut Goodie or a picture of Anna Nicole Smith?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on February 24, 2013, 11:08:28 pm: I guess a Nut Goodie since that sounds like a snack food.

Space Games HO!!!

FTL: Faster Than Light or Gratuitous Space Battles?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 25, 2013, 06:16:08 am: FTL hands down. It really nails the feeling of captaining a small space ship through hostile space like no other game I've played.

Indie Adventure time.

To The Moon or the Blackwell series?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Saturn500 on February 25, 2013, 07:32:09 pm: To The Moon, because I've actually played it.

Ys I or Ys II?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 27, 2013, 12:59:12 pm: No idea what you're talking about, so I'll go with Ys II.

Which fetish do you like more: Furries or nuns? And yes, I do know there's nothing preventing overlap.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on February 27, 2013, 05:28:53 pm: Um...furries

Which would you rather go through

A Root Canal or a Prostate Exam?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 27, 2013, 10:17:41 pm: Prostate exam. It's a tad uncomfortable, but at least there are no needles involved.

Video games: Linear and very tight story and gameplay, or a big open sandbox in which to fuck about?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Indikins on February 27, 2013, 11:06:25 pm: Big open sandbox. Nothing but exploration for hours on end is fun.

Mass Effect 4: krogan love interest or vorcha love interest?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 01, 2013, 09:13:42 am: Never played Mass Effect, but in the interests of keeping the thread moving, I'll go with the Krogan.

Listening to Skrillex or sticking your head in the toilet?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Southern Comforter on March 01, 2013, 09:20:22 am: I don't know. Doing both will make me look like trash. I'd have to go with... sticking my head in the toilet. Much less humiliating.

Molested? Or genius?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FN0HV2eY91s/T6rIF7MSD7I/AAAAAAAADcU/fYjp-vx3yXE/s1600/iceberg-lettuce.jpg)
Whoever gets this, I will love you forever.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on March 02, 2013, 11:02:47 pm: Um genius...I guess hell if I know

Piano player face off

Billy Joel or Elton John?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 03, 2013, 08:49:12 am: Billy Joel

"Rurouni Kenshin" or "Samurai Champloo"?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Askold on March 03, 2013, 09:31:24 am: Rurouni Kenshin. (Awesome manga.)

Ice-T or 50 cent.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ThunderWulf on March 03, 2013, 01:55:01 pm: Ice-T

Chimp or Baboon?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 03, 2013, 02:22:57 pm: Baboon.

Neanderthal or Cro-Magnon?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on March 05, 2013, 05:25:42 pm: Neantherdal they look like humans so.

Stabbed or shot?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Southern Comforter on March 05, 2013, 05:39:12 pm: Shot. Less chance of infection, lead poisoning as a result is rare, and if it hits the right spot, you die quickly and almost painlessly.

Dogs or cats?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Indikins on March 05, 2013, 06:13:30 pm: Dogs. Less likely to claw your face off if you touch their stomachs.

Hollywood or Bollywood?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 05, 2013, 06:56:30 pm: Much as I hate to say it, Hollywood. Too many Bollywood movies cross the line from enjoyably silly to just plain stupid, IMO.

"Life of Pi" or "Slumdog Millionaire"?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on March 13, 2013, 09:37:18 pm: Haven't seen either of them, but I will choose Life of Pi because it has a tiger in it.

Kevin Bacon or real bacon?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ThunderWulf on March 13, 2013, 10:13:06 pm: Real bacon.

Blind or deaf?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 13, 2013, 10:13:40 pm: Deaf.

Losing an arm or losing a leg?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Alehksunos on March 13, 2013, 10:34:39 pm: Arm. No way in hell do I want to spend almost my entire life in a wheelchair. That is, unless I can afford a prosthetic leg.

Titanic or Avatar (two films I consider very overrated)?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 13, 2013, 10:38:17 pm: Titanic. I have a special hatred for Avatar.

What's a worse love story. Chris Brown and Rhianna (no idea what her last name is) or Twilight?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 14, 2013, 01:22:26 am: Option the former. At least Twilight's fictional.

Spicy or mild?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Søren on March 14, 2013, 03:15:59 am: Mild, all the way.

Large work dogs or small companion dogs?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Indikins on March 14, 2013, 05:36:36 am: Small companion dogs. They are more portable, can easily sit on your lap and snuggle up without squashing you.

Which are worse - Nice Guys or Pickup Artists?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 14, 2013, 08:24:23 am: Nice guys. Pickup artists don't put on a false pretense.

Caffeine or Decaf?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 14, 2013, 09:52:39 am: Caffeine. Otherwise, what's the bloody point?

Would you rather lose all of your fingers, or all of your toes?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 14, 2013, 09:56:11 am: Toes. I do more with my fingers.

Would you rather have opposable toes or a tongue you could shoot out and grab things with?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ThunderWulf on March 14, 2013, 10:23:35 am: Opposable toes. That would be badass.

Which is scarier sky diving or base jumping?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ranger_Joe on March 14, 2013, 01:27:13 pm: Base Jumping. If you fuck up, you bounce off the base all the way down.

HALO or LALO? (the troop air insertion acronyms...High Altitude Low Opening or Low Altitude, Low Opening)
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on March 14, 2013, 05:38:45 pm: HALO jumps mostly for the story afterwards also cause If I get the right commander I can get him to say what Major Zero said in Metal Gear Solid 3 "Spread your wings and fly god be with you." and that would be awesome.

Fast roping down a building or Jumping from a airplane without a parachute?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on March 14, 2013, 05:45:21 pm: Fast roping as that sounds a lot less dangerous.

Coco Pops or Frosties?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Scotsgit on March 14, 2013, 07:43:59 pm: Coco Pops: As an added bonus you get a free drink of chocolate milk.

Irn-Bru or Virgin Cola?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on March 14, 2013, 07:50:15 pm: Irn-Bru it sounds like it might be good.

You have been given the opportunity to work at one of these two research facilities which would you choose?

Aperture Science or Black Mesa Research Facility?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Alehksunos on March 14, 2013, 08:34:36 pm: Aperture Science, because it doesn't get infested with horrors from another dimension or captured by terrorists if I am to survive and play "hero."

Edit: If I'm not lucky and is one of those workers, I'd rather suffocate on neurotoxins than be mauled by monsters (or worse, become a headcrab zombie). So yeah, I've picked wisely...?

Of two genres of music that was popular in the 1980's - which people now consider embarrassing - which would you rather listen to?

Synthpop or Arena Rock (read: "Hair-bands")?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ThunderWulf on March 14, 2013, 08:53:44 pm: Hair bands. I'm a metalhead, so that one was pretty much a given.

Would you rather it never be nighttime, or never be daytime?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 15, 2013, 02:46:02 am: Never be night time. No sunlight ever would mean a slow and painful death for almost all living things, including humans. No night time, on the other hand, would mean solar power is twice as effective. Win-win, if you ask me.

Would you rather eat a live cat with only your bare hands, or starve to death?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 15, 2013, 03:15:25 am: Damn you and your ethical dilemmas. I suppose...starve? Hopefully I'll never have to choose between these.

Participate in:

Ninja Warrior

-or-

Wipeout
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 15, 2013, 08:58:09 am: Ninja Warrior. More chance to get with a cute Japanese girl.

Scotland: The Brave or Depraved?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Scotsgit on March 15, 2013, 04:03:10 pm: Depends upon my mood.

Become an international man of mystery or a playboy?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 16, 2013, 03:14:23 am: Playboy. I think posing for nudes would feed my naughty attitude.

In a family with three children, ould you rather be:

- Oldest Child
- Middle Child
- Youngest Child
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 16, 2013, 10:20:34 am: Oldest. I could take my frustrations at life out on the middle and youngest and pass it off as "helping build character."

You are sleeping with an incredibly hot person of your choice, only to find out mid-coitus that they're a movie monster. Zombie or the Thing (as in John Carpenter's)?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Scotsgit on March 16, 2013, 11:46:33 am: Zombie. I don't have enough brains to worry about.

For my dinner, salmon or chinese?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 16, 2013, 01:27:29 pm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnpoxUIE2lU

There's your answer.

Would you rather live in a third-story apartment with a big dog it was impossible to housebreak or a small house in a nice neighborhood with a little dog that tried to hump everything in sight, including ejaculation?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Indikins on March 16, 2013, 11:15:12 pm: House in neighbourhood with amorous dog. Not much worse than my current dog.

With which movement would you rather identify - Enlightenment or Romanticism?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 16, 2013, 11:23:21 pm: I'll go with enlightenment. In my limited knowledge, romanticism is just the lower class version of reactionarism (reactionism? reactionaryism? Dicked if I know).

Goddamnit, wrong fucking thread. Again.

would you rather be rich and powerful in the 1700's, or lower-middle class today?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 17, 2013, 03:40:01 am: I'd rather live today. Society has come so far and I wouldn't want to miss any modern trappings.

Would your rather be able to change genders or become a child again? Assume your mind stays intact for both.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Indikins on March 17, 2013, 04:23:57 am: If it means I don't end up going back in time, become a child. I am very excited about the future of science and technology, and I want to live long enough to see what happens.

Would you rather become a Tolkien-style elf or a super-strong robot?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 17, 2013, 09:43:56 am: Robot. Less chance of a random orc mook getting me with an arrow or whacking me with an ax.

Would you rather rent a room from the Joker or Loki?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ThunderWulf on March 17, 2013, 04:30:52 pm: Joker. They're both insane, but at least Joker doesn't have magic powers to boot.

If you could be any video game character ever, who would you be?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on March 18, 2013, 01:01:51 am: Master Chief. Hello Cortana.

But getting back to your Loki is insane bullshit, he's not insane. He's the god of mischief. Even the ancient Norse myths don't portray him as insane. Just really into mischief. In the Marvel Universe, all Loki is after is some kind of admission from Odin that he's as good or better then Thor but doesn't know that Odin loves both him and Thor equally. Its his ambition to overcome his brother in a competition that only exists in his own mind that makes him so tragic.

Ironbite-Who would you rather hang out with? Castiel, Sam, or Dean Winchester.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 18, 2013, 01:11:10 am: I've no idea who any of these people are, so I'll go with Dean Winchester, since he's the only one who's good enough to have a last name.

If you had to either join the Church of Scientology, or become a Catholic priest, which would you choose?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 18, 2013, 01:24:22 am: I'd go with the Catholic church. I think that they're less crazy, and I'd like to shake shit up. XD

Who's your favorite Simpson's kid?

- Bart
- Lisa
- Maggie
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Indikins on March 19, 2013, 02:17:13 am: Maggie because she is adorable and surprisingly expressive.

Who is grosser: Snooki or Hannah Montana (in her "grown-up" style)?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on March 19, 2013, 02:20:09 am: Snookie, she looks like a fucking tanned gremlin (funny thing my spell check autimacly tries to change her name to snake)

Which of these is the better way to die?

Death by sharks or Death by being beaten by 30 rabid orangutans with razor blades taped to their hands.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Indikins on March 19, 2013, 02:32:18 am: Eh...I'll take the sharks. Maybe they'll go for something vital first...

Which would you rather existed: the Abrahamic God or the Aztec pantheon?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 19, 2013, 09:08:18 am: The Aztec pantheon. At least they're honest about being violent and bloodthirsty.

Same question, but with the Greek pantheon or the Loa.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Moltar on March 20, 2013, 11:25:41 pm: Greek pantheon

Man or Astro-man?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on March 21, 2013, 12:48:49 am: Astro-man he sounds cool.

Pizza with Anchovies or Pineapple Pizza?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 21, 2013, 01:14:40 am: Anchovies all the way. Whoever thought pineapple on pizza was a good idea needs to be shot.

Most pointless sexual activity; tonguing someone's nostril or licking their armpits?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 21, 2013, 02:08:23 pm: Licking the armpit. At least the nostril is an actual orifice.

Would you rather commit consensual incest (as in, both you and the relative are over 18 and consenting) or bestiality?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on March 21, 2013, 03:46:57 pm: Bestiality with a dildo shaped sponge.

Deciduous trees or evergreen trees?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 21, 2013, 09:27:26 pm: Quote from: Flying Mint Bunny! on March 21, 2013, 03:46:57 pm
Bestiality with a dildo shaped sponge.
You realise that sponges usually have a calcareous skeleton, right? Lots of tiny little pointy bits all over the sides. Very scratchy.

In any case, I'll go with the evergreen. Mountains of dead leaves are a royal bitch to deal with.

Would you rather kill someone with your own two hands, or allow someone else to kill a busload of people?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on March 21, 2013, 09:49:13 pm: I was assuming I could use sand it down and put some kind of really thick rubber condom over it.

As for your question, i'd kill someone with my own two hands, just so I could look into their eyes as they die.

Fir or Spruce?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 21, 2013, 11:03:59 pm: I'm going with spruce. After all, nobody says they're "firing up the place." :P

Anime or Western Animation?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on March 22, 2013, 12:06:16 am: Anime, I've grown up with most western animation and not anime

Assimilation is assured resistance is futile choose your new masters.
Borg or Flood (Halo)
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 22, 2013, 12:16:33 am: I don't know enough about the sentience of the latter, so...

Borg

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Titties and Beer or Wieners and Wine?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ThunderWulf on March 22, 2013, 10:55:25 am: Titties and beer! :D

Super strength or super speed?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 22, 2013, 05:12:17 pm: Super speed.

The ability to stop time for everyone but you or the ability to make a selected type of clothing spontaneously vanish for a 100-yard radius around you?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 23, 2013, 03:49:32 am: Stop time. If I want to remove everyone's clothes for whatever reason, I can do it myself while time is stopped.

What's more annoying; people who use hash tags on Facebook or people who say YOLO and/or swag?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on March 23, 2013, 04:22:37 pm: People who say YOLO/Swag they just annoy me and every time they do it I want to beat them into a bloody pulp.

Which is a better way to die?

Knowing that your legacy is secure and you have destroyed all your enemies or death by chocolate? (Literally not the desert although it could involve that.)
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 23, 2013, 05:04:19 pm: Can we have both? Like, we die in an epic chocolate war in which we crush our enemies but die by a chocolate mortar hit?

=============

>Take the third option.

>Don't take the third option.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 23, 2013, 05:44:06 pm: Take the third option.

Nibbled to death by ducks or beaten to death with a wet spaghetti noodle?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 24, 2013, 02:51:19 am: I'm going with the noodle because it's sillier.

Diamond Tiara or Silver Spoon?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 24, 2013, 05:15:21 pm: Silver spoon. It's at least useful for something.

Would you rather be punched in the face by Clive Owen or Jackie Chan?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on March 24, 2013, 05:28:21 pm: Clive Owen, he looks like a bloke I could take

Which of these songs should I learn on Piano?

Dearly Beloved from Kingdom Hearts or Cruel Angel Theses from Neon Genesis Evangelion?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 24, 2013, 05:41:37 pm: It'd be easier to answer if I had links to them! I could research, but I'm feeling a bit lazy.

Lemon or Lime?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: rookie on March 25, 2013, 11:45:20 pm: Limes. Hands down, no question.

So this summer I got funds approved for a fairly large aquarium. Fresh or saltwater?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 26, 2013, 01:03:19 am: Freshwater. It'll be easier if you don't have to maintain a certain salinity level.

Liquor or beer?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on March 26, 2013, 01:24:49 am: Liquor beer is boring as fuck plus I am and will always be a whisky girl (don't ask.)

Okay I finished making a Shinto Shrine gate in Minecraft what religious site or building should I attempt next?

Sistine Chapel or The Great Mosque of Damascus
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Julian on March 26, 2013, 06:18:39 am: Great mosque - looks good inside and out. Sistene chapel's boring as fuck and labyrinthine, and the only good thing about it is going through the Raphael rooms beforehand (and maybe the hall of maps), and I doubt either of those transfer well to minecraft.

This or that?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 26, 2013, 02:47:15 pm: The other thing.

Listening to a WBC protest or Vogon poetry?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Julian on March 26, 2013, 04:18:11 pm: Listening to WBC protest a Vogon poetry reading.

Former or latter?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: rookie on March 27, 2013, 11:56:55 pm: Former.

Potato or potahto?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 28, 2013, 12:10:33 am: Potato

Short answer or long answer?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Indikins on March 28, 2013, 08:37:45 pm: Long answer.

Tomaeto or tomahto?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 29, 2013, 11:58:44 am: Tomato.

Ferrets or puppies?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: rookie on March 29, 2013, 04:28:46 pm: Puppies, provided the adult dog will be >30lbs.

Kirk or Picard?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 29, 2013, 04:45:50 pm: Picard.

T'Pal or Seven of Nine?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Indikins on March 29, 2013, 11:36:54 pm: T'pol.

Spock or McCoy?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 29, 2013, 11:43:10 pm: McCoy. Spock's great at the deadpan snarking, but McCoy came up with better insults.

Star Trek: TNG or OS reboot?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on April 25, 2013, 10:11:54 pm: I'll go with TNG.

M&M's or Skittles?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on April 25, 2013, 10:14:46 pm: Skittles

SCP-106 or SCP-682?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on April 26, 2013, 01:05:01 am: 682 can be beaten down eventually.

Ironbite-Aang or Korra?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: RinellaWasHere on April 26, 2013, 02:25:21 am: Aang- haven't seen Legend of Korra yet.

Fall out of an airplane without a parachute or be on a sub as it floods at the bottom of the ocean?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on April 26, 2013, 02:49:57 am: Quote from: RinellaWasHere on April 26, 2013, 02:25:21 am
Aang- haven't seen Legend of Korra yet.

Fall out of an airplane without a parachute or be on a sub as it floods at the bottom of the ocean?
Airplane. It's at least more fun than drowning and being crushed by immense pressure at the same time.

To be or not to be?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 26, 2013, 03:01:08 am: That is the question.

Fundamentalists working against equal rights: malicious or just stupid?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: RinellaWasHere on April 26, 2013, 03:23:43 am: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on April 26, 2013, 03:01:08 am
That is the question.

Fundamentalists working against equal rights: malicious or just stupid?

Stupid. They genuinely believe they're in the right.

You can juggle chainsaws or rattlesnakes. Pick one.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on April 26, 2013, 03:33:14 am: Rattlesnakes less chance of losing my head, arm, leg etc

(I've been on a real SCP binge so blame that for me mentioning them)

SCP-087 or SCP-096?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 14, 2013, 05:34:02 am: 096, because it's like 69ing, only this time you're rubbing your butts against the back of each others' heads.

Still Alive or Want You Gone?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Saturn500 on May 14, 2013, 12:56:03 pm: Want You Gone. It's far catchier.

Ikaruga or Radiant Silvergun?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Random Gal on May 14, 2013, 07:09:37 pm: Radiant Silvergun just because it sounds cooler.

Dinosaurs or dragons?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on May 14, 2013, 07:20:20 pm: Dragons mostly due to the fact they can breath fucking elements depending one what mythology you go by.

Bob Dylan or James Taylor?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 15, 2013, 09:22:06 pm: Bob Dylan

Less than 3000 posts or more than 3000 posts?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 16, 2013, 01:44:21 am: I'm currently at less.

MacGyver or Tony Stark?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 16, 2013, 02:20:22 am: For sure Macgyver. He doesn't need money to make shit.

Constipation or explosive diarrhea?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 16, 2013, 04:05:08 am: Explosive diarrhoea, since constipation tends to end that way anyway, may as well get it over with and without the aforementioned constipation preceding it.

Pubic hair: Yay or nay?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: QueenofHearts on May 16, 2013, 04:35:01 am: nay

hornets or spiders?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 16, 2013, 04:44:03 am: Spiders. Most of them are harmless and/or easy to avoid. Hornets, not so much.

Buttsex: Yay or nay?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 16, 2013, 01:50:54 pm: Hot girl receiving: Yay.
Hot girl giving to a guy with toy: Possibly
Hot girl with another girl with toy: Yay
Guy-on-guy: As long as they're hot. (I'm bi)

Buttsex: Supprize or not supprize?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Cataclysm on May 17, 2013, 12:51:41 am: not supprize. If not that's rape.

Die young famous or old and forgotten?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 17, 2013, 11:26:28 am: Depends on my quality of life. If it's good, old and forgotten. If shitty, young and famous.

What's your favourite breed of dog?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Saturn500 on May 17, 2013, 04:45:24 pm: ^Wrong thread. But, just to keep things moving, Labradoodle.

Team Fortress 2 or Classic?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 17, 2013, 10:58:27 pm: Team fortress two.

Posting in the wrong thread, or double-posting?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on May 17, 2013, 11:12:00 pm: Double post at least you can claim that your connection was laggy or something.

Pokemon or Digimon?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 17, 2013, 11:13:12 pm: Pokemon.

Vampires or zombies.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 17, 2013, 11:16:10 pm: Quote from: Art Vandelay on May 14, 2013, 11:21:57 am
Vampires. There's nothing I'm more sick of than zombies right now.

McDonalds or KFC.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 17, 2013, 11:18:19 pm: KFC.

Which would be cooler if it turned out to be based on true events (as in, the book describing things similar to what actually happened, not just loosely based on a historical figure): Dracula or Frankenstein?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 17, 2013, 11:26:06 pm: I'm going with Frankenstein. The monster's a bit of a tragic hero...

If you had to be known as an infamous [brony] pervert, would you rather be known as the buyer of the Lyra plushie (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lyra-plushie) or as the creator of The Milkmare of Trottingham (http://milkmare-of-trottingham.tumblr.com/)?

Naturally both links are a bit nsfw.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 17, 2013, 11:39:43 pm: I'll go with the fanfiction, as it costs no money and can easily be chalked up to trolling.

Ice cream or chocolate?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 17, 2013, 11:54:20 pm: Chocolate ice cream.

Holmes or Moriarty?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Cataclysm on May 18, 2013, 12:01:24 am: Holmoriarty

Plastic or metal waterbottle?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on May 18, 2013, 12:03:26 am: Metal more versatile.

Nintendo Wars(Advance Wars in the US) or Fire Emblem?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 23, 2013, 01:41:38 am: Fire Emblem, though I have to admit my choice was pretty arbitrary.

Facebook or Tumblr?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on May 27, 2013, 08:48:22 pm: Tumbler mostly due to the fact that none of my family is on it.

Carly Simon or Cher?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Random Gal on May 28, 2013, 04:52:30 am: Cher.

If you were a pirate, would you rather have a parrot or a monkey?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 28, 2013, 05:17:02 am: A parrot. It's slightly less nasty when it shits on you and you can keep it outside without worrying about it falling overboard.

Would you rather pay $150 to take someone on a date, or $15 to hire a prostitute?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 28, 2013, 05:28:58 am: I'd rather pay the $150. First off, we're hopefully having a lot of fun that makes it worth it. Secondly, being able to plunk down that much money would mean I'm fucking employed.

Fuck off or piss off?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Potenatae Argyros on June 10, 2013, 11:08:51 pm: Piss off.

The Pokémon anime or the Pokémon main games.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 10, 2013, 11:16:42 pm: Games.

"The Blob": Original or remake?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ThunderWulf on June 11, 2013, 10:36:40 pm: Original. Though it was CHEESY AS FUCK, it's a classic. I can't even remember anything from the remake.

Cone or cup?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Random Gal on June 15, 2013, 09:56:04 pm: Cone, because NOM NOM NOM.

Wrestle a Grizzly Bear or wrestle a Siberian Tiger?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 15, 2013, 10:22:30 pm: Tiger. It'll kill you faster.

Have a grizzly bear or a tiger as a pet?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Random Gal on June 15, 2013, 10:51:37 pm: Tiger. I like cats.

Guns or Swords?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Alehksunos on June 15, 2013, 11:04:50 pm: Swords. I'm yet to see a sword nut, even one to go under the delusion of "Obama's taking our swords away!" and at worst, threatening to poison authorities with Ricin-laced letters. And overall, there's almost no love for something that isn't soiled by a decent number of controlling and overprivileged bat fuck crazy enthusiasts.

(Apologies to anyone who is actually pro-gun and aren't against gun-control, background checks and for lasseiz-faire handling of even military-grade firearms.)

Next question:

A good artist with a rotten attitude or a mediocre artist who is kind to others?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 16, 2013, 09:38:22 am: Good artist who's a fuckwad. Chances are I can enjoy their work without ever having to deal with them in person.

Penises or vaginas?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 16, 2013, 01:07:17 pm: Vaginas. No question.

Catwoman or Batgirl?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on June 16, 2013, 02:35:51 pm: Catwoman is sexier.

Cats or Bats?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Nightangel8212 on June 18, 2013, 06:32:46 am: Cats because... cuddle, cuddle, cuddle!!

Boxers or Briefs?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 18, 2013, 11:23:29 am: Boxers.

Bikini-style panties or a thong?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Arctic Knight on June 28, 2013, 09:39:22 am: Thongs - more bare skin is visible (assuming we are talking what someone else is wearing, not me, I look horrible in a thong with my middles age, fat, hairy male butt)

Right or Left
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Askold on June 28, 2013, 05:25:28 pm: Left.
I'm left handed and I notice that it really does affect my preferences on some matters. Especially since if there is no additional information to say if these choices have other qualities that I might value I might as well pick left.

Longbow or crossbow.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 28, 2013, 05:30:19 pm: Longbow. Crossbows take too long to reload.

Ares or Odin?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Arctic Knight on June 30, 2013, 07:07:14 am: Odin. Odin defeated the ice giants (do you see any ice giants?)

Summer or winter
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on June 30, 2013, 05:17:52 pm: Summer.

GTA or Saints Row
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 30, 2013, 05:20:01 pm: Why choose? They're both equally stupid.

Samurai or musketeers?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: wrightway on June 30, 2013, 05:55:24 pm: Samurai

Primeval or Primeval: New World?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: MadmanJohnson on June 30, 2013, 09:35:30 pm: Primeval, because I have no idea what that is.
Coilguns or Railguns?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on July 02, 2013, 01:26:36 am: Railguns cause Fortune (Metal Gear Solid 2 reference ho!)

Sephiroth or Cefca Palazzo
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 02, 2013, 01:33:06 am: Sephiroth. He's the only one I've heard of. *C*

Angels or demons?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Patches on July 02, 2013, 06:59:16 am: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 02, 2013, 01:33:06 am
Sephiroth. He's the only one I've heard of. *C*

Angels or demons?
And that's the only reason anyone would choose Sephiroth over Kefka. :P Sephiroth just sat in his hole and threatened to destroy the world and become a god. Kefka actually succeeded. He's also 1000 times funnier.

As for yours, demons, since at least they're honest about wanting to enslave you, whereas angels go the subversive Nice Guy route.

N64 or Playstation 1?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 02, 2013, 07:59:03 am: N64. The PS1's loading times were awful and that control made my thumbs cramp up after a few hours. Also, the N64 has Banjo-Tooie.

Eating or sleeping?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Søren on July 02, 2013, 09:54:39 am: Eating. Because who wakes up from sleeping and goes "oh my god this is amazing"

Biology or physics
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on July 02, 2013, 11:57:55 am: Biology, physics requires too much math and I am not a big fan of mathematics. (Also Biology is my first love when it comes to science)

Swords or battle-axes?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 02, 2013, 01:42:41 pm: Swords! Because they can take faces!

Optimus Prime or Ultra Magnus?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 02, 2013, 04:27:55 pm: Optimus Prime.

Maces or battle-axes?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on July 02, 2013, 05:38:24 pm: Maces nothing says fuck you like a blunt piece of pointy metal hitting you in the face at high speeds.

Semisonic (Late 90's Alt rock band) or The Shins(Another Alt Rock indie band)
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 14, 2013, 08:44:55 am: Quote from: アマテラス - 大神 on July 02, 2013, 05:38:24 pm
Maces nothing says fuck you like a blunt piece of pointy metal hitting you in the face at high speeds.

Semisonic (Late 90's Alt rock band) or The Shins(Another Alt Rock indie band)
The Shins, because their name makes me want to kick them.

Die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 14, 2013, 12:40:30 pm: Die a hero.

Which would you rather be: A straight hero or an anti-hero?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 14, 2013, 01:56:18 pm: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 14, 2013, 12:40:30 pm
Die a hero.

Which would you rather be: A straight hero or an anti-hero?
Anti-hero. Heroes don't get stuff done.

If you broke up with someone 12 or so times (okay, they broke up with you in all but one of those), would you still be their best friend and likely get back with them or just be friends (or just end that, too)?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 15, 2013, 11:51:37 am: Depends on the exact circumstances, but more often than not, I'd search elsewhere for love.

Which would be worse; being naked in front of your grandparents, or your grandparents being naked in front of you?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on July 15, 2013, 12:03:40 pm: My grandparents being naked in front of me I do not want to see my surrogate mother naked.

Bon Jovi or Genises?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on July 15, 2013, 01:31:57 pm: Quote from: アマテラス - 大神 on July 15, 2013, 12:03:40 pm
My grandparents being naked in front of me I do not want to see my surrogate mother naked.

Bon Jovi or Genises?

Bon Jovi

Parallelograms or Trapeziums?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 15, 2013, 06:01:07 pm: Parallelograms.

Anti-zombie weapons:

Rip Stick

(http://zombease.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/dsc_5153.jpg?w=210&h=140)

or

Pummel Pipe

(http://zombease.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/dsc_4444.jpg?w=584&h=380)
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Askold on July 15, 2013, 11:49:27 pm: Pummel pipe definitely. The ripstick does not seem durable and I don't trust it to be a good at hacking or cutting. That pipe thing on the other hand should bash in a skull or crack some bones nicely.

Home defense...
This:
(http://cdn0.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Anti-Zombie-Night-Table.jpg)

Or this:
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/DOWS_photobucket/dealsonly/Neptune%20Knives/ninjaSword3.jpg)
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 16, 2013, 12:56:16 am: The club-and-shield nightstand. Less chance of killing an intruder by accident and ending up with manslaughter charges.

Chain weapons: Standard flail, or manrikigusari?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Valerius on July 16, 2013, 01:10:33 am: Flail all the way. Nothing says "I'm gonna fuck your shit up" like a spiky metal ball flying around on the end of a chain.

Since we're on the theme of weapons, the falcata or the kriegsmesser (basically a two-handed falchion)?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on July 16, 2013, 03:49:38 am: The Falacata since it looks like a scimitar

More weapons!

A Cutlass or a Scimitar ?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 16, 2013, 07:53:53 am: Scimitar! It's cuuurved!

Luka or Miku?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 16, 2013, 12:11:40 pm: Quote from: MadmanJohnson on July 16, 2013, 07:53:53 am
Scimitar! It's cuuurved!

Luka or Miku?
Miku.

Sex with Marilyn Manson or sex with Till Lindemann?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Sigmaleph on July 16, 2013, 09:27:47 pm: Lindemann. Nothing against Manson, Lindemann just presses my buttons better.

Groucho Marx or Karl Marx?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 16, 2013, 09:42:54 pm: Groucho's funnier.

Staff or ax?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Valerius on July 16, 2013, 10:28:20 pm: Axe, because this:
(http://www.minecrafttexture.net/media/img/Minerim-Mod-for-Minecraft-1-5-2-54.png)

Glaive or gladius?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 16, 2013, 11:38:09 pm: Glaive.

Trident or sai?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 17, 2013, 01:46:02 am: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 16, 2013, 11:38:09 pm
Glaive.

Trident or sai?
Sai. Easier to hide.

The Marathon trilogy or Doom and Doom 2?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on July 17, 2013, 10:37:46 am: Marathon Trilogy I love the hell out of Bungie.

The first two Elder Scrolls games (Arena and Daggerfall) or the first two Civilization games?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Askold on July 17, 2013, 01:29:17 pm: Civilization games.

Back to weapon questions:

Double barreled shotguns: Over-under or side-by-side?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 17, 2013, 01:32:26 pm: No real preference, so I'll go with over-under.

Blunt weapons: Nunchaku or tonfa?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 17, 2013, 01:47:40 pm: Nunchaku.

Israeli-made fake-kitten cover for around-corner gun, or smoke bombs?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Askold on July 18, 2013, 02:05:16 am: Smoke bombs. Practical and fun.

~~Tamagotchi or one of those robot-dog toys they had few years ago?~~

No wait:

This taser sword:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F-VVjqarZE
Or this "Shis-kebab:"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zithf1B1Cuo
Which would you rather have?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on July 18, 2013, 06:07:11 am: ...Bolth I don't care if that's not an option how fucking badass would it be to dual wield a flame sword and a fucking shock sword no one would fuck with you!

More things to maim and or kill your enemies

A wrist mounted flamethrower or a Shock Gauntlet (think that thing that Huey had in that one episode of The Boondocks.)
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 18, 2013, 06:39:15 am: Shock gauntlet. Less chance of damaging something you didn't intend.

Would you rather have Wolverine's claws or regeneration?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 18, 2013, 07:31:33 am: Regeneration. In fact, unless you already have regeneration, Wolverine's claws are a terrible idea, seeing as they rip through the back of your hand every time they're extended. Also, they're just a tad impractical.

Would you rather spend a week in a camp full of social justice warriors, or typical Christian fundies?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 18, 2013, 09:16:25 am: Social Justice Warriors. They're idiots, but at least they're left wing idiots. I couldn't stand right wing idiots, and they'd likely burn me anyways.

Would you rather have to sing death metal non-stop for a week, or listen to Rebecca Black non-stop for a week?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Indikins on July 21, 2013, 02:32:20 am: Listen to Rebecca Black. I might be able to habitualise to the sound of her voice.

Who is more annoying: Wesley Crusher from Star Trek, or Scrappy Doo from Scooby Doo?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 21, 2013, 01:22:23 pm: Scrappy, full stop.

Would you rather be dead with no afterlife, or 100% immortal (even flying into a star or black hole won't kill you)
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Valerius on July 21, 2013, 02:07:00 pm: Dead with no afterlife.

Biology or physics?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 21, 2013, 03:20:44 pm: Quote from: Valerius on July 21, 2013, 02:07:00 pm
Dead with no afterlife.

Biology or physics?
Biology.

Long hair or short?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 21, 2013, 03:33:44 pm: Long enough to use as handlebars. ;)

Fullmetal Alchemist or Trigun?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on July 21, 2013, 05:03:09 pm: Trigun. Better food.

Ironbite-G Gundam or Mobile Suit Gundam?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: guizonde on July 25, 2013, 10:11:04 am: mobile suit all the way.

rock or rap?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 25, 2013, 12:47:12 pm: Rock.

Erotica: Literature or photography?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on July 25, 2013, 02:25:04 pm: Literature. I've read some god damn great porn. Seen some too. But your imagination is a lot better then reality.

Ironbite-Cherno Alpha or Crimson Typhoon?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 25, 2013, 03:04:04 pm: Crimson Typhoon. Because FUCK all those kaiju that think grabbing two arms will be enough!

Would you rather be enhanced via cyborg parts (with artificial nerves and such, so no loss of sensation) or genetic manipulation?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on July 25, 2013, 03:36:30 pm: Genetic modification. I WANT WINGS DAMN IT!

Ironbite-Leathery Bat Wings or Feathery Angel Wings?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Sigmaleph on July 25, 2013, 03:49:18 pm: Leathery bat wings. The demon aesthetics work much better as symbolism for my personal philosophies. Plus, y'know, moulting sounds like it would be terribly annoying.

Which would you rather humanity accomplish first: Dyson spheres or full molecular nanotech?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 25, 2013, 03:57:43 pm: Dyson spheres. I'd rather not be reduced to a liquid by molecular machines gone mad, thank you.

Shaolin monk weapons: Shaolin spade or butterfly swords?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on July 25, 2013, 05:30:47 pm: Butterfly sword I'm better with swords than staffs anyway

FLCL or Durarara!!
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on July 25, 2013, 05:46:11 pm: FLCL by default, having never seen the latter.

The DC Universe, v. the Marvel Universe, as a place to live in?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on July 25, 2013, 05:47:45 pm: Marvel Universe as I'm not in danger of being rebooted ever 14 minutes.

Ironbite-Radiation or insect-bite as a carrier for super-powers?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on July 25, 2013, 05:53:38 pm: Radiation. I don't like insects and it would be a much better world if the only side effects of radiation exposure were super powers.

If it was insect powers though, which would you prefer to get your powers from?

A daddy longlegs or a grasshopper?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on July 25, 2013, 05:57:30 pm: Grasshopper. I think the reasons should be obvious.

Ironbite-Fruit-themed costume or insect-themed costume?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 25, 2013, 08:31:54 pm: Insect-themed.

Would you rather die of cancer or having every bone in your body systematically broken with a sledgehammer?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on July 25, 2013, 08:39:29 pm: Sledgehammer , Cancer is long and painful and I know what a disease like that can look I went through something similar with my late mom so I'd rather get it over with relatively quickly than dying over the course of several months to years of pain.

Queen or David Bowie?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ThunderWulf on July 25, 2013, 08:46:01 pm: Queen of course!

Alaska or tropics?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 25, 2013, 09:25:28 pm: Tropics. I love the snow, but I love hot, scantily-clad women even more.

Wolf or bald eagle?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on July 26, 2013, 12:54:05 am: *looks at the various wolf-themed super-heroes he's created over the years*

Gonna go with wolf on this one.

Ironbite-Shadowrun or Balder's Gate?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 26, 2013, 10:42:52 pm: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 25, 2013, 03:04:04 pm
Crimson Typhoon. Because FUCK all those kaiju that think grabbing two arms will be enough!

Would you rather be enhanced via cyborg parts (with artificial nerves and such, so no loss of sensation) or genetic manipulation?
Cyborg parts. Replaceable.

Space travel or time travel?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: guizonde on July 27, 2013, 10:54:33 pm: Quote from: ironbite on July 26, 2013, 12:54:05 am
*looks at the various wolf-themed super-heroes he's created over the years*

Gonna go with wolf on this one.

Ironbite-Shadowrun or Balder's Gate?

a shadowrunner IN baldur's gate would be awesome... let's go with baldur's gate, since i'm more familiar with dungeons and dragons.

@posthumanheresy: space travel. no hesitation.

titties or beer? (or, wieners or wine?)
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 27, 2013, 11:30:12 pm: Titties, every time.

Your ideal for a sex partner: Tall or short?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 27, 2013, 11:31:36 pm: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 27, 2013, 11:30:12 pm
Titties, every time.

Your ideal for a sex partner: Tall or short?
Short.

Shaved or dyed carpet?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ThunderWulf on July 28, 2013, 04:07:45 pm: I'm you're asking what I think you're asking, shaved.

Axe or sword?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 28, 2013, 04:24:59 pm: Axe. You can use it for more than just killing people and it's cheaper and easier to replace than a sword, while retaining similar or superior killing power.

Spear or sling as a ranged weapon?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Indikins on July 28, 2013, 08:33:40 pm: Sling. I might have no aiming skills, but at least I could carry lots ammunition around with me instead of just one shot.

Would you rather try to survive an actually dangerous alien invasion or a zombie apocalypse?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Sigmaleph on July 28, 2013, 09:58:46 pm: Zombie apocalypse. We're fighting against a species technologically advanced to the point that they can get here and, y'know, invade. Whatever sci-fi might say on the subject, I expect the possibility of winning is insignificant.

Executions: decapitation or firing squad?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 28, 2013, 10:56:47 pm: Decapitation. From what I've heard, only one gun in a firing squad is actually loaded, so they can all tell themselves that they didn't do it. I don't trust a single bullet for a quick, clean death.

Men in masks: The Phantom of the Opera or V?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on July 29, 2013, 08:36:19 am: V I guess I really don't like the Phantom of the Opera or V for Vendetta

Water Type or Fire Type?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ThunderWulf on July 29, 2013, 09:45:41 am: Fire type.

Exploring deep space or the deep depths of the ocean?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 29, 2013, 10:49:34 am: The ocean. At least if we discover an intelligent race down there (Atlanteans, mermaids, etc.) we're more likely to be able to understand and, if they're hot, be physically compatible. ;)

Star Wars or Star Trek?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 29, 2013, 10:52:27 am: Quote from: ThunderWulf on July 29, 2013, 09:45:41 am
Fire type.

Exploring deep space or the deep depths of the ocean?
Space. The final frontier.

Orgy or gangbang?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 29, 2013, 11:04:06 am: Orgy, and it's rude to skip people.

Star Wars or Star Trek?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 29, 2013, 11:33:53 am: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 29, 2013, 11:04:06 am
Orgy, and it's rude to skip people.

Star Wars or Star Trek?
Star Trek. More utopia. And, sorry, didn't see the post from when I opened the page and it didn't do the usual warning.

Kittenpile or puppypile?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on July 29, 2013, 05:30:54 pm: Kittenpile*

Fighting The Mandarin or Doctor Doom? (Note: you have no superpowers against either).

(click to show/hide)
*Urbandictionary gives me nothing for it, so it's... non-sexual?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 29, 2013, 05:36:13 pm: Quote from: CtraK on July 29, 2013, 05:30:54 pm
Kittenpile*

Fighting The Mandarin or Doctor Doom? (Note: you have no superpowers against either).

(click to show/hide)
*Urbandictionary gives me nothing for it, so it's... non-sexual?
A kittenpile is literally a pile of kittens. That said, The Mandarin.

Jack Nicholson Joker or Heath Ledger Joker (or Mark Hamill Joker)?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 29, 2013, 06:59:04 pm: Heath Ledger, all the way.

Kick-Ass: The comic or the movie?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on July 29, 2013, 07:09:56 pm: The movie I never read the comic

Which is worse?

Death by a thousand needles or death by thousands of bugs?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 29, 2013, 08:24:08 pm: Quote from: Lilith on July 29, 2013, 07:09:56 pm
The movie I never read the comic

Which is worse?

Death by a thousand needles or death by thousands of bugs?
Bugs. I hate both, but, bugs.

Which is better, drowning in what you consider the most attractive specimens of your preference gender, naked, or drowning in less attractive, but still attractive ones, while tripping the best trip of your life?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 29, 2013, 08:50:49 pm: The first one. Never been one for drugs.

Raven or Starfire?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 30, 2013, 01:25:19 am: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 29, 2013, 08:50:49 pm
The first one. Never been one for drugs.

Raven or Starfire?
Raven. I like goth girls, lol.

Kittens or puppies?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: anti-nonsense on July 30, 2013, 02:07:34 pm: kittens! But puppies are fine too.

Hot dogs or hamburgers?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 30, 2013, 02:32:24 pm: Quote from: anti-nonsense on July 30, 2013, 02:07:34 pm
kittens! But puppies are fine too.

Hot dogs or hamburgers?
Hamburgers.

Hamburgers or cheeseburgers?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on July 30, 2013, 03:38:43 pm: Cheeseburgers. All the fun of hamburgers with added cheese.

Battered sausage or battered beef burger?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on July 30, 2013, 05:43:15 pm: battered sausage

Ironbite-Dinobot or fuck you there is only Dinobot.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 30, 2013, 06:37:22 pm: Fuck you, there is only Dinobot.

Would you rather have the ability to control electricity or fire?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 30, 2013, 09:57:58 pm: Fire. I can cook shit with it.

Would you rather have sex with tentacles or Gene Simmons?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on July 30, 2013, 10:20:52 pm: Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on July 30, 2013, 09:57:58 pm
Fire. I can cook shit with it.

Would you rather have sex with tentacles or Gene Simmons?
... tentacles.
Become a Time Lord or becoming a hobbit?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on July 30, 2013, 10:30:03 pm: Time lord cause well regeneration seems cool.

Yellow Lantern or Black Lantern (Black Lanterns rule!)
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 30, 2013, 10:30:30 pm: Yellow Lantern. I no wanna be a zombie.

Be a cat or dog?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on July 30, 2013, 10:43:17 pm: Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on July 30, 2013, 10:30:30 pm
Yellow Lantern. I no wanna be a zombie.

Be a cat or dog?
Be a cat. The opportunity to be an adorable sociopath with no repercussions? Yes please.

Stuck in Hyrule or stuck in Equestria?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Valerius on July 30, 2013, 11:52:07 pm: Hyrule, because sexy, dark-skinned pirate women! :D

Mario or Donkey Kong?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 31, 2013, 12:02:37 am: Mario. Magic mushrooms.

Up or down?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on July 31, 2013, 12:12:50 am: Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on July 31, 2013, 12:02:37 am
Mario. Magic mushrooms.

Up or down?
As in "going"? Down, please, because I have a dirty mind. ;)

Singing or dancing?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Valerius on July 31, 2013, 12:17:14 am: Singing. I can't sing or dance to save my life, but I would rather listen to singing than watch dancing. Especially if it's Till Lindemann :P

Heat or cold?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on July 31, 2013, 12:32:14 am: Quote from: Valerius on July 31, 2013, 12:17:14 am
Singing. I can't sing or dance to save my life, but I would rather listen to singing than watch dancing. Especially if it's Till Lindemann :P

Heat or cold?
Cold. I'm Canadian.
Percussion or strings?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 31, 2013, 12:54:58 am: Quote from: SmokingDodongo on July 31, 2013, 12:32:14 am
Quote from: Valerius on July 31, 2013, 12:17:14 am
Singing. I can't sing or dance to save my life, but I would rather listen to singing than watch dancing. Especially if it's Till Lindemann :P

Heat or cold?
Cold. I'm Canadian.
Percussion or strings?
Strings.

Nu Who or Classic Who?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 31, 2013, 01:36:30 am: Nu Who, since it's the only kind I'm at all familiar with.

Discworld or Middle Earth?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Leafy on July 31, 2013, 10:54:16 am: Middle Earth.

Narwhal or whale?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on July 31, 2013, 12:37:27 pm: Narwhals cause they are awesome.

Pokemon or Digimon?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 31, 2013, 01:16:08 pm: Quote from: Lilith on July 31, 2013, 12:37:27 pm
Narwhals cause they are awesome.

Pokemon or Digimon?
Pokemon.

Calling the moon "the moon" or "Luna"?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Leafy on July 31, 2013, 02:19:23 pm: Luna.

Ham or Sausage?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 31, 2013, 02:28:57 pm: Quote from: Leafy on July 31, 2013, 02:19:23 pm
Luna.

Ham or Sausage?
HAAAAAAAAAAAM! (large ham pun)

Evil Dead original or remake?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 31, 2013, 06:05:22 pm: I'll probably get burned at the stake for this, but I like the remake better. It's more character-driven and does a better job getting you to care about the characters and their fate, rather than just having them basically be living dolls to torture like the bully in "Toy Story".

Most hilarious animal (nick)name: pussy or cock?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Leafy on July 31, 2013, 07:29:41 pm: Cock.

Rabbit or Hare?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on July 31, 2013, 08:24:55 pm: Quote from: Leafy on July 31, 2013, 07:29:41 pm
Cock.

Rabbit or Hare?
Hares, they're more badass.

Nighttime or daytime?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Valerius on July 31, 2013, 09:39:16 pm: Daytime, because the sun. I would die without the sun. Also, it's warmer.

Tool-using animals: crows or chimpanzees?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 31, 2013, 10:17:11 pm: Chimpanzees.

Wolves or tigers?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on July 31, 2013, 10:57:31 pm: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 31, 2013, 10:17:11 pm
Chimpanzees.

Wolves or tigers?
Wolves. Ever tried to get two cats to tolerate each other? Yeah, now imagine that situation except with cats that can knock your head right off your shoulders.
Reading or writing?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 01, 2013, 07:43:33 pm: Quote from: SmokingDodongo on July 31, 2013, 10:57:31 pm
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 31, 2013, 10:17:11 pm
Chimpanzees.

Wolves or tigers?
Wolves. Ever tried to get two cats to tolerate each other? Yeah, now imagine that situation except with cats that can knock your head right off your shoulders.
Reading or writing?
Writing.

Satan or Santa?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 01, 2013, 08:58:24 pm: Satan. He's easier to cast as an antihero.

Rurouni Kenshin or D'artagnan?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Leafy on August 01, 2013, 10:15:01 pm: RK because I've actually read it.

Light red or dark red?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Jodie on August 01, 2013, 11:01:46 pm: Dark Red, just cause I like it better. :)

Minecraft or Terraria?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Leafy on August 01, 2013, 11:16:12 pm: Minecraft.

Ocean or Lake?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 01, 2013, 11:21:36 pm: Ocean. More interesting fish to see when you dive.

Which would be cooler to discover to be real: the Loch Ness Monster or the yeti?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 01, 2013, 11:28:23 pm: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 01, 2013, 11:21:36 pm
Ocean. More interesting fish to see when you dive.

Which would be cooler to discover to be real: the Loch Ness Monster or the yeti?
Loch Ness Monster. Real life Magical Leopluradon? Yes please.
Egyptian or Greek/Roman mythology?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 12:47:33 am: Quote from: SmokingDodongo on August 01, 2013, 11:28:23 pm
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 01, 2013, 11:21:36 pm
Ocean. More interesting fish to see when you dive.

Which would be cooler to discover to be real: the Loch Ness Monster or the yeti?
Loch Ness Monster. Real life Magical Leopluradon? Yes please.
Egyptian or Greek/Roman mythology?
Greek/Roman. They're all horny assholes.

Who would win, The Doctor or Yahweh?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 02, 2013, 01:25:56 am: Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 12:47:33 am
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on August 01, 2013, 11:28:23 pm
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 01, 2013, 11:21:36 pm
Ocean. More interesting fish to see when you dive.

Which would be cooler to discover to be real: the Loch Ness Monster or the yeti?
Loch Ness Monster. Real life Magical Leopluradon? Yes please.
Egyptian or Greek/Roman mythology?
Greek/Roman. They're all horny assholes.

Who would win, The Doctor or Yahweh?
The Doctor, hands down. (Yahweh would then trow a temper tantrum, because he's a spoiled brat.)
Soft cheeses or hard cheeses?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 03:02:48 am: Quote from: SmokingDodongo on August 02, 2013, 01:25:56 am
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 12:47:33 am
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on August 01, 2013, 11:28:23 pm
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 01, 2013, 11:21:36 pm
Ocean. More interesting fish to see when you dive.

Which would be cooler to discover to be real: the Loch Ness Monster or the yeti?
Loch Ness Monster. Real life Magical Leopluradon? Yes please.
Egyptian or Greek/Roman mythology?
Greek/Roman. They're all horny assholes.

Who would win, The Doctor or Yahweh?
The Doctor, hands down. (Yahweh would then trow a temper tantrum, because he's a spoiled brat.)
Soft cheeses or hard cheeses?
Melted cheese. Any of them.

Red or Blue?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 02, 2013, 03:19:52 am: Blue. I find it relaxing.

Orange or green?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 03:51:18 am: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 02, 2013, 03:19:52 am
Blue. I find it relaxing.

Orange or green?
Orange.

Gay porn or lesbian porn?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on August 02, 2013, 12:44:05 pm: Lesbian porn.

Ironbite-Five Finger Death Punch or Masterdon?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 01:55:07 pm: Quote from: ironbite on August 02, 2013, 12:44:05 pm
Lesbian porn.

Ironbite-Five Finger Death Punch or Masterdon?
FFDP

Lordi or GWAR?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on August 02, 2013, 01:57:41 pm: Um Lordi I guess I don't know what those are.

Navy or Army?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 02:02:27 pm: Quote from: Lilith on August 02, 2013, 01:57:41 pm
Um Lordi I guess I don't know what those are.

Navy or Army?
Navy. My mother and both grandfathers were in it.

Navy SEALS or British SAS?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 02, 2013, 02:43:17 pm: Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 02:02:27 pm
Quote from: Lilith on August 02, 2013, 01:57:41 pm
Um Lordi I guess I don't know what those are.

Navy or Army?
Navy. My mother and both grandfathers were in it.

Navy SEALS or British SAS?
Navy SEALS.

Pegasii or unicorns?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 02, 2013, 06:03:50 pm: Pegasii.

Improvised weapon: Sledgehammer or pickaxe?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Leafy on August 02, 2013, 09:18:33 pm: Sledgehammer.

Sugar or Chocolate chip cookie?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 11:42:52 pm: Quote from: Leafy on August 02, 2013, 09:18:33 pm
Sledgehammer.

Sugar or Chocolate chip cookie?
Chocolate chip.

Snickerdoodle or a Snickers with a doodle of it, too?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 03, 2013, 01:20:28 am: Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 11:42:52 pm
Quote from: Leafy on August 02, 2013, 09:18:33 pm
Sledgehammer.

Sugar or Chocolate chip cookie?
Chocolate chip.

Snickerdoodle or a Snickers with a doodle of it, too?
Snickerdoodle.

True retro or fauxtro?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Leafy on August 03, 2013, 01:18:09 pm: True retro.

Earthquake or wildfire?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 03, 2013, 01:37:43 pm: Quote from: Leafy on August 03, 2013, 01:18:09 pm
True retro.

Earthquake or wildfire?
Wildfire.
Younger brother or younger sister?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 03, 2013, 02:19:21 pm: Quote from: SmokingDodongo on August 03, 2013, 01:37:43 pm
Quote from: Leafy on August 03, 2013, 01:18:09 pm
True retro.

Earthquake or wildfire?
Wildfire.
Younger brother or younger sister?
Don't have either, but I'd take younger sister.

Older brother or older sister?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Sigmaleph on August 03, 2013, 03:00:00 pm: I don't have an older brother, and my older sister is probably my favourite person ever, so yeah.

Subs or dubs?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 03, 2013, 03:14:51 pm: Quote from: Sigmaleph on August 03, 2013, 03:00:00 pm
I don't have an older brother, and my older sister is probably my favourite person ever, so yeah.

Subs or dubs?
In general, subs.

Spawn Adaptation: Live-Action Spawn or Animated Spawn?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 03, 2013, 04:25:12 pm: Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on August 03, 2013, 03:14:51 pm
Quote from: Sigmaleph on August 03, 2013, 03:00:00 pm
I don't have an older brother, and my older sister is probably my favourite person ever, so yeah.

Subs or dubs?
In general, subs.

Spawn Adaptation: Live-Action Spawn or Animated Spawn?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
MShep or FemShep?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 03, 2013, 07:17:42 pm: Quote from: SmokingDodongo on August 03, 2013, 04:25:12 pm
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on August 03, 2013, 03:14:51 pm
Quote from: Sigmaleph on August 03, 2013, 03:00:00 pm
I don't have an older brother, and my older sister is probably my favourite person ever, so yeah.

Subs or dubs?
In general, subs.

Spawn Adaptation: Live-Action Spawn or Animated Spawn?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
MShep or FemShep?
FemShep. I have a thing for women who can kick my ass.

Summer Glau or Eliza Dushku?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 04, 2013, 02:33:44 am: Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on August 03, 2013, 07:17:42 pm
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on August 03, 2013, 04:25:12 pm
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on August 03, 2013, 03:14:51 pm
Quote from: Sigmaleph on August 03, 2013, 03:00:00 pm
I don't have an older brother, and my older sister is probably my favourite person ever, so yeah.

Subs or dubs?
In general, subs.

Spawn Adaptation: Live-Action Spawn or Animated Spawn?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
MShep or FemShep?
FemShep. I have a thing for women who can kick my ass.

Summer Glau or Eliza Dushku?
Hmm, that's a really hard questi- SUMMER GLAU!
Knitting or crocheting?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 04, 2013, 01:27:37 pm: Quote from: SmokingDodongo on August 04, 2013, 02:33:44 am
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on August 03, 2013, 07:17:42 pm
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on August 03, 2013, 04:25:12 pm
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on August 03, 2013, 03:14:51 pm
Quote from: Sigmaleph on August 03, 2013, 03:00:00 pm
I don't have an older brother, and my older sister is probably my favourite person ever, so yeah.

Subs or dubs?
In general, subs.

Spawn Adaptation: Live-Action Spawn or Animated Spawn?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
MShep or FemShep?
FemShep. I have a thing for women who can kick my ass.

Summer Glau or Eliza Dushku?
Hmm, that's a really hard questi- SUMMER GLAU!
Knitting or crocheting?

Knitting. It sounds easier.

Corduroy or velvet?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Leafy on August 04, 2013, 02:41:04 pm: Velvet.

Spring or Autumn?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 04, 2013, 02:44:55 pm: Quote from: Leafy on August 04, 2013, 02:41:04 pm
Velvet.

Spring or Autumn?
Autumn. Free of summer!

Winter or Summer?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 04, 2013, 04:32:32 pm: Summer. Snow is nice, but hot, scantily-clad women are nicer.

Would you rather have a sword that never misses its strike or a shield that intercepts all incoming attacks, negating them perfectly?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 04, 2013, 04:34:52 pm: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 04, 2013, 04:32:32 pm
Summer. Snow is nice, but hot, scantily-clad women are nicer.

Would you rather have a sword that never misses its strike or a shield that intercepts all incoming attacks, negating them perfectly?
Shield. Sword has range of a sword. Shield logically could just be held and let me go on a crime spree unstopped.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Random Gal on August 04, 2013, 05:36:07 pm: As there's no current question...

Batman or Superman?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 04, 2013, 06:02:25 pm: Quote from: Random Guy on August 04, 2013, 05:36:07 pm
As there's no current question...

Batman or Superman?
Na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na BATMAN!
Pinkie Pie or Deadpool?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on August 04, 2013, 06:18:03 pm: PinkiePool.

Ironbite-the gates of madness or the abyss of pie?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 04, 2013, 06:48:30 pm: The gates of madness.

Would you rather have Thor's hammer or Captain America's shield?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on August 04, 2013, 07:37:08 pm: Captain America's shield. Everyone can use that. No way would I be worthy of the power of Thor.

Ironbite-Loki's scepter or the Infinity Gauntlet?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 04, 2013, 09:21:29 pm: Quote from: ironbite on August 04, 2013, 07:37:08 pm
Captain America's shield. Everyone can use that. No way would I be worthy of the power of Thor.

Ironbite-Loki's scepter or the Infinity Gauntlet?
IDK what the Infinity Gauntlet does, so I'll say scepter.

As far as Zelda goes: Ocarina of Time/Twilight Princess style or Wind Waker/Phantom Hourglass style?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on August 04, 2013, 09:22:46 pm: Quote from: SmokingDodongo on August 04, 2013, 09:21:29 pm
Quote from: ironbite on August 04, 2013, 07:37:08 pm
Captain America's shield. Everyone can use that. No way would I be worthy of the power of Thor.

Ironbite-Loki's scepter or the Infinity Gauntlet?
IDK what the Infinity Gauntlet does, so I'll say scepter.

As far as Zelda goes: Ocarina of Time/Twilight Princess style or Wind Waker/Phantom Hourglass style?

*points to the door* GET.....OUT!

Oh and Wind Waker because that shit was fucking DARK MAN.

Ironbite-method of transportation in Zelda: Horseback riding or Sailing?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 04, 2013, 10:03:35 pm: Quote from: ironbite on August 04, 2013, 09:22:46 pm
*points to the door* GET.....OUT!

Oh and Wind Waker because that shit was fucking DARK MAN.

Ironbite-method of transportation in Zelda: Horseback riding or Sailing?
I refuse to get out simply because I'm not that big of a Marvel nerd.

Horseback riding, because I have yet to get sick of it, while I was sick of sailing within the first two hours.

Ocarina or Spirit Flute?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on August 04, 2013, 11:41:08 pm: Ocarina i like their sound better than flutes

Xenomprhs or Predators?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 05, 2013, 12:51:54 am: Xenomorphs, because I actually like the Alien movies. Well...the first two and "Prometheus", at any rate.

Animorphs or Goosebumps?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 05, 2013, 04:24:30 am: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 05, 2013, 12:51:54 am
Xenomorphs, because I actually like the Alien movies. Well...the first two and "Prometheus", at any rate.

Animorphs or Goosebumps?
...you liked Prometheus? o_0
Never interacted with either of those, except through "ERHMAGERD GERSEBARPS"-type bullshit.
*Hides behind one of those blast shield thingies from Mythbusters* ...Mac or PC?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: anti-nonsense on August 05, 2013, 12:14:29 pm: PC *joins SD behind the blast shield*

Dark chocolate or milk chocolate?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 05, 2013, 04:37:53 pm: Quote from: anti-nonsense on August 05, 2013, 12:14:29 pm
PC *joins SD behind the blast shield*

Dark chocolate or milk chocolate?
Milk chocolate.
Since we're behind this nice blast shield... Sherlock or Doctor Who?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 05, 2013, 04:49:22 pm: Gah...you have to force me to choose. I guess Doctor Who, just because I've seen more of it.

Wolverine or Cyclops?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Leafy on August 05, 2013, 05:18:28 pm: Cyclops.

Plusle or Minun?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 05, 2013, 07:01:52 pm: Quote from: Leafy on August 05, 2013, 05:18:28 pm
Cyclops.

Plusle or Minun?
Plusle.

Rapture or Columbia?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on August 05, 2013, 07:37:05 pm: Columbia

Ironbite-Vigors or Plasmids?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on August 05, 2013, 11:25:50 pm: Vigors they seem less like to fuck you up as Plasmids would.

Which Fallout final boss would you rather fight?

Frank Horrigan or Legate Lanius?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Askold on August 06, 2013, 12:39:53 am: Lanius would probably be the easier opponent.

(Not by the game stats but by simple reasoning. Horrigan is a power armour wearing mutant supersoldier armed with a plasmagun and a huge blade. Lanius is a human in a non-powered armour, with a huge sword. Neither is a pushower but out of the two Horrigan is scarier.)

Jetpack or a flying bike?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 06, 2013, 06:03:18 am: Quote from: askold on August 06, 2013, 12:39:53 am
Lanius would probably be the easier opponent.

(Not by the game stats but by simple reasoning. Horrigan is a power armour wearing mutant supersoldier armed with a plasmagun and a huge blade. Lanius is a human in a non-powered armour, with a huge sword. Neither is a pushower but out of the two Horrigan is scarier.)

Jetpack or a flying bike?

Flying bike, because then I get to meet E.T.

Alien or Predator
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 06, 2013, 10:51:17 am: Alien once again.

Chocolate or kittens?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 06, 2013, 01:05:16 pm: Kittens. They're a lot tastier.

Pizza or pasta?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 06, 2013, 02:00:37 pm: Pizza, it's more portable.
Kaidan Alenko or Ashley Williams?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on August 06, 2013, 04:47:46 pm: Hmm tough I like bolth, but I will have to go with Ash mostly due to the fact she reminds me of my ex (who coincidentally is actually named Ashley.)

Tycoon games!

Zoo Tycoon or Rollercoaster Tycoon?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 06, 2013, 06:09:58 pm: Quote from: Lilith on August 06, 2013, 04:47:46 pm
Hmm tough I like bolth, but I will have to go with Ash mostly due to the fact she reminds me of my ex (who coincidentally is actually named Ashley.)

Tycoon games!

Zoo Tycoon or Rollercoaster Tycoon?
Rollorcoaster Tycoon. I like building rollorcoasters that launch people into the neighboring park (Or, when I'm in a bad mood, the neighboring galaxy).
Uhh... tickling or being tickled?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Leafy on August 06, 2013, 08:57:46 pm: Tickling.

Gremlins or E.T?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: MadmanJohnson on August 06, 2013, 09:58:30 pm: Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on July 30, 2013, 10:30:30 pm
Yellow Lantern. I no wanna be a zombie.

Be a cat or dog?
Dog, I can be a puppy and everyone will think I'm adorable!

Normal Star Saber or INSANE FUNDIE Star Saber from IDW.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 08, 2013, 09:54:47 pm: Quote from: MadmanJohnson on August 06, 2013, 09:58:30 pm
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on July 30, 2013, 10:30:30 pm
Yellow Lantern. I no wanna be a zombie.

Be a cat or dog?
Dog, I can be a puppy and everyone will think I'm adorable!

Normal Star Saber or INSANE FUNDIE Star Saber from IDW.
I don't get it.
Peanut butter or Nutella?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Leafy on August 09, 2013, 12:14:32 am: I don't really like ether, but I will eat Peanut Butter.

Sprite or 7up?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 09, 2013, 12:55:50 am: Sprite.

Raven or Starfire?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Askold on August 09, 2013, 01:15:23 am: Raven.

Gold or silver?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 09, 2013, 08:47:52 am: Quote from: askold on August 09, 2013, 01:15:23 am
Raven.

Gold or silver?

Silver. It's too easy to look tacky with gold.

Kenan or Kel?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ThunderWulf on August 10, 2013, 10:32:54 pm: Kel because he seems a lot more fun to hang out with.

Cartoons: Drawn or CG?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 10, 2013, 10:45:09 pm: Drawn.

Would you rather be messily devoured by a polar bear or a great white shark?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Valerius on August 11, 2013, 01:06:22 am: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 10, 2013, 10:45:09 pm
Drawn.

Would you rather be messily devoured by a polar bear or a great white shark?

Polar bear. By the time I'm messily devoured, I most likely would have already died of hypothermia

Bethesda RPG franchises: Fallout or The Elder Scrolls?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 01:23:12 am: Quote from: Valerius on August 11, 2013, 01:06:22 am
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 10, 2013, 10:45:09 pm
Drawn.

Would you rather be messily devoured by a polar bear or a great white shark?

Polar bear. By the time I'm messily devoured, I most likely would have already died of hypothermia

Bethesda RPG franchises: Fallout or The Elder Scrolls?
Fallout. I like the music, the world, and the artstyle more.

Valve franchises: Portal or Half-Life?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 11, 2013, 01:47:56 am: Portal, as it's the only one I've played.

Zombie franchises: George Romero's "Dead" movies or "28 Days Later"?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 02:02:30 am: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 11, 2013, 01:47:56 am
Portal, as it's the only one I've played.

Zombie franchises: George Romero's "Dead" movies or "28 Days Later"?
28 Days Later. I'm not scared of anything that moves in slow motion.

Left 4 Dead or Resident Evil?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 11, 2013, 03:16:37 am: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 11, 2013, 01:47:56 am
Portal, as it's the only one I've played.

Zombie franchises: George Romero's "Dead" movies or "28 Days Later"?
Left 4 Dead. I play it with my cousin and no matter what else happens, I end up saving his ass over and over again.
Fire or ice?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Valerius on August 11, 2013, 03:28:12 am: Fire. If humans had never learned to make/control fire, then our lives at this moment would fucking suck. Also, I love watching things burn. Scared the hell out of my parents when I went through the burn-every-type-of-material-you-can-find phase.

Watches: digital, or analogue (with hands)
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 03:44:47 am: Quote from: Valerius on August 11, 2013, 03:28:12 am
Fire. If humans had never learned to make/control fire, then our lives at this moment would fucking suck. Also, I love watching things burn. Scared the hell out of my parents when I went through the burn-every-type-of-material-you-can-find phase.

Watches: digital, or analogue (with hands)
Digital. Quicker to read, more features, more obvious if dead or broke.

Watches or phones?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on August 11, 2013, 05:06:53 am: Phones has multiple functions and more versatile.

Which alien hunting group would you be a part of?

X-Com or Colonial Marines?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Askold on August 11, 2013, 05:59:36 am: X-Com. Both units are likely to be slaughtered to the man but at least X-com isn't run/owned by people who send them to be killed on purpose.

Alien species in sci-fi: Would you prefer them to be ridiculously humanlike (green skinned space babes, fake ears and latex foreheads etc.) or utterly incomprehensible star-fish aliens with minds and ethics completely foreign to humans? (Just these extremes, not third option.)
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 11, 2013, 06:50:03 am: Quote from: askold on August 11, 2013, 05:59:36 am
X-Com. Both units are likely to be slaughtered to the man but at least X-com isn't run/owned by people who send them to be killed on purpose.

Alien species in sci-fi: Would you prefer them to be ridiculously humanlike (green skinned space babes, fake ears and latex foreheads etc.) or utterly incomprehensible star-fish aliens with minds and ethics completely foreign to humans? (Just these extremes, not third option.)

Humanish aliens. Although the completely different ones would be more interesting, I think we could have more fun with aliens that are similar to us.

Which would you rather visit, moons of Jupiter or moons of Saturn?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 11, 2013, 12:21:42 pm: Jupiter. That's where the second black rectangle thingy from 2001 is, after all.

Would you rather be bitten by a werewolf or a vampire?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Leafy on August 11, 2013, 12:27:34 pm: Werewolf.

Hedgehogs or Porcupines?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 11, 2013, 12:29:18 pm: Hedgehogs. Cuter and less likely to do serious damage with their quills.

Would you rather be forced to kill and eat a beloved pet to avoid starvation, or commit cannibalism for the same reason?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 11, 2013, 01:30:43 pm: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 11, 2013, 12:29:18 pm
Hedgehogs. Cuter and less likely to do serious damage with their quills.

Would you rather be forced to kill and eat a beloved pet to avoid starvation, or commit cannibalism for the same reason?

I'd probably kill the pet. I'm not particularly sentimental about animals, and I couldn't kill a person to eat them. Even assuming the person is already dead, by the time i'm desperate enough to commit cannibalism they would have started to decompose and i'd be too worried about food poisoning to eat them. Unless it was a situation like the film Alive, where the bodies were cold from being in icy conditions. In which case, bring on the cannibalism!

If you had to resort to cannibalism to survive how would you eat the human flesh?

Roast human with apple sauce or human ribs with BBQ sauce?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 01:36:23 pm: Quote from: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 11, 2013, 01:30:43 pm
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 11, 2013, 12:29:18 pm
Hedgehogs. Cuter and less likely to do serious damage with their quills.

Would you rather be forced to kill and eat a beloved pet to avoid starvation, or commit cannibalism for the same reason?

I'd probably kill the pet. I'm not particularly sentimental about animals, and I couldn't kill a person to eat them. Even assuming the person is already dead, by the time i'm desperate enough to commit cannibalism they would have started to decompose and i'd be too worried about food poisoning to eat them. Unless it was a situation like the film Alive, where the bodies were cold from being in icy conditions. In which case, bring on the cannibalism!

If you had to resort to cannibalism to survive how would you eat the human flesh?

Roast human with apple sauce or human ribs with BBQ sauce?
Ribs with BBQ. I don't like applesauce.

If you could try human meat, would you?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Valerius on August 11, 2013, 02:37:41 pm: Yes, provided the person wasn't murdered for the purpose of being consumed. I see nothing wrong with cannibalism in and of itself. I'm also willing to try just about any type of food.

If you were stranded in some remote place and the only food you had was cooked human flesh, or raw, uncooked animal flesh from a freshly killed animal of your preference, which would you choose? You have no means to cook the animal, so you can't choose that as a third option.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 11, 2013, 02:53:55 pm: Cooked human flesh. Less chance of food poisoning.

Famous cannibals of history: Sweeney Todd or Alferd Packer?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 11, 2013, 03:02:48 pm: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 11, 2013, 02:53:55 pm
Cooked human flesh. Less chance of food poisoning.

Famous cannibals of history: Sweeney Todd or Alferd Packer?

Sweeney Todd. He was fictional, so can you have all the fun of cannibalism without the tragedy of real victims.

Which Sweeney is better?

Victorian cannibal Sweeney Todd or 1970s British police drama The Sweeney?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 04:46:49 pm: Quote from: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 11, 2013, 03:02:48 pm
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 11, 2013, 02:53:55 pm
Cooked human flesh. Less chance of food poisoning.

Famous cannibals of history: Sweeney Todd or Alferd Packer?

Sweeney Todd. He was fictional, so can you have all the fun of cannibalism without the tragedy of real victims.

Which Sweeney is better?

Victorian cannibal Sweeney Todd or 1970s British police drama The Sweeney?
Victorian era.

Which is better, COPS or World's Wildest Police Chases?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on August 11, 2013, 04:53:24 pm: World's Wildest Police Chases

Ironbite-Go-Bots or Transformers?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Random Gal on August 11, 2013, 05:46:53 pm: Transformers. Much more iconic.

The ability to change sexes at will or the ability to perceive the entire electromagnetic spectrum?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Sigmaleph on August 11, 2013, 06:15:40 pm: Changing sexes at will. Seeing the whole EM spectrum has nice advantages (insta infra-red vision!), but it would be really distracting, as well. Plus I'm just weird that way.

Red Oni or Blue Oni?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on August 11, 2013, 07:57:15 pm: Red Oni

Ironbite-Stormcloak, Imperial, or DEATH TO ALL THINGS NOT DRAGONBORN!
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 08:12:14 pm: Quote from: ironbite on August 11, 2013, 07:57:15 pm
Red Oni

Ironbite-Stormcloak, Imperial, or DEATH TO ALL THINGS NOT DRAGONBORN!
Stormcloak.

Dragonborn or Nerevarine?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on August 12, 2013, 01:33:48 am: Dragonborn.

Which horrible book series would you rather read

The Fifty Shades of Grey series or The Twilight Saga?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 12, 2013, 03:56:23 am: Quote from: Lilith on August 12, 2013, 01:33:48 am
Dragonborn.

Which horrible book series would you rather read

The Fifty Shades of Grey series or The Twilight Saga?
Fifty Shades. At least I like BDSM

What would you rather watch, Barney or Teletubbies?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 12, 2013, 06:15:16 am: Teletubbies. Barney just makes me want to throw up. Where as Teletubbies just makes me wonder what drugs the writers were on.

Tinky-winky, Dipsy, La La or Po?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 12, 2013, 10:31:59 am: Whichever one Jerry Falwell thought was gay.

Atheist military chaplains: Dumb idea or smart?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 12, 2013, 10:37:59 am: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 12, 2013, 10:31:59 am
Whichever one Jerry Falwell thought was gay.

Atheist military chaplains: Dumb idea or smart?

That would be Tinky Winky.

Smartish? There should be someone for atheists to talk to, but calling them a chaplain just seems ridiculous to me.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 12, 2013, 03:10:31 pm: Quote from: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 12, 2013, 10:37:59 am
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 12, 2013, 10:31:59 am
Whichever one Jerry Falwell thought was gay.

Atheist military chaplains: Dumb idea or smart?

That would be Tinky Winky.

Smartish? There should be someone for atheists to talk to, but calling them a chaplain just seems ridiculous to me.
Agreed. And, for a question, orwellian Religion or orwellian Government?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 12, 2013, 05:18:46 pm: Orwellian government. You can overthrow a government.

Smart zombies or stupid zombies?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 12, 2013, 05:35:31 pm: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 12, 2013, 05:18:46 pm
Orwellian government. You can overthrow a government.

Smart zombies or stupid zombies?

Stupid zombies, if I have to deal with them I want as many advantages as possible.

Virus zombies or magic zombies?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Leafy on August 12, 2013, 11:36:26 pm: Magic Zombies.

Sweaters or sweatshirts?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 13, 2013, 12:45:20 am: Sweatshirts.

Would you rather be a liar who openly admits to being a liar, or a hypocrite who claims to always tell the complete, unvarnished truth while always shading it to fit your agenda?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 13, 2013, 08:14:16 am: I guess the second one if I can get away with it. I like the idea of having an agenda.

Potato salad or pasta salad.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on August 13, 2013, 05:29:51 pm: Pasta salad. Although it depends on what's in the salad.

Would you rather fight the Gay Ghost (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Ghost) or the Whizzer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whizzer_%28Robert_Frank%29)?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 14, 2013, 01:00:12 pm: The Gay Ghost seems less powerful so I would pick him.

Which sweets & chocolate would you rather have exist in the real world?

Willy Wonka's or Harry Potter's
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Random Gal on August 14, 2013, 05:24:36 pm: Harry Potter's is less likely to actively screw you over.

Would you rather spend the rest of your life in prison (with no possibility of release at all) or receive the death penalty?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 14, 2013, 05:52:18 pm: Having spent time in prison, I can tell you without a doubt in my mind that the death penalty is more humane than life in prison without parole.

Boobies: Mouthfuls or mountains?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 14, 2013, 06:55:10 pm: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 14, 2013, 05:52:18 pm
Having spent time in prison, I can tell you without a doubt in my mind that the death penalty is more humane than life in prison without parole.

Boobies: Mouthfuls or mountains?
Mouthfuls by far.

Shaved/trimmed or unshaved pubic hair?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Leafy on August 14, 2013, 09:26:41 pm: Timmed I guess...

Cherries or grapes?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 14, 2013, 10:40:41 pm: Quote from: Leafy on August 14, 2013, 09:26:41 pm
Timmed I guess...

Cherries or grapes?
Grapes, because for whatever reason my cat loves playing with grapes but won't touch cherries. It's adorable.
Being a (HP) wizard or being a (Percy Jackson) demigod?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 14, 2013, 10:42:09 pm: Demigod. You can figure it out by instinct.

Would you rather be a centaur or a satyr? This question assumes they're actual species with members of both genders.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on August 15, 2013, 12:04:53 am: I guess a Satyr since they seem more human.

Which is worse to fight?

Sectoids or Xenomorph's
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Askold on August 15, 2013, 01:04:09 am: Sectoids. The Xenomorphs don't have spaceships, plasmaguns and psychic abilities. With them the biggest problem is that some strange regulation demands that every group fighting agaisnt Xenomorphs must have one corporate guy/girl who will backstab everyone during an attempt to capture/control the Xenomorphs.

Would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 15, 2013, 01:31:03 am: Quote from: askold on August 15, 2013, 01:04:09 am
Sectoids. The Xenomorphs don't have spaceships, plasmaguns and psychic abilities. With them the biggest problem is that some strange regulation demands that every group fighting agaisnt Xenomorphs must have one corporate guy/girl who will backstab everyone during an attempt to capture/control the Xenomorphs.

Would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire?
Vampire. I can pass undetected.

Would you rather be immortal with aging or age at the rate of five years per year?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Askold on August 15, 2013, 02:19:13 am: Regular immortal. I don't mind death from old age and I assume that this type of immortality would mean safety from injuries/diseases. (Why on Earth would I want to age five times faster than normal? )

You are about to be shot by a firing sguad, would you like a blindfold?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 15, 2013, 03:27:35 am: No, I'd prefer to see it coming.

If the technology existed to upload your consciousness into a computer simulation that perfectly duplicated all of your senses and allowed you to control your VR environment in any way you wished, would you do it?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 15, 2013, 04:31:32 am: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 15, 2013, 03:27:35 am
No, I'd prefer to see it coming.

If the technology existed to upload your consciousness into a computer simulation that perfectly duplicated all of your senses and allowed you to control your VR environment in any way you wished, would you do it?
No. First off, as much as I hate a lot of this world, I wouldn't abandon my paranoid schizophrenic girlfriend to it. Secondly, she'd likely unplug it if I did, because it would be the biggest dick move in the universe if I did.

If the technology existed to upload your consciousness into a perfect robotic body that can look however you want and that perfectly duplicated all of your senses, felt human, and could eat, drink and fuck, would you do it?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on August 17, 2013, 10:32:26 am: What, so I get to be exactly like me, but somehow even more handsome*, much more durable, and able to switch back on or get put back together once switched off or broken? I'm not seeing a downside. Yes.

Fighting Mr. Mxyzptlk (without the name-stating weakness) or Galactus? Note: only weapons and personnel from this universe (i.e. the non-fictional real world) are available.

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*mathematicians inform me that this is impossible to achieve in under seventeen dimensions, although most of them can be compacted.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 17, 2013, 11:33:31 pm: Quote from: CtraK on August 17, 2013, 10:32:26 am
What, so I get to be exactly like me, but somehow even more handsome*, much more durable, and able to switch back on or get put back together once switched off or broken? I'm not seeing a downside. Yes.

Fighting Mr. Mxyzptlk (without the name-stating weakness) or Galactus? Note: only weapons and personnel from this universe (i.e. the non-fictional real world) are available.

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*mathematicians inform me that this is impossible to achieve in under seventeen dimensions, although most of them can be compacted.
Galactus. Use all of the former Soviet nukes (including all Tsar bombs) and all of America's. Should work. He can't eat a sun. As for my question before, I know people who wouldn't, because they fear it wouldn't be "them" or losing their humanity (father and girlfriend, respectively). That's why I asked.

Rule the Soviet Union circa 1970 (able to change history) or America circa 1970 (able to change history)?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on August 18, 2013, 10:13:46 am: Soviet Union. Whilst the USA has possibilities, the Soviet Union has limitless possibility. The Breznhev Stagnation hasn't truly set in yet, so political reforms, reinstituting the NEP, and reigniting the space race ("one of our comrades, first man to Mars!") should a) extend the lifespan of the Soviet Union at least another twenty years and b) force the West to be a better group of societies. It's no coincidence that democratic socialism, the common good, corporate regulation and accountability and other such ideas have faded since 1990.

I have a theme, so it'll continue.

You wake up one morning to discover you are either a) the Joker (in Heath Ledger/Killing Joke extremist mode) or b) Bolivar Trask (without looking like Peter Dinklage). Which is easier on your conscience?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Askold on August 18, 2013, 10:23:10 am: B. Trask may be misguided but he believes he is protecting humanity from a terrible menace. Besides, unless I'm missing something he never killed anyone and the sentinels were a defensive weapon / deterrent. It was only after the sentinels were taken from his control that anything bad was done with them.

Joker on the other hand is a mass murderer who kills just for laughs.

If you were a superhero would you rather have innate superpowers (like x-men for example) or something that comes from outside source like cadgets/supersuits/etc? (like Iron man, power rangers)
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 18, 2013, 10:26:19 am: Innate. I'd prefer them to be as difficult to take away as possible.

Would you rather sleep with Harley Quinn or Raven from "Teen Titans" (assuming she's 18-19 and thus legal)?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Askold on August 18, 2013, 10:36:44 am: Raven, no debate about this.

Both may be dangerous in their own way but Quinn is completely psycho, Raven only when possessed by her father. (I doubt I'd survive the night with Quinn either and she'd probably make me pretend I'm "Mister J" or something.)

Ice cream or chocolate?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 18, 2013, 12:16:04 pm: Quote from: askold on August 18, 2013, 10:36:44 am
Raven, no debate about this.

Both may be dangerous in their own way but Quinn is completely psycho, Raven only when possessed by her father. (I doubt I'd survive the night with Quinn either and she'd probably make me pretend I'm "Mister J" or something.)

Ice cream or chocolate?
Chocolate ice cream.

Otaku or brony?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on August 18, 2013, 12:42:17 pm: Brony since I know more of them.

Which Halo villain would you rather go up against

Ur-Didact (Halo 4) or Prhophet of Truth (Origonal Triolgy)
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Askold on August 18, 2013, 01:40:39 pm: Quote from: SmokingDodongo on August 18, 2013, 12:16:04 pm
Quote from: askold on August 18, 2013, 10:36:44 am
Ice cream or chocolate?
Chocolate ice cream.

Pick a side, we're at war! No third options, the thread is titled This or that. Next thing I know you'll be wanting to add options a, b, c, d, and 5 as well...
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 18, 2013, 03:58:49 pm: Quote from: Lilith on August 18, 2013, 12:42:17 pm
Brony since I know more of them.

Which Halo villain would you rather go up against

Ur-Didact (Halo 4) or Prophet of Truth (Original Trilogy)
Truth (also, ^_^ you knew that it's the Ur-Didact). He's kinda a little bitch. Hell, Regret was tougher.

Would you rather fight High Charity controlled by the Covenant or The Flood?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Valerius on August 18, 2013, 05:35:57 pm: Depends. If I had a sealed suit of power armour like the SPARTAN-IIs, then I'd pick the flood, because they're fucking dumb. If I was just a marine with shitty body armour and nothing else, then I'd pick the covenant because I'd probably have a better chance of not dying.

Aesthetically, which version of the Master Chief's Mjolnir Mark VI armour do you prefer, the Halo 3 version, or the Halo 4 version?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 18, 2013, 05:45:42 pm: Quote from: Valerius on August 18, 2013, 05:35:57 pm
Depends. If I had a sealed suit of power armour like the SPARTAN-IIs, then I'd pick the flood, because they're fucking dumb. If I was just a marine with shitty body armour and nothing else, then I'd pick the covenant because I'd probably have a better chance of not dying.

Aesthetically, which version of the Master Chief's Mjolnir Mark VI armour do you prefer, the Halo 3 version, or the Halo 4 version?
The Halo 4 version. It looks realer to me. The Halo 3 version always looked a bit more impractical to me.

Would you rather get in a fist fight with a SPARTAN-II or The Arbiter?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Leafy on August 19, 2013, 03:24:22 pm: Spartan-II.

Laptop or tablet?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 19, 2013, 04:59:55 pm: Laptop. They're just better.

Time or space?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 19, 2013, 05:58:16 pm: Time.

Eloi or Morlocks?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 21, 2013, 12:25:09 am: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 19, 2013, 05:58:16 pm
Time.

Eloi or Morlocks?
Eloi.
Quarians or turians?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Valerius on August 21, 2013, 12:49:04 am: Quarians. I prefer their females.

Douchebag Mass Effect aliens: Protheans or Batarians?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on August 21, 2013, 08:12:38 am: Quote from: Valerius on August 21, 2013, 12:49:04 am
Quarians. I prefer their females.

Douchebag Mass Effect aliens: Protheans or Batarians?
Protheans. At least Javik is amusing.
Paragon or renegade?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 21, 2013, 08:22:33 am: Quote from: SmokingDodongo on August 21, 2013, 08:12:38 am
Quote from: Valerius on August 21, 2013, 12:49:04 am
Quarians. I prefer their females.

Douchebag Mass Effect aliens: Protheans or Batarians?
Protheans. At least Javik is amusing.
Paragon or renegade?
Renagon

Marathon or Halo?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 21, 2013, 07:17:54 pm: Marathon. That was a BITCHIN' battle, and it gave us both an Olympic event and the name of a popular sports equipment brand!

You find yourself uncontrollably sexually attracted to a family member. Would you rather it be a sibling or one of your parents?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Valerius on August 21, 2013, 07:24:11 pm: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 21, 2013, 07:17:54 pm
Marathon. That was a BITCHIN' battle, and it gave us both an Olympic event and the name of a popular sports equipment brand!

You find yourself uncontrollably sexually attracted to a family member. Would you rather it be a sibling or one of your parents?

Sibling. That way, there's no chance of it fucking up my parents' marriage if this uncontrollable sexual attraction goes way farther than it should.

Incest or cannibalism?

Edit: Fixed spelling.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 21, 2013, 08:09:35 pm: Quote from: Valerius on August 21, 2013, 07:24:11 pm
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 21, 2013, 07:17:54 pm
Marathon. That was a BITCHIN' battle, and it gave us both an Olympic event and the name of a popular sports equipment brand!

You find yourself uncontrollably sexually attracted to a family member. Would you rather it be a sibling or one of your parents?

Singling. That way, there's no chance of it fucking up my parents' marriage if this uncontrollable sexual attraction goes way farther than it should.

Incest or cannibalism?

Cannibalism.

Penguins or peacocks?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on August 21, 2013, 09:38:14 pm: Penguins they look cute to me

Which final boss dragon would you rather battle?

Alduin or Fell Dragon Grima?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 22, 2013, 02:16:04 am: Quote from: Lilith on August 21, 2013, 09:38:14 pm
Penguins they look cute to me

Which final boss dragon would you rather battle?

Alduin or Fell Dragon Grima?
Alduin. He went down like medicine with a spoon full of sugar.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on August 26, 2013, 06:22:01 pm: No question provided.

Just to get a little esoteric:

You, as an ordinary citizen, must live in the Marvel multiverse as either a sapien in the House of M (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_M) universe (Earth-58163), or a non-superpowered individual in Earth-616 during the events of Fear Itself (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear_Itself_%28comics%29). Which one?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on August 26, 2013, 07:42:54 pm: Fear Itself seems less crappy to me.

Which Star Wars space battle would you rather be a part of

The Battle of Yavin or The battle of Coruscant?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 26, 2013, 08:55:34 pm: Yavin. Nothing like blowing up a space station the size of a small moon.

Watchmen: Comic or movie?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 27, 2013, 12:22:41 am: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 26, 2013, 08:55:34 pm
Yavin. Nothing like blowing up a space station the size of a small moon.

Watchmen: Comic or movie?
Movie (uncut). It stuck to its internal rule of Doctor Manhattan being the only human with superpowers, instead of pulling psychics out of it's ass. Plus, I like to see Alan Moore pissed off.

Burton Batman or Nolan Batman? Schumacher isn't even an option.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 27, 2013, 12:34:41 am: Nolan, no question.

Would you rather be a participant in a free-for-all orgy or the centerpiece of a gangbang?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 27, 2013, 01:51:51 am: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 27, 2013, 12:34:41 am
Nolan, no question.

Would you rather be a participant in a free-for-all orgy or the centerpiece of a gangbang?
Free-for-all orgy. I'd enjoy being fucked by and fucking tons of people, and also would enjoy watching others fuck.

Would you rather fuck an Asari or a catgirl?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on August 27, 2013, 05:01:40 pm: Catgirl. Imagine her purring round your cock while giving you a blowjob?

Ironbite-Gipsy Danger or Striker Eureka?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 27, 2013, 07:30:35 pm: Striker Eureka. Because FUCK anything that tries to get you in a grapple!

Your body is terminally ill, but your brain can be saved by transplanting it into a cyborg body that can look however you like, perfectly duplicates all human senses (plus a few more) and is several times stronger and faster than any human. Would you rather your new body be male or female?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 27, 2013, 09:44:50 pm: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 27, 2013, 07:30:35 pm
Striker Eureka. Because FUCK anything that tries to get you in a grapple!

Your body is terminally ill, but your brain can be saved by transplanting it into a cyborg body that can look however you like, perfectly duplicates all human senses (plus a few more) and is several times stronger and faster than any human. Would you rather your new body be male or female?
I'd flip a coin. I don't care either way, so long as it was androgynous.

Would you rather be a rock star or a world-renowned writer?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Leafy on August 28, 2013, 12:14:32 am: World-renowned writer.

Would you rather have a pet squirrel or chipmunk?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on August 28, 2013, 01:36:34 am: Squirrel it really doesn't matter they bolth act the same.

Would you rather eat twenty five pounds of raw meat for a million dollars or get punched in the gut a thousand times for a million dollars.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 28, 2013, 03:40:45 am: Assuming I could space it out so I didn't have to eat it all at one sitting, the meat.

Would you rather date a vampire or werewolf?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 28, 2013, 09:42:01 am: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 28, 2013, 03:40:45 am
Assuming I could space it out so I didn't have to eat it all at one sitting, the meat.

Would you rather date a vampire or werewolf?
Depends. If the werewolf lacks control over the transformed form, obviously vampire. If the werewolf can't choose when to transform but is mentally completely in control as a wolfie, werewolf. If the werewolf can choose when to transform and has complete control, werewolf. If the vampire still has a moral compass (unlike Buffyverse vampires usually), however, then I would say vampire for sure, despite all that.

Would you rather date Mr. Lordi or Gene Simmons?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Lady Evil on August 30, 2013, 03:45:20 pm: Gene Simmons. At least his make-up doesn't come with spikes. And have you seen what he can do with his tongue?

Chocolate or vanilla?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 30, 2013, 04:05:29 pm: Quote from: Lady Evil on August 30, 2013, 03:45:20 pm
Gene Simmons. At least his make-up doesn't come with spikes. And have you seen what he can do with his tongue?

Chocolate or vanilla?

Assuming you are talking about ice cream... vanilla if it's a good quality one, otherwise it's chocolate all the way.

Ice cream or sorbet?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Alehksunos on August 30, 2013, 11:50:50 pm: ~~Gelato~~ No, wait, this is "this or that" we're playing. Ice cream.

Would you rather:

Hide the music you're embarrassed to admit you listen to and no one can judge you and you cannot express your love for particular artists without hating yourself?

Or:

Openly express the many musical groups you love, but are either judged for liking them or feeling manipulated by a few jackasses?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on August 31, 2013, 05:28:03 am: Openly express since I do that already.

Best Daft Punk Album?

Random Access Memories or Discovery?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on September 01, 2013, 03:02:08 pm: Quote from: Lilith on August 31, 2013, 05:28:03 am
Openly express since I do that already.

Best Daft Punk Album?

Random Access Memories or Discovery?

Random Access Memories.

Babe or Charlotte's Web?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Leafy on September 01, 2013, 03:48:40 pm: Charlotte's Web.

Rainy days or sunny days?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 01, 2013, 03:57:42 pm: Rainy days.

Ohne Dich (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34EN6cEWyO8) or Seemann (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRn5D7tZFbQ)?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Valerius on September 01, 2013, 04:41:02 pm: Seeman.

Haggis or blood sausage?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Leafy on September 02, 2013, 08:17:58 pm: Blood sausage.

Ham or sausage links?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 02, 2013, 11:36:11 pm: Ham, but only barely. I don't really like either one.

Atlantis or Lemuria?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 03, 2013, 12:31:14 am: Atlantis.

The Doctor (Star Trek) or The Doctor (Doctor Who)?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 03, 2013, 03:24:16 am: The Doctor.

Robin Hood: Russel Crowe or Kevin Costner?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on September 03, 2013, 05:04:55 pm: Carey Ewes

Ironbite-Optimus Prime or Primal?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on September 03, 2013, 05:54:12 pm: Optimus but only if he's from the animated series and not the crap Bay films

R.E.M. Or Nirvana?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Random Gal on September 03, 2013, 05:55:06 pm: Nirvana? I don't know either one well enough to choose, and Lilith ninja'd my original answer of Optimus Prime.

Hitler's brain in a giant robot body or Hitler's brain in a Tyrannosaurus rex body?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on September 03, 2013, 06:00:46 pm: T-Rex easier to take down with guns.

Twin Clones of Hitler or Hitler's consinces transferred into a person in a position of power?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on September 03, 2013, 06:06:40 pm: Twin clones, good luck getting anywhere if you look just like Hitler.

Do you think Hitler would be a Belieber or a Directioner?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 03, 2013, 09:15:36 pm: I think he'd be a Twitard.

Would you rather find out you were related to Hitler or George W. Bush?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Sigmaleph on September 03, 2013, 09:21:33 pm: Bush. His family has more money. Also, in memetic terms, Bush represents the Bumbling Fool, vs the Ultimate Evil of Hitler.

Chimpanzees or bonobos?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 04, 2013, 12:53:52 am: Bonobos. Make love, not war!

Would you rather be bisexual or asexual (as in, no sexual desires at all?)
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on September 04, 2013, 04:53:17 am: Bisexual. Having sexual desires is fun.

Is it better to have loved and lost or to never have loved at all?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Random Gal on September 04, 2013, 05:01:50 am: Never to have loved at all. Much less angsty.

Transporter beams or warp drive?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 04, 2013, 06:18:43 am: Warp drive. We can just... land the spaceship!

Would you rather burn off your genitals for $1,000,000,000,000 or not do so and stay where you are economically?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on September 04, 2013, 07:17:24 am: I'd rather not burn off my genitals, it sounds like it would lead to a whole host of health problems.

Would you rather have permanent pins and needles or permanent hiccups?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 04, 2013, 04:20:52 pm: Pins and needles. Tis fun.

Would you rather have that feeling you get when you hit your funny bone happen every minute or permanently asleep left foot?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on September 04, 2013, 05:11:14 pm: The funny bone thing sounds less dangerous, although I suspect you'd become desensitised to both in due course.

Marvel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Multiverse) Earth-797 or Earth-3490?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 04, 2013, 05:40:18 pm: Quote from: CtraK on September 04, 2013, 05:11:14 pm
The funny bone thing sounds less dangerous, although I suspect you'd become desensitised to both in due course.

Marvel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Multiverse) Earth-797 or Earth-3490?
797. I don't ship Stark and Rogers.

Marvel or DC?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 04, 2013, 07:47:19 pm: Marvel. It sets its stories (mostly) in real-world locations and is braver about tackling tough issues through allegory. Not perfect, but better than DC's well-deserved reputation for cheap escapism.

Buddhism or Taoism?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on September 04, 2013, 08:18:22 pm: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on September 04, 2013, 07:47:19 pm
Marvel. It sets its stories (mostly) in real-world locations and is braver about tackling tough issues through allegory. Not perfect, but better than DC's well-deserved reputation for cheap escapism.

Buddhism or Taoism?
Buddhism. No god(s), five common-sense guidelines, and general chillness are big pluses.

Arguing with someone with a radically different position or arguing with someone with a very similar position to your own?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Sigmaleph on September 04, 2013, 08:30:44 pm: Radically different. If we already mostly agree, it won't be nearly as interesting and I'm less likely to learn something new.

You can travel back in time and convince the leading physicists of the world to create a Conspiracy that hides the possibility of nuclear weapons from anyone not a part of the conspiracy, until humanity is judged to be mature enough to handle the knowledge. You know for a fact this would succeed, but it would result in far bloodier wars during the 20th and 21st centuries. Would you do it?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 05, 2013, 12:15:21 am: Yes. Overpopulation goes down, as does the threat of nuclear war.

You can travel back in time and kill Hitler and he'll be replaced with a good person, but eugenics never dies, nor does anyone really understand the horrors of genocide. However, Israel doesn't exist, either.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on September 06, 2013, 12:36:12 am: Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on September 05, 2013, 12:15:21 am
Yes. Overpopulation goes down, as does the threat of nuclear war.

You can travel back in time and kill Hitler and he'll be replaced with a good person, but eugenics never dies, nor does anyone really understand the horrors of genocide. However, Israel doesn't exist, either.
Where's the question?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Askold on September 06, 2013, 01:11:12 am: Quote from: SmokingDodongo on September 06, 2013, 12:36:12 am
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on September 05, 2013, 12:15:21 am
Yes. Overpopulation goes down, as does the threat of nuclear war.

You can travel back in time and kill Hitler and he'll be replaced with a good person, but eugenics never dies, nor does anyone really understand the horrors of genocide. However, Israel doesn't exist, either.
Where's the question?
There is none. You have no control over your own actions and are doomed to obey the orders of your cruel and merciless overdudes. Now get in that timemachine and kill Hitler like you were told.

Here is a question:

Would you rather travel to Paris or Venice?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on September 06, 2013, 05:07:51 am: Quote from: askold on September 06, 2013, 01:11:12 am
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Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on September 05, 2013, 12:15:21 am
Yes. Overpopulation goes down, as does the threat of nuclear war.

You can travel back in time and kill Hitler and he'll be replaced with a good person, but eugenics never dies, nor does anyone really understand the horrors of genocide. However, Israel doesn't exist, either.
Where's the question?
There is none. You have no control over your own actions and are doomed to obey the orders of your cruel and merciless overdudes. Now get in that timemachine and kill Hitler like you were told.

Here is a question:

Would you rather travel to Paris or Venice?

Venice.

Trains or Planes?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 06, 2013, 09:24:45 am: Planes. I'd like to go somewhere by train someday, just because I've never done it, but planes can go more places.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 06, 2013, 09:32:43 pm: You can travel back in time and kill Hitler and he'll be replaced with a good person, but eugenics never dies, nor does anyone really understand the horrors of genocide. Israel doesn't exist, either. Or, you can leave things alone. What do you do?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 06, 2013, 10:31:44 pm: Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on September 06, 2013, 09:32:43 pm
You can travel back in time and kill Hitler and he'll be replaced with a good person, but eugenics never dies, nor does anyone really understand the horrors of genocide. Israel doesn't exist, either. Or, you can leave things alone. What do you do?
Oh, okay.
I would leave history as it is, because nothing good comes from dicking about in the timestream (except Doctor Who).\

Death by tickling or death by snoo-snoo?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 07, 2013, 11:18:13 am: Snoo-snoo. Always and forever snoo-snoo.

Which James Bond theory do you prefer: That he's the result of a super-soldier experiment that made him immortal or that the name "James Bond" is an alias assigned to whoever holds the 007 designation?
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Post by: Zygarde on September 07, 2013, 12:42:15 pm: The alias theory makes the story somewhat more believable.

How would you rather go out?

Killed just as you killed your mortal enemy in mortal combat or in your sleep at the age of 90 after living a relatively normal life?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 07, 2013, 03:48:10 pm: First one. Who wants to be normal?

What would you rather be, a famous actor or musician?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 07, 2013, 11:04:24 pm: Actor. I'm tone-deaf.

Would you rather be a famous writer or painter?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 07, 2013, 11:21:22 pm: Writer. My gf's art shit from back when she was in middle school (why she still has that, idk) looks better than me now.

Would you rather be a famous fiction or nonfiction writer?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 07, 2013, 11:34:07 pm: Fiction. Good fiction makes so much more sense than real life.

Would you rather wield a warhammer or a flail?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 07, 2013, 11:36:07 pm: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on September 07, 2013, 11:34:07 pm
Fiction. Good fiction makes so much more sense than real life.

Would you rather wield a warhammer or a flail?
A flail. I'd paint flames on it and call it my "Epic Flail".

Would you rather wield a sword or a mace?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 08, 2013, 12:14:10 am: Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on September 07, 2013, 11:36:07 pm
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on September 07, 2013, 11:34:07 pm
Fiction. Good fiction makes so much more sense than real life.

Would you rather wield a warhammer or a flail?
A flail. I'd paint flames on it and call it my "Epic Flail".

Would you rather wield a sword or a mace?
A big honking Hawkgirl-esque mace, because there's no better way to work out interpersonal issues than bludgeoning people with a large phallic object. Plus, it's probably easier to switch from mace to sword than from sword to mace, because maces are almost certainly heavier (although it depends on the type of sword).

Batman: The Animated Series or Batman Beyond?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 08, 2013, 12:39:27 am: The Animated Series. I love Beyond, I love the Bruce and Terry dynamic. I love the focus on Terry's life and him doing things different. I love the soundtrack. I love the new villains. But, TAS started it all, and made some of the best television, ever.

Justice League or Justice League Unlimited?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 08, 2013, 08:00:45 pm: Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on September 08, 2013, 12:39:27 am
The Animated Series. I love Beyond, I love the Bruce and Terry dynamic. I love the focus on Terry's life and him doing things different. I love the soundtrack. I love the new villains. But, TAS started it all, and made some of the best television, ever.

Justice League or Justice League Unlimited?
Unlimited because flaming hot damn that show was cool.

The Scott Pilgrim comic books or Scott Pilgrim vs. The World?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on September 08, 2013, 08:49:40 pm: Comic books. The move felt like it failed to live up to what it could be. It's not a bad movie, mind, but it could've been better.

Which is a better Fifth Element: Aristotle's aether, or the movie with Bruce Willis?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 08, 2013, 08:55:45 pm: Quote from: Sigmaleph on September 08, 2013, 08:49:40 pm
Comic books. The move felt like it failed to live up to what it could be. It's not a bad movie, mind, but it could've been better.

Which is a better Fifth Element: Aristotle's aether, or the movie with Bruce Willis?
Not familiar with either, but Imma go with the Bruce Willis one.

Your favorite band's early stuff or later albums?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 09, 2013, 03:18:50 pm: Depends on my mood. Early Manson for anger, calming down, or more activist mindsets. Later Manson for romance, relationship strife, or boredom.

Your favorite band's hits or obscure stuff?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 09, 2013, 07:12:48 pm: Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on September 09, 2013, 03:18:50 pm
Depends on my mood. Early Manson for anger, calming down, or more activist mindsets. Later Manson for romance, relationship strife, or boredom.

Your favorite band's hits or obscure stuff?
I tend to favor a mix of both, although I will violently defend the obscure songs.

Common time signatures (4/4, 3/4, 6/8) or weird time signatures (5/4, 6/2, 7/8)?
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Post by: Sixth Monarchist on September 10, 2013, 03:53:02 pm: Weird ones. 5/4 is actually pretty accessible much of the time.

Would you rather work for Hammer Industries or AIM*?

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*honestly, I hate working here, they are so weird.
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Post by: ironbite on September 10, 2013, 04:14:43 pm: AIM. At least there I have the chance of grabbing a Cosmic Cube. Also if this is MCU Hammer Industries, my boss would be a big ass douche who's not even as smart as the worst employee at Stark.

Ironbite-Pepper Potts or Happy Hogan?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 10, 2013, 04:19:20 pm: Pepper.

MCU Stark or Ultimate Stark?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 10, 2013, 08:16:01 pm: Ultimate, if only because they go into detail about the kind of support the Iron Man suit would need to function.

Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne?
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Post by: ironbite on September 10, 2013, 08:38:11 pm: Tony Stark copes much much better with the death of his dad then Bruce ever did with the deaths of his parents.

Ironbite-better MCU suits: Mark 4 or Mark 7?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 10, 2013, 09:02:53 pm: Quote from: ironbite on September 10, 2013, 08:38:11 pm
Tony Stark copes much much better with the death of his dad then Bruce ever did with the deaths of his parents.

Ironbite-better MCU suits: Mark 4 or Mark 7?
I dunno lol.
Bad date or bad porn?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 10, 2013, 09:40:08 pm: Bad porn. Can't blame yourself for bad porn.

Threesome porn or gangbang porn?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 10, 2013, 10:17:19 pm: Threesome. If you get too many participants, they start running together and becoming indistinguishable.

Twin threesome or hentacles?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 10, 2013, 10:49:07 pm: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on September 10, 2013, 10:17:19 pm
Threesome. If you get too many participants, they start running together and becoming indistinguishable.

Twin threesome or hentacles?
Twin threesome.

Giving or receiving oral sex?
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Post by: Leafy on September 14, 2013, 06:34:14 pm: Neither.

Chicken or duck?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 14, 2013, 06:59:45 pm: Duck, because I've never had it.

Straight hair or curly hair?
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Post by: Random Gal on September 22, 2013, 11:04:02 pm: Straight.

Listen to Rush Limbaugh for three hours or be hit over the head with a club?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 22, 2013, 11:20:41 pm: Hit over the head with a club. At least I get sympathy points for that.

Nostalgia Critic or Nostalgia Chick?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 16, 2014, 02:41:11 am: Nostalgia Chick.

Cracked or Mad magazine?
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Post by: Askold on January 16, 2014, 03:27:08 am: Cracked. (If you mean the website and not the paper version of Cracked. Actually I don't think that one even exist anymore.)

Would you rather have a private airplane or a yacht?
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Post by: Ghoti on January 16, 2014, 03:33:48 am: Private airplane.

Would you rather lose a finger or a toe?
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on January 16, 2014, 07:30:39 am: Quote from: SmokingDodongo on January 16, 2014, 03:33:48 am
Private airplane.

Would you rather lose a finger or a toe?

A toe.

Curtains or blinds?
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Post by: Ghoti on January 16, 2014, 03:33:31 pm: Curtains.

Twerking or Gangnam Style?
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on January 16, 2014, 04:40:54 pm: Quote from: SmokingDodongo on January 16, 2014, 03:33:31 pm
Curtains.

Twerking or Gangnam Style?

I love Gangnam Style!

Art Deco or Art Nouveau?
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Post by: Random Gal on January 16, 2014, 05:27:54 pm: Art Deco.

Penguins or turtles?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 16, 2014, 05:38:33 pm: You can keep turtles as pets.

You are bitten by a zombie. Would you rather cut off the infected area yourself, with no anaesthetic, or just wait to turn?
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Post by: ironbite on January 16, 2014, 06:53:46 pm: Wait to turn.

Ironbite-Cazadors or Tunnlers.
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Post by: lord gibbon on January 16, 2014, 07:51:15 pm: Cazadors. As annoying as they are, a little poison prevention makes them less threatening, and their wings are fragile.

Would you rather eat horse or dog?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 16, 2014, 08:35:10 pm: Horse. There's more meat on them.

Impact weapon: ax or mace?
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Post by: Ghoti on January 17, 2014, 01:13:36 am: Probably axe. They're easier to come by and somewhat less conspicuous.

Would you rather have a annoyingly high voice or an annoyingly low voice?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 18, 2014, 02:19:32 pm: As long as I can still be understood clearly, I'm going with the low voice.

Option A or Option B?
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Post by: Zygarde on January 18, 2014, 10:09:55 pm: Option C

which would you rather fight?

Giant mutant T-Rex's that shoot lasers and are controlled by Nazi's or Super Mega Death Christ(look it up.)
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 18, 2014, 11:03:39 pm: Super Mega Death Christ. One good EMP and he's toast.

Cyborg technology: Star Wars or Ghost in the Shell?
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Post by: Ghoti on January 19, 2014, 08:57:44 pm: Star Wars.

The Milenium Falcon or the Normandy SR-2?
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Post by: Random Gal on January 20, 2014, 04:24:14 am: Normandy SR-2. Anything's better than a flying junk heap with constant FTL problems.

Samurai or Vikings?
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Post by: Ghoti on January 20, 2014, 12:30:41 pm: Samurai, because nothing's more hardcore than have the willpower to cut your own guys out.

Pirates or Ninjas? (Hint: Pirates.)
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 20, 2014, 03:15:03 pm: Ninjas. Less likely to rape you.

Pole weapons: Naginata or trident?
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Post by: I am lizard on January 20, 2014, 03:25:31 pm: Quote from: R. U. Sirius on January 20, 2014, 03:15:03 pm
Ninjas. Less likely to rape you.

Pole weapons: Naginata or trident?
Naginata, more erotic.

Creepers or headcrabs?
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Post by: lord gibbon on January 20, 2014, 08:27:42 pm: At least with creepers, you only die once.

Swords; European or East Asian?
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Post by: Patches on January 20, 2014, 09:06:27 pm: East Asian. They beat European swords at pretty much everything (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDkoj932YFo).

A trip to the Moon or a trip to Mars (assuming current or near-future technology)?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 20, 2014, 09:07:47 pm: Mars. Nobody's been there before.

Robert E. Howard characters: Conan or Solomon Kane?
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Post by: Sixth Monarchist on January 24, 2014, 01:58:24 pm: Solomon Kane. I don't really know or care to know either character, so it's a random choice.

You are unarmed and unpowered, they have everything they can canonically access - fight Apocalypse or Kang the Conqueror?
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Post by: ironbite on January 24, 2014, 03:30:16 pm: Kang. He actually nullifies himself half the time.

Ironbite-Which Elemement? Earth, Air, Water, Fire, or Time?
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Post by: Ghoti on January 24, 2014, 04:41:17 pm: Thyme. He who controls the spice controls the world...

Big spoon or little spoon?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 24, 2014, 04:44:18 pm: Big spoon.

You must have sex with one mythological animal or the entire universe will cease to exist. Gryphon or unicorn?
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Post by: ironbite on January 24, 2014, 05:58:22 pm: Unicorn.

Ironbite-Reaper or Tax Accountant?
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Post by: Ghoti on January 24, 2014, 06:11:53 pm: Depends on which kind of Reaper - the kind that touches people to take their souls out of their bodies before they die (a la Dead Like Me) or the kind that eat cities for breakfast every 50,000 years?

Dead Like Me or Pushing Daisies?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 24, 2014, 07:19:42 pm: Dead Like Me. I never really got into Pushing Daisies, though I thought it had potential.

Best Watson: Lucy Liu or Martin Freeman?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 24, 2014, 08:22:07 pm: Lucy Liu. I actually haven't seen either show, she just wins for being a hot Asian woman.

Best Sherlock: Basil Rathbone or Robert Downey Jr.?
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Post by: Ghoti on January 24, 2014, 09:11:29 pm: Bennybum Cucumberpatch.

Solo or multiplayer (if you know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge)?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 24, 2014, 09:35:55 pm: Massively multiplayer.

Kirk or Picard?
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Post by: wrightway on January 24, 2014, 09:44:02 pm: Kirk

Vulcans or Klingons?
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Post by: Ghoti on January 24, 2014, 11:11:00 pm: To answer that question would be highly illogical... And *eyebrow raise* fascinating.

Socks/shoes or bare feet?
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Post by: Random Gal on January 24, 2014, 11:33:03 pm: Bare feet if possible. The fewer clothes the better in my opinion, unless the weather/terrain dictates otherwise.

Time travel or FTL drive?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on January 24, 2014, 11:38:16 pm: FTL since time travel seems impossible.

Best video game piano song

Dearly Beloved(Kingdom Hearts) or Leaving Earth(Mass Effect)?
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Post by: Ghoti on January 24, 2014, 11:39:55 pm: Leaving Earth, partially because I can play most of it on the piano.

Baths or showers?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 25, 2014, 12:12:49 am: Showers.

Wet tee shirt or hairbra?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on January 25, 2014, 01:04:03 am: Hair bra. Mmm dat classical art reference!

Cans or bottles?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 07, 2014, 10:40:26 am: Bottles. Soda won't go flat as fast and they can be reused more easily.
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on February 07, 2014, 11:36:28 am: Since you didn't ask, potatoes.

Root beer or cream soda?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: I am lizard on February 07, 2014, 09:40:09 pm: Quote from: SmokingDodongo on February 07, 2014, 11:36:28 am
Since you didn't ask, potatoes.

Root beer or cream soda?
Sex

Brony tears or furry souls?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on February 07, 2014, 09:42:06 pm: Brony tears. Mmm, your butthurt is deliciousness.

Cat on your face or cat on your butt?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 07, 2014, 10:37:16 pm: Butt. They can give me a lower-back massage while they're there.

Would you rather be mounted by a Rottweiler (WITH penetration) or debate Ken Ham?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Zygarde on February 08, 2014, 09:34:14 am: Ken Ham since it would basically be a Wiccan debating a Christian and I've gotten enough practice with that at school.

Which parasite of infinite horror would you rather fight

The Gravemind or The Marker
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: ironbite on February 08, 2014, 09:21:28 pm: Gravemind. One nuke, and he's done.

Ironbite-eating some raw sewage or listening to Ken Ham?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: I am lizard on February 09, 2014, 01:33:19 am: Quote from: ironbite on February 08, 2014, 09:21:28 pm
Gravemind. One nuke, and he's done.

Ironbite-eating some raw sewage or listening to Ken Ham?
The idea here is to give two DIFFERENT choices.

Scott Pilgrim or Rick and Morty?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Ghoti on February 09, 2014, 08:21:54 am: WE ARE SEX BOB-OM, ONE TWO THREE FOUR!!! *epic rocking*

Adam Savage or Adam Sandler?
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Post by: Indikins on February 09, 2014, 08:38:06 am: Adam Savage. His head does not remind me of eggs.

Would you rather all women spontaneously lost every hair on their body or all men suddenly shrunk by two feet?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 09, 2014, 10:22:02 am: Women losing their hair. I like being 6' tall, and I also like women who are, ahem, shaved.

Jay or Silent Bob?
Title: Re: This or that?
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on June 06, 2014, 09:05:11 pm: Silent Bob, beyeotch.

Giant Robot Turtle or Turtle Tank?