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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2805 on: December 13, 2012, 02:33:17 pm »
Perfume commercials.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2806 on: December 13, 2012, 02:39:53 pm »
Commercials?  How about actual perfume?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2807 on: December 13, 2012, 03:24:06 pm »
That my body has become a giant mucus factory that appears to be running at full capacity 24 hours a day. Fucking cold.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2808 on: December 13, 2012, 03:27:27 pm »
Perfume commercials.

I hate mascara commercials more. Jesus christ, I'm surprised some of the women can keep their eyes open, as thick as they apply it.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2809 on: December 13, 2012, 03:38:55 pm »
Oh, you know what else annoys me?  That whole "Death Star" petition for the White House.  Seriously, stop fucking wasting the government's time.

THIS.You have to wonder how many of the idiots that signed it, bitch about wasteful government? And remember folks look at who is agrees with that is a stupid and wasteful.

Yeah, use that $ for something on something worthwhile, like researching a Star Destroyer first!
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2810 on: December 13, 2012, 04:34:21 pm »
Perfume commercials.

I hate mascara commercials more. Jesus christ, I'm surprised some of the women can keep their eyes open, as thick as they apply it.

I actually like some makeup commercials if they're the better brands, but they're rarely shown on TV. I cannot stand makeup ads from Maybelline, Dove, L'Oreal, and all those other common brands. They're an insult to my intelligence. They imply that all women want and need "mega-ultra long lashes" or "supply, soft skin" and then at the end add in something like "Because you're worth it". Plus the ads are so clearly edited that it doesn't really matter whether you look at it or not. They could be selling dirt mixed with Vaseline and they're still say "new mineral formula for every skin type, goes on smooth and hides imperfections" and show an ad of a gorgeous woman.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2811 on: December 13, 2012, 08:20:58 pm »
My grades still haven't been posted yet.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2812 on: December 13, 2012, 08:29:00 pm »
When people don't know how to use sarcasm and satire, and then call everyone else dumbasses when no one understands it. Basically people who say dumb things and when someone tells them to shut up they'll whine about how they were being sarcastic and that everyone else is an idiot.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2813 on: December 13, 2012, 11:14:46 pm »
Ace of Spades now costs money. Ah well, it was fun while it lasted.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2814 on: December 14, 2012, 09:44:01 am »
Wait, you mean that game which looks kinda like Minecraft mixed with Red Faction used to be free?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2815 on: December 14, 2012, 09:52:28 am »
I went to buy some hand warmers today, and the only ones they had were shaped like womens underwear :/

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« Reply #2816 on: December 14, 2012, 09:55:17 am »
Wait, you mean that game which looks kinda like Minecraft mixed with Red Faction used to be free?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2817 on: December 14, 2012, 08:03:08 pm »
So, I just went to the pharmacy to pick up my prescriptions, only to learn that my subsidy coverage has allegedly been terminated without anyone bothering to inform me, and ended up having to pay a hundred and some dollars for my meds. I tried to call the gov. offices, but of course they're closed for the weekend, so no help there. I have no idea if this is just a fuckup on their end or what (if they're actually trying to cut off coverage, they have zero basis for it), but I'm seriously pissed off right now -- I need these meds, and I can't afford to pay for them every month. I really hope I can get this sorted out next week AND make them reimburse me for the meds I just purchased, 'cause I really can't take on any extra expenses right now.

Merry fucking Christmas, ministry of health/AHS/whoever fucked up here. Go choke on a candy cane.

Edit: I wonder... what would have happened if I hadn't had enough money in my account to buy the pills? What if I were epileptic or something, instead of just taking antidepressants and birth control pills? Do they not care that someone could end up in the hospital because they can't bother to get their shit together or give patients advanced warning of coverage termination?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2818 on: December 15, 2012, 01:12:24 pm »
The ipod touch case I wanted is no longer available, and I'm working until 12:30 am tonight.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2819 on: December 15, 2012, 04:01:57 pm »
Edit: I wonder... what would have happened if I hadn't had enough money in my account to buy the pills? What if I were epileptic or something, instead of just taking antidepressants and birth control pills? Do they not care that someone could end up in the hospital because they can't bother to get their shit together or give patients advanced warning of coverage termination?

And this is what we deal with in the US. Only in my mom's case, it's cancer drugs.
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