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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2955 on: December 30, 2012, 12:15:32 pm »
So here's an update of sorts: It's blue checked button down shirt, and we can wear it unbuttoned and something underneath. That's what I'm going to do, so I need some fashion advice of what colors will go with it. There's a rumor on the fb page that the color will change every quarter(I hope this is true, because one color gets tired really quickly), I'm hoping that I can still wear my skirts and dress pants, because I only really have one pair of jeans that I can wear right now. My other jeans are from before I lost all this weight, and I have to wear a belt with them, and they're still huge on me with the belt. I'm still pissed off that: 1. I really don't have anything that will go good underneath it right now, and have to borrow my mom's solid polo's for the time being. 2. Most of my nice blouses that I enjoy wearing will go to waste for the most part, I guess I'm going to have to start volunteering more often at the Red Cross, so I have a reason wear them or wearing them whenever I go out instead of the old clothes I like to wear.
I hope this bs fades quickly...I need color in my life, plus I ALAWYS get complements on my nice blouses, which I enjoy getting.
On that note: the older employees like Maria, Lucille, Darlene, Jasmine, Asha and Daniella, are going to look stupid as hell now. I can't see them looking good in blue checked.

If I'm not sure whether two colors will work well together, I just do a guess and check. Try them on together. It's the easiest way for me.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2956 on: December 30, 2012, 12:33:32 pm »
The partimer at work who's bare ass is always hanging out of the top of her pants. You work with the public! Pull your goddamn pants up!!
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2957 on: December 30, 2012, 03:37:33 pm »
I hate when men try to justify perving on women by saying "If you didn't want to get looked at then you shouldn't have dressed like that". The same applies to you too idiot, if you don't like being called a creep then don't look at women!
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2958 on: December 30, 2012, 06:55:45 pm »
That's what I'm going to do, so I need some fashion advice of what colors will go with it.

DID SOMEONE SAY FASHION ADVICE?

*bursts through skylight*

Blue looks excellent with red, as the colors are opposites and contrast nicely. Personally, depending on the shade, I like a bit of gray or dark blue as a complement. If it's a darker blue, go with white or a light pink.

FASHION MAN AWAAAAAY!

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2959 on: December 30, 2012, 06:57:05 pm »
+1, good sir. I literally lol'd.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2960 on: December 30, 2012, 07:23:13 pm »
That's what I'm going to do, so I need some fashion advice of what colors will go with it.

DID SOMEONE SAY FASHION ADVICE?

*bursts through skylight*

Blue looks excellent with red, as the colors are opposites and contrast nicely. Personally, depending on the shade, I like a bit of gray or dark blue as a complement. If it's a darker blue, go with white or a light pink.

FASHION MAN AWAAAAAY!

*exits via front door*



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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2961 on: December 30, 2012, 07:26:53 pm »
Not only am I working tonight, I don't even get penalty rates.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2962 on: December 30, 2012, 08:33:36 pm »
That's what I'm going to do, so I need some fashion advice of what colors will go with it.

DID SOMEONE SAY FASHION ADVICE?

*bursts through skylight*

Blue looks excellent with red, as the colors are opposites and contrast nicely. Personally, depending on the shade, I like a bit of gray or dark blue as a complement. If it's a darker blue, go with white or a light pink.

FASHION MAN AWAAAAAY!

*exits via front door*

I DEMAND Rinella to be gven his own fashion advice TV show.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2963 on: December 30, 2012, 10:58:00 pm »
Meet cute girl. She's funny, smart, easy to talk to, and a musician. She gets my number.

Has a boyfriend.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2964 on: December 31, 2012, 12:33:24 am »
Having to deal with my stupid curly hair.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2965 on: December 31, 2012, 12:50:19 am »
My legs hurt for some reason.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2966 on: December 31, 2012, 12:58:21 am »
Just get new ones, you silly robot.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2967 on: December 31, 2012, 03:34:07 am »
My new flatmate sunk to a new low. He defrosted some chops on a placemat on the dining room table and left it there for several hours until he called my landlord, who called me, who was about a half-hour's walk away, to come home and put it in the fridge. I had to wipe meat-juice off the placemat... *shudders* And people wonder why I eat out so much.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2968 on: December 31, 2012, 01:50:15 pm »
+1, good sir. I literally lol'd.



I DEMAND Rinella to be gven his own fashion advice TV show.

Thank you, thank you, I'm glad to have brightened a few days.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2969 on: December 31, 2012, 05:37:43 pm »
Cold, it's so cold in the house because we ran out of oil, because the oil company forgot to come this month to refill the furnace. My mom had to call them up and was like "Umm, did you forget something??"(We're on this monthly plan, where they're suppose to come at least once a month, and refill the oil) They eventually came today, but it's still so cold.

And Rinella I feel you should become JCP's fashion expert, and tell them that "Truck stop cliche" isn't a good look.
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