I was dogsitting last night. I officially added this dog to my Least Favourite Animals list because she barked all night. I mean ALL NIGHT. From 10pm until 5.30am. SEVEN AND A HALF HOURS of nonstop, loud-as-possible barking. I checked on her to make sure she was okay, to make sure there wasn't someone or something dangerous in the yard, made sure the other dog was okay (she's diabetic), and tried everything I could to make sure she had what she needed and nothing was wrong. Nothing WAS wrong. She was just barking and barking and barking because she fucking felt like it.
FOR SEVEN AND A HALF GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING HOURS.
I had to get up at 6am to feed the diabetic dog and give her her insulin, so I felt a cruel pleasure in waking the barky one up since by then she'd fallen asleep. Of course, she gets to nap all day long and I have to work. I still have no idea what her problem was, but I sincerely considered giving her some Benadryl in a snack so she'd go to sleep and shut up.