Things That Annoy You

[Witchyjoshy]

*grabs some K-Y Jelly and a box of tissues*

...Too much?

[ironbite]

I find that more annoying than anything. At first it was edgy, but now it's just the "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry" of the board.

Fuck you too bitch.

Okay, this one is probably the First World Problems of First World Problems, but I have this massive pet peeve.

Whenever I search for "Dark Knight" in, say, Skyrim mods or something, I expect to find stuff like... this:

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Instead I find stuff like this:

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Don't get me wrong, I like Batman, but...

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HE'S NOT WHAT I'M FUCKING LOOKING FOR!! IF I WANTED TO LOOK FOR BATMAN I WOULD TYPE FUCKING "BATMAN" INTO THE FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE!

The worst part is, "Death Knight" and "Dark Knight" and what have you tend to carry different connotations, so you can't just use "Death Knight" as a synonym because it isn't!

There's Shadowknight, too, which also carries its own connotations but generally encompasses both Death Knight and Dark Knight, but then you get THIS!

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SEARCH ENGINES ARGH

And to make matters worse, almost no one uses Shadowknight outside of the Everquest community... so you can't even succeed at THAT.

tl;dr: Batman is preventing me from getting my geek on.

Might I suggest searching, instead, for Blackguard?  Its got similar connotations and may yield more desirable results.

I'll try that, yeah.  Might run into the same problem of Shadowknight (as in "not enough people use it") but anything's worth a shot.

@Ironbite

Fuck you go back to playing Arkham Origins/City/Asylum

It's a beautiful mod that adds a player home and a suit of Batarmor and a set of Batweapons!

Ironbite-just no BatMudcrapSpray unfortunately.

[Ghoti]

*grabs some K-Y Jelly and a box of tissues*

...Too much?

Nope, just enough. Although I personally recommend Astroglide.

[SpaceProg]

Back in my day we used ... well... no, we didn't.  I didn't, anyway.

[mellenORL]

Crisco?

[Søren]

I dont like "that escalated quickly"

Again. Schtiky

[Ghoti]

I think anyone who still says "that escalated quickly" should be beaten till their eyeballs bleed.*

*I'm joking. C'mon, say it.

[Witchyjoshy]

Boy, that escalated quickly

[Søren]

Boy, that escalated quickly

*calmly rips off zachs genitals*

You deserved that

[mellenORL]

Should we replace "That escalated etc" with, "Crank it Up, YAAHHHH!" >?

[QueenofHearts]

Just pick up the phone and start yelling the C-word (not calling her that, but just saying it in general). I've noticed Americans are fearful of that...

[Art Vandelay]

Just pick up the phone and start yelling the C-word (not calling her that, but just saying it in general). I've noticed Americans are fearful of that...

Like how they say "the c-word" instead of just saying "cunt" like a normal person? Yeah, I was just beginning to notice that, myself.

[QueenofHearts]

Just pick up the phone and start yelling the C-word (not calling her that, but just saying it in general). I've noticed Americans are fearful of that...

Like how they say "the c-word" instead of just saying "cunt" like a normal person? Yeah, I was just beginning to notice that, myself.

In America, we can't say that. That word causes old women to grip their pearls in fear and the ground the shake... Scary shit, man.

[mellenORL]

bin Bambi, just say "Your autodialer is busted, dumbass!" Assuming you have voicemail, just leave the phone off the hook or turned off. (not sure if these calls are to your mobile or the household landline)

[SpaceProg]

Supposedly, from what I've heard on TV and read around the various medias, "Cunt" is the worst word a woman can be called.  For some reason.  *Shrugs*  I'm not big on using it, but I've really had no reason or calling to, so... *shrugs again*.