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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10050 on: June 15, 2016, 04:34:34 pm »
Apparently there are football games going on in Europe or something. The only two things I know about it are a) Russia has been told that their team will get thrown out unless their fans stop breaking stuff and setting up organized attacks against other fans. The Russian government has denied any wrongdoings by Russian fans.

b) One of the Finnish commentators is a woman and for some reason people are now complaining about this. As far as I can tell she actually knows her stuff and all the complaints are mainly claims that a woman has no place in that sport or variations of the word "hag."
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10051 on: June 15, 2016, 05:07:21 pm »
Does Putin have OCAD or something?

(Obsessive Compulsive Annexation Disorder)

Specifically, that's where people cannot stop planning to conquer things, and have nervous breakdowns if they or their people do not commit at least one aggressive act or plan one per week.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10052 on: June 15, 2016, 05:23:41 pm »
For the record: That commentator is the coach for the Finnish women's national team. So I can only assume that she knows a thing or two about football.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10053 on: June 16, 2016, 02:29:37 am »
For the record: That commentator is the coach for the Finnish women's national team. So I can only assume that she knows a thing or two about football.

She'd certainly know more than the average fucktard sitting at home complaining about her that's for sure.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10054 on: June 16, 2016, 02:49:52 am »
For the record: That commentator is the coach for the Finnish women's national team. So I can only assume that she knows a thing or two about football.

She'd certainly no more than the average fucktard sitting at home complaining about her that's for sure.

No she doesn't, because for one if she did she wouldn't be coaching a women's team and for another she's a woman and so can't know anything about sports. </average fucktard>
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10055 on: June 17, 2016, 10:03:14 am »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10056 on: June 18, 2016, 12:08:48 am »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10057 on: June 18, 2016, 01:12:41 am »
The enemies in a place called Irithyll in Dark Souls 3 are so mean that its literally random if you survive them. No matter how your level advances, at any point you step in there, one Pontiff Knight might be enough to kill you.

These are foes who come in three or more usually, and who attack and move extremely fast and have a super laser sword move that usually auto-kills you.

Then you get into their Fire Witch superiors, who can kill you with fire that goes through buildings, fire that flies through the air, and fire that erupts under you, sending you flying and possibly stunlocking you if the Irithyllian Slaves, basically invisible claymore wielding witches, get too close to you. And if you try and get wise and run in to attack, chances are either the Irithyllian slaves kill you via stunlock, or more Pontiff Knights suddenly walk over and attack, or the Fire Witch fucking stabs you with its Fire Spear and burns you a few times before throwing you half way across the map.

After which it fireblasts you somehow and you die.

So there's that.

But the area's meanness is perhaps best illustrated by the giant dog that attacks you when you so much as try to enter Irithyll. You only need kill the giant dog once.

But its a giant dog that...well...

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10058 on: June 18, 2016, 01:49:27 am »
It's Dark Souls. What did you expect?
Excuse me, sir, do you have a minute to talk about your lord and savior, Hannibal Barca?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10059 on: June 18, 2016, 02:53:39 am »
It also materializes behind you, rushes extremely fast, turns around quickly, has non-euclidian hitbox detection, and...it breaths lightning.

It is a giant dog. That breaths lightning bolts.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10060 on: June 18, 2016, 03:09:09 am »
Is this the point where were are supposed to say "git gud" and laugh at him?
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10061 on: June 18, 2016, 04:50:42 am »
And this adds another notch to the "Reasons Zygarde will never play Dark Souls for as long as they live" list.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10062 on: June 18, 2016, 12:47:40 pm »
Well, I got good and killed the bridge dog.

And then I found a reservoir area with two of them. And due to the water, my character becomes extra weak to the Gigadogs' lightning breath.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10063 on: June 19, 2016, 01:55:43 pm »
Strangely enough, it annoys me greatly when I hear politicians say things like "the attack at Orlando was an attack on all Americans". Bullshit. It was an attack on gay and trans people, not Americans.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10064 on: June 19, 2016, 02:48:55 pm »
THANK you. I know I'm looking at this from an outsider's perspective, but I think American politicians don't really get to cry about an attack on America when the gay panic defence isn't off the books anywhere but Cali, Obama got sued for supporting transgender bathroom shit and North Carolina... exists.