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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1575 on: July 05, 2012, 01:21:13 pm »
People who don't clean the tear stains off of their dogs. You really think that's a good look for those dogs. It may bother me more than others, because my dog tend to get tear stains under his eyes every so often.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1576 on: July 05, 2012, 07:14:27 pm »
People who assume that any woman who says "I want to get into better shape" really means "I think I'm fat and want to lose weight" or "I'm fishing for compliments".
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1577 on: July 06, 2012, 04:34:16 am »
People who see any mention of MLP in someone elses profile, username, etc. and screech about how there needs to be another holocaust.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1578 on: July 06, 2012, 09:42:18 am »
Quote from: Mechtaur on July 06, 2012, 04:34:16 am
People who see any mention of MLP in someone elses profile, username, etc. and screech about how there needs to be another holocaust.
Don't get me started.

Also, people who use holocaust comparisons willy nilly. Especially over something minor on the internets.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1579 on: July 06, 2012, 01:30:25 pm »
I just scratched the fuck out of my arm, and it's bleeding now. How am I still alive?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1580 on: July 06, 2012, 01:32:53 pm »
Recurring nightmares that still seem real when I wake up.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1581 on: July 06, 2012, 01:33:50 pm »
Quote from: Sleepy on July 06, 2012, 01:30:25 pm
I just scratched the fuck out of my arm, and it's bleeding now. How am I still alive?

O.O Seems like an allergic reaction. If not anti-itching cream, I would suggest some benadryl for that to alleviate the itching sensation.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1582 on: July 06, 2012, 05:10:28 pm »
This chick who I've met once poked me on Facebook, I met here through her boyfriend who was a friend at work.  I ignored it, now a week or so later he poked me.  What does this mean?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1583 on: July 06, 2012, 05:12:57 pm »
They want your body.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1584 on: July 06, 2012, 05:18:49 pm »
What Jeb said. The best thing you can do now is show up at their place wearing nothing but leather chaps and whipped cream on your nipples.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1585 on: July 06, 2012, 09:27:25 pm »
When a video in my favorites list on YouTube gets deleted and I don't know what it was. It drives me INSAAANE.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1586 on: July 07, 2012, 12:31:24 am »
I think my dad is turning into a redneck. He wants to take me to a demolition derby in Forks.

All he has to do is buy a shack in the wood and start stockpiling weapons, and the transformation will be complete.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1587 on: July 07, 2012, 01:27:07 am »
I want to take a scalpel to my face. God, I hate cysts. I am actually waiting impatiently for my period to start because then I might at last have some help for my acne (and also finally be on proper birth control).
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1588 on: July 07, 2012, 02:17:46 am »
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on July 07, 2012, 12:31:24 am
I think my dad is turning into a redneck. He wants to take me to a demolition derby in Forks.

All he has to do is buy a shack in the wood and start stockpiling weapons, and the transformation will be complete.

Wait...Forks, Washington?  Hey, when you see Bella, could you do me a favor and put a round in her chest?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1589 on: July 07, 2012, 05:34:56 am »
Quote from: RavynousHunter on July 07, 2012, 02:17:46 am
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on July 07, 2012, 12:31:24 am
I think my dad is turning into a redneck. He wants to take me to a demolition derby in Forks.

All he has to do is buy a shack in the wood and start stockpiling weapons, and the transformation will be complete.

Wait...Forks, Washington?  Hey, when you see Bella, could you do me a favor and put a round in her chest?

Burn down the Cullen house while you're at it.
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