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Offline Damen

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #270 on: March 06, 2013, 07:17:45 pm »
It is. It's a wonderful land of unicorns and assports.

Assports?

18:10   Damen:   Heya, Ironbite, where ya been?
18:11   Ironbite:   the airport
18:11   Deimos:   up my butt
18:11   shy:   there's an airport in deimos' ass?
18:11   Ironbite:   telling you Deimos
18:11   Ironbite:   fuck some shit up!
18:11   Wykked_Wytch:   I wonder if there are flights to Deimos' ass from JFK
18:12   Damen:   If there's an airport up Deimos' ass, he better fart us out some bags of peanuts.
18:12   Deimos:   yes
18:12   Deimos:   yes there is
18:12      Deimos bends over and lets out a boeing
18:12   Deimos:   my prostate is a landing strip!
18:12   Deimos:   its got a guy on it waving lights and everything
18:12   Zachski:   "Ungh, that's right... land that plane..."
18:13   Ironbite:   ....why is there a guy on the taxi way?
18:13   Ironbite:   he could die
18:13   Damen:   I think Deimos is now in a contest for notoriety against Sleepy's cave.
18:13   Ironbite:   bah
18:13   Deimos:   well it doesnt exactly have a lot of natural light
18:13   Ironbite:   nothing is as deep or as big as Sleepy's vagoo
18:14   Ironbite:   my cat is laying on my angles...she warm kitty
18:14   Ironbite:   she seeeping
18:14   shy:   sleepy's vagina, the supermassive blackhole
18:15   Damen:   I dunno, Sleep's vagoo doesn't have a 747 hanger.

Assports.
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #271 on: March 11, 2013, 05:54:26 pm »
05:48   Lithp    How ARE you, Deimos?
05:49   Kradorex   ⫷ 17.45.58 ◉ +Siraj ⫸ work went well, here <-- good, good
05:49   Deimos   Yeah...totally didn't expect someone to ask me that *sarcasm*
05:49   Lithp   Then I'll just have to do something that you don't expect.
05:50   Deimos   Blow me?
05:50   Alkaline   lol
05:50   Deimos smirk
05:51   Lithp    Sure.
05:51   Lithp puts Deimos's dick in a fan & turns it on.
05:51   Deimos   Well played
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fabricated for battle / No time has been wasted
/ Neuroleptic seconds marry electroconvulsive hours / In
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #272 on: March 15, 2013, 07:37:21 pm »
19:36   syaoranvee   I put the screw
19:36   syaoranvee   in the tuna
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #273 on: March 15, 2013, 09:43:48 pm »
20:39 Deimos: ....
20:39 Deimos: im such a bitch
20:40 Deimos: that guy that wrote "leave douchebag" in my agarose gel
20:40 Deimos: he sent me a message telling me to give him this coding sequence for lactose fermentations
20:40 Damen: Did you tell him to go fuck himself?
20:41 Siraj: you gave him the wrong one, didn't you?
20:41 Deimos: i sent him a coding sequence that will make the bacteria produce the most foul smelling gas known
20:41 chad_sexington:  ;D
20:41 Alkaline:  ;D
20:41 Damen: ...you are wonderful.
20:41 Siraj: mwahaha
20:41 Deimos: worse than hydrogen sulfide
20:41 otend: I love you
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #274 on: March 16, 2013, 03:53:30 pm »
Again No context just cause

14:50   chitoryu12   Beware my bathroom mirror, bitches
14:50   Lilith   ...I wish i was that mirror
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14:50   Lilith   I regret nothing!
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #275 on: March 16, 2013, 04:02:51 pm »
Actually, what context you put to it is EXACTLY what the context is.
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #276 on: March 16, 2013, 04:17:08 pm »
Quote from: Damen on March 15, 2013, 09:43:48 pm
20:39 Deimos: ....
20:39 Deimos: im such a bitch
20:40 Deimos: that guy that wrote "leave douchebag" in my agarose gel
20:40 Deimos: he sent me a message telling me to give him this coding sequence for lactose fermentations
20:40 Damen: Did you tell him to go fuck himself?
20:41 Siraj: you gave him the wrong one, didn't you?
20:41 Deimos: i sent him a coding sequence that will make the bacteria produce the most foul smelling gas known
20:41 chad_sexington:  ;D
20:41 Alkaline:  ;D
20:41 Damen: ...you are wonderful.
20:41 Siraj: mwahaha
20:41 Deimos: worse than hydrogen sulfide
20:41 otend: I love you

Deimos, you wonderful evil bastard.
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #277 on: March 17, 2013, 10:44:14 pm »
21:40   Deimos:   my discussion for this lab report is delightfully waffly
21:40   Deimos:   i love waffling on
21:40   Deimos:   although i dont really like waffles....
21:41   Deimos:   though waffle is incredibly fun to say....
21:41   Deimos:   aaaaand then again, muttering waffle waffle waffle a few times gets you strange looks from the people around you
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #278 on: March 19, 2013, 08:24:30 pm »
[19:17] <+B-Man> Deadchat is dead.
[19:17] <+Randomwolf> indeed
[19:21] * Tank rolls over the rotting corpses
[19:21] <+chad_sexington> I'm not dead...
[19:21] <+B-Man> Now you are.
[19:22] <+B-Man> Tank just crushed you.
[19:22] * Damen (440c4a8e@hmask-C6F55A42.mibbit.com) has joined #fstdt
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[19:23] <+chad_sexington> noooooo *splat*
[19:23] * chad_sexington (me@hmask-53BF8C2B.dynamic.dsl.mel.iprimus.net.au) Quit ( Quit: If Icould live my life half as worthlessly as you, I'm convinced that I'd wind up burning too! )
[19:23] <+B-Man> Lol.
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #279 on: March 23, 2013, 09:54:55 pm »
20:50   Deimos:   I'm aroused
20:51      *** B-Man joined #fstdt
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #280 on: March 28, 2013, 10:15:07 pm »
(9:12:41 PM) ***Hofstadter touches magus' plywood
(9:13:25 PM) ***Magus_Silveresti shows off his woodcraft skill
(9:13:59 PM) Hofstadter: ...how the fuck did that get me horny
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #281 on: April 16, 2013, 01:05:57 am »
[01:02:47] <B-Man> WHAT. THE. HOLY. FUCKING. BALLS. OF. SATAN?!!!
[01:03:11] <Magus_Silveresti> Satan's Balls are now Balls of Holy Fucking
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #282 on: April 17, 2013, 09:58:01 pm »
09:56      Hofstadter takes away all of zachs games that involve the word "quest" in them
09:56   Hofstadter   >:3
09:56      Magus_Silveresti takes away Deimos's gonads
09:57   Alkaline   Well, that escalated quickly.
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In paranoia I find genius / But the ice-dreams have come
with spiritless consequence / A hatchet has been hidden
between my eyes / A hatchet gift-wrapped in paranoia / A
wooden heart never bleeds / A wooden heart never bleeds,
yet inextricable thoughts still weave / Introspection
fabricated for battle / No time has been wasted
/ Neuroleptic seconds marry electroconvulsive hours / In
the cranial freezer, paranoia is the bastard and I
find genius Petrify / Paralyze

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #283 on: April 18, 2013, 04:44:03 am »
(3:35:58 AM) Magus_Silveresti: [Dad] has more or less forbidden me from applying to factory work myself, because he hates it and doesn't want it to be inflicted on me
(3:36:04 AM) Magus_Silveresti: I'm not exactly objecting
(3:36:31 AM) B-Man: Haha.
(3:37:01 AM) DarkfireTaimatsu: What if your arm accidentally mutates into one of those sparky welding robots you see on car assembly lines?
(3:37:22 AM) Magus_Silveresti: Which arm?
(3:37:48 AM) B-Man: Whicever arm that one dude from FMA lost.
(3:37:58 AM) Magus_Silveresti: ...My right arm.
(3:38:03 AM) Magus_Silveresti: No, please.  That's my fapping arm.
(3:38:12 AM) B-Man: Haha.
(3:38:19 AM) B-Man: So get a robotic penis!
(3:39:15 AM) Magus_Silveresti: .....
(3:39:23 AM) Magus_Silveresti: That's a terrible idea
(3:39:32 AM) Magus_Silveresti: You're a terrible idea
(3:39:42 AM) B-Man: Just make it rust proof!
(3:39:54 AM) B-Man: Shoot oil instead of jizz!
(3:39:54 AM) Randomwolf: Your ideas have terrible ideas!
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #284 on: April 18, 2013, 04:55:14 pm »
15:53   Eva:   I knew all those Swedes were fishy
15:54   Hofstadter:   well when you have a language that sounds like a cat under water fucking itself on a dildo
15:54   Hofstadter:   youre gonna sound fishy
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