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Re: The Winter Olympics: Sochi 2014
« Reply #60 on: February 19, 2014, 01:40:46 pm »
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I like our new maple leaf flag! Always thought the stars and stripes were way too busy a pattern.

It was like the American peoples thought "Hmm, the British flag isn't gaudy enough, how can we make ours even GAUDIER?  I know!"

(Sorry, Brits, your flag is pretty damn gaudy.  Not as gaudy as ours, but still.)

To be fair it is three flags combined into one.

And just imagine how much gaudier it could be if we included the Welsh flag by adding a big red dragon to it.

Why did we NOT add a dragon?

No dragons in our Mythology.

Maybe you could add an american mythological creature.

Bigfoot perhaps?

Wait, wait, I got it. A Tyrannosaurus rex. That would be worth respecting.
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Re: The Winter Olympics: Sochi 2014
« Reply #61 on: February 19, 2014, 01:44:22 pm »
Quote from: Dakota Bob on February 19, 2014, 11:19:00 am

No olympic medal for the Russian hockey team again, we (Finland, muthafucka) just wiped them out of the quarterfinals. Again we'll be competing for a medal for the 4th time in the last 5 olympics. we gon' git ya, Sweden!
Don't fuck with the Finns.
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Re: The Winter Olympics: Sochi 2014
« Reply #62 on: February 20, 2014, 10:15:03 am »
The womens gold medal game for hockey will start in an hour and 45 minutes from the time of this post, it's Canada vs USA so it should be a pretty thrilling game.
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Re: The Winter Olympics: Sochi 2014
« Reply #63 on: February 22, 2014, 02:39:11 pm »
Team Finland get their second straight bronze medal at hockey, beating USA 5-0!
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
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Re: The Winter Olympics: Sochi 2014
« Reply #64 on: February 22, 2014, 03:00:31 pm »
Enjoy your bronze. Canada will soon be enjoying its second hockey gold (suck it, Sweden). :)
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Re: The Winter Olympics: Sochi 2014
« Reply #65 on: February 22, 2014, 04:19:38 pm »
Go get 'im, I'd prefer not to have to deal with Swedish gloating if they win :P
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Re: The Winter Olympics: Sochi 2014
« Reply #66 on: February 22, 2014, 04:26:51 pm »
We'll grind 'em into the ice. For Finland! (Well, mostly for Canada, but maybe 5% will be for you guys. We got your backs. You did, after all, give us Miikka Kiprusoff -- even if the bugger did go and retire on us.)
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Re: The Winter Olympics: Sochi 2014
« Reply #67 on: February 22, 2014, 04:35:14 pm »
Quote from: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on February 22, 2014, 03:00:31 pm
Enjoy your bronze. Canada will soon be enjoying its second hockey gold (suck it, Sweden). :)

One must keep in mind that Canadians are only pacifists outside of hockey rinks.
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Re: The Winter Olympics: Sochi 2014
« Reply #68 on: February 22, 2014, 04:41:58 pm »
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Enjoy your bronze. Canada will soon be enjoying its second hockey gold (suck it, Sweden). :)

One must keep in mind that Canadians are only pacifists outside of hockey rinks.
And off the battlefield.  Ask Erich Ludendorff.
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Re: The Winter Olympics: Sochi 2014
« Reply #69 on: February 22, 2014, 04:48:05 pm »
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Quote from: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on February 22, 2014, 03:00:31 pm
Enjoy your bronze. Canada will soon be enjoying its second hockey gold (suck it, Sweden). :)

One must keep in mind that Canadians are only pacifists outside of hockey rinks.

Indeed. Any country that invents a sport where fist fights are part of the gameplay can't be all sugar and spice. We'll apologize if you bump into us on the sidewalk, but get in our way on the ice and we'll beat the shit out of you.
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Re: The Winter Olympics: Sochi 2014
« Reply #70 on: February 22, 2014, 06:41:51 pm »
Quote from: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on February 22, 2014, 04:26:51 pm
We'll grind 'em into the ice. For Finland! (Well, mostly for Canada, but maybe 5% will be for you guys. We got your backs. You did, after all, give us Miikka Kiprusoff -- even if the bugger did go and retire on us.)

Sadly, we have not yet been able to engineer an ageless goalie. We keep on churnin' the buggers out so you might be able to snag a new one  ;D

Oh well, bring on 2018! And thank you for everything Teemu, a true national icon!


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Re: The Winter Olympics: Sochi 2014
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Re: The Winter Olympics: Sochi 2014
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Re: The Winter Olympics: Sochi 2014
« Reply #73 on: February 22, 2014, 09:12:22 pm »
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I know it's kind of unrelated but if you're looking for more Russian-related diversions, these are some great pictures.



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Re: The Winter Olympics: Sochi 2014
« Reply #74 on: February 22, 2014, 09:16:06 pm »
Well when you're the youngest and lowest ranking officer at the table you tend to be.
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