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I has a new Rooket!
« on: February 06, 2012, 10:54:37 pm »


This is Jane. She showed up Sunday morning. Far too early in the morning for someone who worked the night shift. But anyways, there she is. Mother and baby are doing fine and should be back home sometime tomorrow afternoon/evening. She was a couple weeks early. And there were a couple problems. Like she came too fast for Mrs. Rookie to get her epidural so this one came natural. (If anyone is wondering, those drugs are available for a reason and we both recommend using them.) And there was a problem with her breathing. But those issues have been resolved and everyone is now happy and healthy. I am doing my best to get the rest of my brood ready for the homecoming ("Don't bumrush Mommy, don't yell at the baby, don't feed her Cheerios, etc). But yeah. There she is.
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Re: I has a new Rooket!
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2012, 10:55:46 pm »
I don't usually like babies, but Jane's really cute. Congratulations!
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Re: I has a new Rooket!
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2012, 11:00:47 pm »
Congratulations Rookie

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Re: I has a new Rooket!
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2012, 11:02:24 pm »
Bebeh! Congrats! Glad they're both doing well.

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Re: I has a new Rooket!
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2012, 11:15:16 pm »
Congratulations!
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Re: I has a new Rooket!
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2012, 11:17:16 pm »
Congrats, she's a cutie

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Re: I has a new Rooket!
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2012, 11:20:19 pm »
Congratulations, Rookie! She's adorable! :)
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Re: I has a new Rooket!
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2012, 11:43:01 pm »
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Re: I has a new Rooket!
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2012, 11:45:35 pm »
*Prepares "My First Fetal BBQ" playset*
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Re: I has a new Rooket!
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2012, 07:42:26 am »
Congratulations, and just remember you can sleep when they all move out!
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Re: I has a new Rooket!
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2012, 08:04:03 am »
She's so cute! Congrats, Rookie!
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Re: I has a new Rooket!
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2012, 08:23:55 am »
Yay for baby! \o/

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Re: I has a new Rooket!
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2012, 08:51:20 am »
Awwww!  Congrats, rookie!  So sweet.  :)

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Re: I has a new Rooket!
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2012, 10:10:25 am »
Congrats, Rookie!  She's adorable. :3
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Re: I has a new Rooket!
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2012, 07:57:16 pm »
She's a beauty.  Babies always put me into a good mood.
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