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Offline Meshakhad

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1350 on: October 18, 2012, 07:17:53 pm »
Board Games Corrupt American Youth!

Washington State legalizes marijuana. Two years later, the sales taxes alone have wiped out the state's deficit.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1351 on: October 18, 2012, 07:42:46 pm »
Democrats fund Washington with blood money.

Jimmy Carter voted the best president in history.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1352 on: October 18, 2012, 09:33:40 pm »
Liberals Rig Vote!

Following Obama's reelection, the major Wall Street bankers all leave America at once, taking every penny with them, sending the American economy into a depression. Mitt Romney and Dick Cheney are among them. They take over a few Caribbean islands and declare themselves the Republic of Galt.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1353 on: October 18, 2012, 09:53:19 pm »
Obama Destroys America!

Nancy Reagan bitch slaps (not figuratively either) every GOP candidate this election cycle for using her late husband's name in vain.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1354 on: October 19, 2012, 12:15:16 am »
Nancy Reagan proves the Republican viewpoint on women to be correct. You can't trust them...

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are struck down by thunderbolts from heaven as they turn out to cast their votes.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1355 on: October 19, 2012, 12:35:26 am »
Republican Ticket Assassinated!  Obama Supports Lightning Death Rays?

The final Presidential debate next week devolves into a slap fight.  The candidates effeminately slap at each other's hands for half of the 90 minute debate.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1356 on: October 19, 2012, 04:31:44 pm »
OBAMA STARTED IT

Alabama school starts teaching intelligent falling.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1357 on: October 19, 2012, 05:26:15 pm »
Special Report: What is Intelligent Falling? How Does it Serve God?

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1358 on: October 19, 2012, 08:42:55 pm »
Mormons continue to abuse women, unlike True Christians.

A month after Washington legalizes marijuana (see above), Mount St. Helens erupts. Geologists had been predicting this long before weed was legalized, though.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1359 on: October 20, 2012, 03:17:03 am »
The Lord Smites Washington For Its Sins!

Warren Buffett turns into a dragon for no adequately explored reason. His mind is unaffected, and he continues to run his business as normal.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1360 on: October 21, 2012, 01:09:24 pm »
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The Lord Smites Washington For Its Sins!

Warren Buffett turns into a dragon for no adequately explored reason. His mind is unaffected, and he continues to run his business as normal.
Buffett punished by God for anti Republican sentiments

Aliens land and teach humanity how to create unlimited cheap energy - but have no religion
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1361 on: October 21, 2012, 01:30:25 pm »
Godless societies make pact with demons.

America refuses the deal due to conservative pressure and falls way behind the rest of the world overnight.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1362 on: October 21, 2012, 03:49:49 pm »
America chooses godly path!

The Fox News Headline Writer discovers a honey badger in his pants while he is dictating the new headline.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1363 on: October 21, 2012, 06:52:43 pm »
Liberals AAAAARGH sabotage AIEEEEE trusted OW OW OW OW news YEOWCH network AAAA!

Mitt Romney loses his temper during a debate and starts screaming racist insults at Obama.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1364 on: October 21, 2012, 06:58:38 pm »
Romney Telling It Like It Is, Stands Up To Obama!

Taking the piss, Biden releases a budget that is an exact copy of Ryan's.
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