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Offline Veras

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1500 on: November 29, 2012, 08:58:53 pm »
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Ann Coulter Reaches Out To Fellow Republicans

Barack Obama unleashes an army of angels against the Syrian government
Obama Violates War Powers Act By Not Reporting to Congress

Obama leaves the Democratic Party to become a Republican
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1501 on: November 29, 2012, 09:15:30 pm »
Obama Attempts Subversion From Within!

Obama foils an assassination attempt by catching an entire clip's worth of bullets in his bare hands.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1502 on: November 30, 2012, 02:39:26 am »
Obama Has Power Of Satan!

Pat Robertson attacks Fox for promoting vice and sin in its TV shows and films while claiming to promote family values, says that the network should be persecuted for fraud.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1503 on: November 30, 2012, 11:21:25 am »
Liberals Push for Gov't Controlled Television!

Because neither side will budge in talks, U.S. face plants off of the fiscal cliff. Americans, who at this point have had enough of this whole darned mess, decide we're on our own. So we start putting irrelevant differences aside and start spending money stimulating the economy. Little by little, that money starts feeding on itself. Inch by inch, We the People take responsibility and start fixing the mess.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1504 on: November 30, 2012, 12:43:36 pm »
Free Market Solves Government-Created Problem

An FBI investigation reveals that Obama is actually Fred Savage in costume.  Further probing reveals that Mitt Romney and John McCain were both also Fred Savage.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1505 on: November 30, 2012, 02:01:09 pm »
Fred Savage Deceives America!

Further investigation reveals that Fred Savage is actually Rupert Murdoch in disguise. So, in fact, are Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, Michelle Bachmann, and Rick Perry.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1506 on: November 30, 2012, 10:17:10 pm »
Murdoch employs multiple identities to save nation from liberals

Cornelius Fudge and Lucius Malfoy run for president as Republican ticket
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1507 on: November 30, 2012, 11:21:01 pm »
Obama Wants To Give Mud-Bloods Your Money!

Obama neuters his cat.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1508 on: November 30, 2012, 11:36:01 pm »
Obama wants to end Cat population


Lupe Fiasco (My favorite rapper) creates a song with Obama  on it and Obama manages to hold his own.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1509 on: December 01, 2012, 02:23:03 pm »
Obama Using Evil Rap Music To Brainwash Your Kids!

A new study uncovers evidence that most of the Founding Fathers were gay.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1510 on: December 01, 2012, 07:46:16 pm »
Revisionist Historians promote the Homosexual Agenda.

Following Pat Robertson's change of heart on creationism, Ken Ham changes the Creation Museum into an actual science-based natural history museum.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1511 on: December 02, 2012, 12:58:46 pm »
Museum replaces creationist science with scientific fairy tales

New study reveals that 8th grade dropouts are 99% likely to become conservatives
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1512 on: December 02, 2012, 01:23:49 pm »
Public Schools Brainwashing Kids into Liberalism

Pat Robertson follows his change of views on creationism by becoming a radical leftist.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1513 on: December 02, 2012, 01:32:06 pm »
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Public Schools Brainwashing Kids into Liberalism

Pat Robertson follows his change of views on creationism by becoming a radical leftist.

Pat Robertson becomes senile.

Gunman opens fire on crowd, shouts of "For Jesus" were heard.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1514 on: December 02, 2012, 01:58:20 pm »
Liberals try to pin shooting on Religious Conservatives!

Survey shows that the amount of religious fundamentalism is on the decline
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