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Offline zupper

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1605 on: December 21, 2012, 11:12:58 am »
Liberals brainwash mentally unstable christians to commit murder.

It is revealed that the "God" George W Bush was talking to when making important decisions was actually a homeless guy named Bob living in the White House attic. Somehow their voices were amplified and transfered through the air ducts.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1606 on: December 21, 2012, 03:48:38 pm »
God poses as welfare leech to relay message to His prophet on Earth

Alternate reality revealed to world proving that if Gore had been elected president, 9/11 wouldn't have happened
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1607 on: December 21, 2012, 04:08:22 pm »
Gore Orchestrated 9/11 to Discredit Bush

Alternate-universe president is a white Republican, but otherwise is identical to Obama in all respects.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1608 on: December 21, 2012, 04:32:13 pm »
Point: President  Bob is great!
Counterpoint: Great? Try awesome!

President Bob revealed to be secret muslim.
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« Reply #1609 on: December 21, 2012, 04:44:39 pm »
"Secret Muslim" president actually devout Christian, everyone knows only dark skinned people are Muslims

Technical glitch at Fox News station accidentally causes child pornography from Murdoch's computer to be broadcast worldwide
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1610 on: December 23, 2012, 08:51:18 am »
Liberal satanists hack Fox executive's computer.

From FOX News archive:
George H.W Bush breaks his famous "read my lips" promise and raises taxes as part of a 1990 budget agreement.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1611 on: December 23, 2012, 10:48:43 am »
This is a hard one since they would not want Clinton as prez so they wouldn't call him a RINO.  I guess they would do the Mitt Romney thing where they hated him till it was inevitable that he would be the nominee.
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Bush is a traitor to the cause of the Republican party.  92 rolls around.  Bush was always a true conservative
Time machine
MLK gets assassinated
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1612 on: December 23, 2012, 12:30:15 pm »
Quote from: kefkaownsall on December 23, 2012, 10:48:43 am
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MLK gets assassinated

Second Amendment infringes on MLK's right to life.

NRA proposes solution to mass shootings: more crazy people with guns
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1613 on: December 23, 2012, 12:38:53 pm »
NRA Reveals Brilliant Strategy

Fox News Attempting to Appeal to Little Kids
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« Reply #1614 on: December 23, 2012, 04:39:43 pm »
Fox News make effort to prevent liberal brainwashing of kids

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1615 on: December 23, 2012, 05:21:17 pm »
RISE UP AGAINST THE OBAMA TYRANNY, BROTHERS!

Andy Schlafly Get A Show On Fox News.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1616 on: December 23, 2012, 06:09:58 pm »
Quote from: B-Man on December 23, 2012, 05:21:17 pm
RISE UP AGAINST THE OBAMA TYRANNY, BROTHERS!

Andy Schlafly Get A Show On Fox News.

Patriot Is Finally Heard

Schlafly's show is filled with the nonsense he's famous for. That old bitch Phyllis is a regular repeat guest.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1617 on: December 23, 2012, 08:09:14 pm »
New show is a top hit!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1618 on: December 23, 2012, 08:51:45 pm »
Returned Savior Assassinated!

Back in time: The Continental Congress signs the Declaration of Independence.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1619 on: December 23, 2012, 08:56:27 pm »
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