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Offline Sixth Monarchist

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1725 on: January 13, 2013, 10:38:41 am »
BLASPHEMOUS TEBOW TURNS BACK ON CHRISTIAN VALUES*

Darkseid breaks through to our universe, becomes avid Fox News viewer, kills Obama, Congress and the US military (who had all acted swiftly to counter the threat) and empowers the North Koreans to conquer and subjugate America as a colony.


*hey, this game is easy if you just ignore at least one crucial fact...
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1726 on: January 13, 2013, 03:22:25 pm »
Quote from: zupper on January 13, 2013, 09:37:14 am
Tim Tebow starts kneeling towards Mecca before his matches and becomes the best quarterback ever.
...[[[Ultimate proof in wrathful God of the OT: None of that Render unto Caesar liberal namby-pamby nonsense.]]]...

back to above.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1727 on: January 14, 2013, 04:38:31 am »
Quote from: CtraK on January 13, 2013, 10:38:41 am
BLASPHEMOUS TEBOW TURNS BACK ON CHRISTIAN VALUES*

Darkseid breaks through to our universe, becomes avid Fox News viewer, kills Obama, Congress and the US military (who had all acted swiftly to counter the threat) and empowers the North Koreans to conquer and subjugate America as a colony.


*hey, this game is easy if you just ignore at least one crucial fact...

America Rescued by Powerful Military Leader

Superman beats Darkseid's ugly butt back to Apokalips, defeates NK, and loudly condemns Fox News. Even Gordon Godfrey can't say anything against this particular act.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1728 on: January 14, 2013, 07:49:30 am »
Illegal Alien Conquers Planet!

Zombies attack Faux Noise and its reporters, leaving everyone and everything else alone.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1729 on: January 14, 2013, 04:09:51 pm »
Satan Attacks Fox News!

Obama decrees that all government documents will henceforth be printed in Papyrus.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1730 on: January 14, 2013, 11:40:04 pm »
Obama sucks it up to his muslim Egyptian papyrus manufacturer buddies.

Obama administration rejects the proposal to build a planet destroying Death Star.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1731 on: January 15, 2013, 10:25:59 am »
Obama Rejects Job-Creation Bill

The reason he rejected the Death Star proposal was to slash government spending. Over time, the money saved triples its worth.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1732 on: January 16, 2013, 05:18:41 pm »
Money saved for socialist practices could be better used destroying planets

House Republicans block bill making it illegal to eat babies
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1733 on: January 16, 2013, 08:11:50 pm »
Republicans Block Government Regulation

Obama announces that henceforth, Comic Sans MS is the official font of the US Government.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1734 on: January 16, 2013, 09:25:10 pm »
Obama embraces official font of homosexual agenda

President of NRA caught having sex with an assault rifle, says the rifling groves make it better than any woman
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1735 on: January 16, 2013, 09:45:36 pm »
NRA President Reveals Secrets To Explosive Orgasm

Republican National Convention devolves into no-holds-barred orgy.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1736 on: January 16, 2013, 10:46:38 pm »
Link shown between conservative values and increased sex drive

Use of local gay sex-soliciting websites increases 500% in Tampa during RNC (true story)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1737 on: January 17, 2013, 12:32:13 am »
Gays attempt to pervert Republican party

A Republican president announces his plan to ban caffeine. All 50 state governments immediately declare their intention to revolt should the law be put into effect.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1738 on: January 17, 2013, 05:39:56 am »
War on drugs needs our support. South American and African cartels stealing our hard earned dollars. Swiss multinationals laundering profits.

Cargill, Nestle, Folgers and Starbucks all say they don't use actual coffee beans per se, but secret blends of muds.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1739 on: January 17, 2013, 12:23:49 pm »
Pffbt!

The Church of Satan endorses Michelle Bachmann for President.
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Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.

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