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Offline rtvc2012

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1815 on: February 03, 2013, 10:27:43 pm »
Proof that we should've elected Palin

Bristol Palin visits high school to give pro-abstinence seminar and ends up letting a football player bend her over the desk in front of the whole class
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1816 on: February 04, 2013, 03:01:11 am »
Quote from: rtvc2012 on February 03, 2013, 01:17:12 pm
NRA starts movement to give homeless people guns instead of food and shelter
Off topic slightly, but I love how the NRA turns how easy it is for the criminally insane and unhinged to get guns (due to their past lobbying amongst other things), into a selling point as to why everybody sane now needs a gun...
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1817 on: February 04, 2013, 03:15:41 am »
Quote from: rtvc2012 on February 03, 2013, 10:27:43 pm
Bristol Palin visits high school to give pro-abstinence seminar and ends up letting a football player bend her over the desk in front of the whole class
Future Veep takes one for the team. Courageously demonstrates point with no regard for personal safety. Shows true leadership. Hypocritical liberal crybabies cry WTF, and hypocrisy.

Bristol Palin suddenly realises she's pregnant and tries to allege that the whole thing was rape so she can get an abortion. 30 independantly sourced smartphone videos show her pouncing on him and dragging him over his desk up to the front. The ick factor goes up 20 points when Todd Palin admits the jock was his lovechild with Sarah's sister Molly.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1818 on: February 04, 2013, 04:57:56 am »
Commie Liberals attack family values:  Everyone arm up now!

Obama attends a literary festival.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1819 on: February 04, 2013, 08:15:22 am »
Obama: All Brain, No Heart

Said literary festival is an Ayn Rand convention.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1820 on: February 04, 2013, 09:26:41 am »
Commie Muslims try to destroy last bastion of Free Speech.

Obama admits he liked Heavy Metal music.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1821 on: February 04, 2013, 11:03:27 am »
Obama is a satanist
It is Ted Nuget
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1822 on: February 04, 2013, 12:28:30 pm »
"Tonight on FOX it's classical music night with Ted Nugent and none of that nampy-pamby European stuff that makes you a Communist Homosexual Muslim who hates American Values."

Biden admits he and Obama occasionally have a pizza together.
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« Reply #1823 on: February 04, 2013, 12:41:32 pm »
Biden and Obama act like college fratboys

Evidence surfaces that Obama picked his nose once as a kid
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1824 on: February 04, 2013, 04:39:17 pm »
Famine on way due to gays in the military.

Bush seen eating a Taco.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1825 on: February 04, 2013, 05:15:30 pm »
Bush: "Heh...Tacos Rule!"

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1826 on: February 04, 2013, 05:35:45 pm »
Hell exists!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1827 on: February 04, 2013, 05:38:34 pm »
"And here at FOX News we finally admit who we've been working for all these years".

Westboro Baptist Church admits they're all in the closet.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1828 on: February 04, 2013, 05:54:40 pm »
Left-Wing Radicals Admit Being Mentally Ill

Rupert Murdoch comes out of the closet, dragging Bill O'Reilly with him by way of jaw locked on dick.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1829 on: February 04, 2013, 05:58:45 pm »
Gays corrupting even the most hetero and most patriotic Americans

Obama reads "My Pet Goat" while Ft. Hood shootings occur
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