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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2145 on: April 18, 2013, 11:03:05 pm »
Proof That The Dental Profession Is Full Of Dirty Commies!

Time traveler arrives from the year 2050 and explains how Obama's policies led to world peace, an end to world hunger and the invention of flying cars.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2146 on: April 19, 2013, 12:30:05 am »
Unsurprisingly, Obama is popular with crazy delusional people.

It turns out that half the people at the Boston Marathon were carrying guns, none of which were any help in preventing the bombing.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2147 on: April 19, 2013, 07:20:51 pm »
Liberal pussies in Boston fail to shoot flying shrapnel out of the air to save bombing victims

West, TX explosion caused by 2 year old playing with a gun his parents gave him
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2148 on: April 19, 2013, 08:13:42 pm »
Parents should have used their guns to shoot kid!

Scientists invent personal body shields, making guns obsolete.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2149 on: April 19, 2013, 09:28:10 pm »
Scientists subvert 2nd Amendment

New pope looks like Voldemort but with a nose
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2150 on: April 23, 2013, 01:27:20 pm »
New Pope tries to connect to the younger generation.


Obama decides to pepper in one of his speeches the lyrics to Heat Of The Moment by Asia.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2151 on: April 25, 2013, 03:50:34 pm »
Obama Corrupts America's Youth!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2152 on: April 25, 2013, 04:24:47 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on April 25, 2013, 03:50:34 pm
Obama Corrupts America's Youth!

Neo-Nazis clash with Grammar Nazis.

Leftist Infighting Escalates

Grammar Nazis win. Proper spellng, gramer,,, and puncktation is-

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2153 on: April 26, 2013, 12:12:16 am »
Leftists Censor Media!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2154 on: April 26, 2013, 12:27:54 am »
God Calls Beloved Newscaster Home; Nation In Mourning

The next Republican national convention scores a great big 0 in the TV ratings.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2155 on: April 26, 2013, 04:42:08 pm »
Liberals Censor Republicans!

The US Constitution becomes self-aware, rejects Republican attempt to amend it.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2156 on: April 26, 2013, 10:06:47 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on April 26, 2013, 04:42:08 pm
Liberals Censor Republicans!

The US Constitution becomes self-aware, rejects Republican attempt to amend it.

Worthless scrap of paper demands rights.

Thomas Jefferson himself comes back from the grave, gives massive remuneration to the descendents of his slaves, and rails against the Tea Party.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2157 on: April 27, 2013, 06:40:51 am »
Godless liberals creating zombie slaves.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2158 on: April 27, 2013, 08:52:02 am »
Liberals Conceal Evidence Of God's Existence!

Same thing, but with the Holy Grail.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2159 on: April 29, 2013, 04:02:39 pm »
Christ's Divinity Proven!

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