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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2160 on: April 29, 2013, 05:28:13 pm »
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The Washington Monument turns purple.

Queers Vandalize Washington Monument

The 11th-century minaret of the Great Mosque of Aleppo in Aleppo, Syria, is destroyed during civil war fighting.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2161 on: April 29, 2013, 06:14:35 pm »
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Quote from: Meshakhad on April 29, 2013, 04:02:39 pm
Christ's Divinity Proven!

The Washington Monument turns purple.

Queers Vandalize Washington Monument

The 11th-century minaret of the Great Mosque of Aleppo in Aleppo, Syria, is destroyed during civil war fighting.

Heathen Monument Destroyed!

Salt Lake City Mormon Tabernacle's statues come to life, start preaching atheism.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2162 on: April 29, 2013, 07:03:27 pm »
Demons Invade Salt Lake City!

The Dalai Lama finally persuades the U.S. government to acknowledge China's aggressive occupation of Tibet and start putting pressure on the Chinese government to end it.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2163 on: April 30, 2013, 03:00:00 am »
US Government Takes Stand Against Chinese Imperialism!

Scientists invent an advanced IUD that costs $10, is painless to implant, works 100% of the time, has no side effects, and can be turned on and off at will, allowing a woman to control if she gets pregnant - and eliminating the need for abortion. Many advocate offering the device to teenage girls.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2164 on: April 30, 2013, 03:22:13 pm »
Scientists Promote Teenage Promiscuity!

FDA approval for the device is defeated by anti-choice lobbyists.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2165 on: April 30, 2013, 04:54:40 pm »
Brave Christians Protect Our Daughters

Someone puts LSD in the Fox newsroom water cooler.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2166 on: April 30, 2013, 04:58:06 pm »
Look at the colors!



A pug appears in the fox news studios.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2167 on: April 30, 2013, 06:18:05 pm »
Who's a good puppy? Who's a good puppy?

President Obama declares that water is wet.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2168 on: May 01, 2013, 12:23:35 am »
Quote from: Meshakhad on April 30, 2013, 06:18:05 pm
Who's a good puppy? Who's a good puppy?

President Obama declares that water is wet.

Obama Violates Water Supply!

Mario wins the election; Yoshi is VP.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2169 on: May 01, 2013, 09:52:23 pm »
Foreigners take over US.

pat robertson guns down elementary school.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2170 on: May 01, 2013, 10:37:00 pm »
Pat Robertson Delivers Free Second-Amendment Education

Pat Robertson caught on camera organizing teenage orgies among his interns.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2171 on: May 01, 2013, 11:37:32 pm »
Pat Robertson reaches out to youth!

The Rapture comes, but not a single American citizen is Raptured.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2172 on: May 02, 2013, 12:35:33 am »
America Damned from Abortion, Gay Marriage, General Immorality

HAIL IN THE GLORIOUS NAME OF SATAN
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2173 on: May 02, 2013, 11:25:05 am »
immoral leftists urge true-blooded americans to renounce jesus christ!

a new report suggests that 75% of plant and animal species will die out in the next century due to industrialization
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2174 on: May 02, 2013, 01:59:54 pm »
Alarmists want to kill our economy.

Oil pipeline bursts and contaminates the water supply of half of Texas.
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