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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2220 on: May 18, 2013, 03:26:36 am »
Feline Traitor Working For Terrorists! Brave Republicans Expose Plot!

Rush Limbaugh adopts a stray kitten, raises it, cares for it, makes sure it wants for nothing...and then eats it alive on his radio show, including showing it on the webcast.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2221 on: May 22, 2013, 05:04:16 pm »
Rush Limbaugh Advocates Alternate Sources Of Protein

A group of Marines form a metal band called Semper Fidelis, doing lyrics about the American military in general and the Marine Corps in particular. They gain prominence with their heavy metal cover of "From The Halls Of Montezuma".
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2222 on: May 24, 2013, 10:45:28 pm »
Satan's music makes a mockery of patriotic songs

WBC protests Oklahoma for bring tornado on themselves by not being conservative and homophobic enough
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2223 on: May 25, 2013, 01:33:52 pm »
Hate Group Attacks Grieving Families

(Remember, EVERYBODY hates WBC)

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio is discovered to have been supporting a human trafficking ring smuggling American girls out of the country to be sold as sex slaves.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2224 on: May 25, 2013, 02:09:59 pm »
Arizona sheriff provides jobs to young women

Tea party tells people displaced by tornado to quit whining and get a job
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2225 on: May 25, 2013, 03:41:52 pm »
Tea Party Offers Supportive Advice To Tornado Victims

Suicide bomber targets White House, leaving a manifesto saying he was motivated by information received from Fox News
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2226 on: May 25, 2013, 07:11:59 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on May 25, 2013, 03:41:52 pm
Tea Party Offers Supportive Advice To Tornado Victims

Suicide bomber targets White House, leaving a manifesto saying he was motivated by information received from Fox News

Suicide bomber also played lots of violent video games and knows what a Koran is, therefore, he was a Socialist Muslim. (That might have gone into Breitbart territory.)

President Obama to send federal aid package to victims of Oklahoma tornado who've lost their homes and jobs.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2227 on: May 25, 2013, 09:19:55 pm »
President Obama once again wastes money on handouts that could be going towards tax cuts for the rich

The events of "Mars Attacks!" occur during Obama's presidency
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2228 on: May 26, 2013, 04:13:30 pm »
Quote from: rtvc2012 on May 25, 2013, 09:19:55 pm
President Obama once again wastes money on handouts that could be going towards tax cuts for the rich

The events of "Mars Attacks!" occur during Obama's presidency

Obama's inability to handle Martian invasion properly raises questions. What proof do we have that Obama was born on the Earth?

Supreme Court rules that private companies cannot discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2229 on: May 26, 2013, 05:45:37 pm »
Liberal Court Forces Homosexuality On Unwilling Populace!

The Boy Scouts finally take the next logical step when a gay Eagle Scout with a perfect record of appropriate behavior (as in, so perfect it's impossible for those who don't know him to tell he's gay) turns 18 and wishes to found his own scout troop.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2230 on: May 26, 2013, 08:58:11 pm »
Another pillar of American values destroyed!

Ann Coulter releases a new book "Libruls ar stopid an tey stink" and it gets rave reviews from conservatives. A couple of week later it turns out that the 400-page book has got only 2 pages of actual content and the rest is just gibberish.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2231 on: May 27, 2013, 10:00:31 am »
Ann Coulter releases another smash hit

NRA hands out pamphlets at a preschool
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2232 on: May 27, 2013, 10:51:16 am »
NRA Distributes Educational Materials

Faux Noise is revealed to be a Knight Templar front when Sean Hannity gets a hidden blade through the eye on live TV.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2233 on: May 27, 2013, 03:35:40 pm »
Muslim Extremists Attack Fox News!

Conservatives manage to pass an amendment banning gay marriage. However, when they attempt to actually add it to the Constitution, the Constitution becomes self-aware and says "No".
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2234 on: May 27, 2013, 04:10:02 pm »
Demonic Document Betrays Founding Fathers' Values!

A satellite dish on top of one particular building is destroyed. Simultaneously, all of Faux Noise's staff are revealed to be aliens that look like bug-eyed skeletons.
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