The Fox News Headline Game

[Feral Dog]

GOP wants to prevent men from being stuck with the same old boring routine

Death Eaters take over Ministry of Magic

Voldemort Reforms Liberal Schools: Hunts Down Terrorist Cells

[Meshakhad]

Obama Censors The Truth!

Republicans pass law raising the cost of a marriage license to $1 million, thus restricting marriage to the wealthy. This law will apply retroactively.

[R. U. Sirius]

Study Shows: 100% of Poor Living In Sin

Congress passes a law forbidding anyone from making a net of more than 1 million dollars a year. Any left over can either be taxed or donated to charity, as the individual chooses.

[mythbuster43]

Study Shows: 100% of Poor Living In Sin

Congress passes a law forbidding anyone from making a net of more than 1 million dollars a year. Any left over can either be taxed or donated to charity, as the individual chooses.

Congress declares war on the rich in favor of lazy freeloaders. This is socialism of the highest order!

MSNBC and Fox News both report on the same thing at the same time and come to the same conclusions.

[Feral Dog]

Study Shows: 100% of Poor Living In Sin

Congress passes a law forbidding anyone from making a net of more than 1 million dollars a year. Any left over can either be taxed or donated to charity, as the individual chooses.

Congress declares war on the rich in favor of lazy freeloaders. This is socialism of the highest order!

MSNBC and Fox News both report on the same thing at the same time and come to the same conclusions.

Liberal Stranglehold on Media Ends!

Geneticists prove, to their horror, that the early eugenics movement was right: Poverty, criminal behavior, promiscuity, etc. are heritable traits. Mendelian traits, to be precise.

[R. U. Sirius]

Proof That The Poor Deserve It!

Geneticists prove that making more than $1 million a year induces genetic mutations that have a 90% chance to make you less empathetic, more selfish and an all-around bad person, and increases the possibility of passing these mutations to your children to 99%.

[mythbuster43]

Proof That The Poor Deserve It!

Geneticists prove that making more than $1 million a year induces genetic mutations that have a 90% chance to make you less empathetic, more selfish and an all-around bad person, and increases the possibility of passing these mutations to your children to 99%.

Science prove Ayn Rand right! See that, liberals? Reality has a conservative bias!

Alan Colmes finally gets tired of being bullied by Sean Hannity and delivers a verbal smack down.

[rtvc2012]

Hannity: "You disagreed with me!  You hate America!  You're with the terrorists!" (see Family Guy)

Hundreds of conservatives cited saying "I hate America" after Obama's election

[mythbuster43]

Hannity: "You disagreed with me!  You hate America!  You're with the terrorists!" (see Family Guy)

Hundreds of conservatives cited saying "I hate America" after Obama's election

Said conservatives are not true conservatives because true conservatives hate only the government, not America.

A shocking 3% of Planned Parenthood's services are performing abortions!

[Feral Dog]

Hannity: "You disagreed with me!  You hate America!  You're with the terrorists!" (see Family Guy)

Hundreds of conservatives cited saying "I hate America" after Obama's election

Said conservatives are not true conservatives because true conservatives hate only the government, not America.

A shocking 3% of Planned Parenthood's services are performing abortions!

Planned Parenthood is an Abortion Mill! Let's Defund It!

SCP-50-AE-J is real.

[Zygarde]

America Fuck Yeah! ( I finally get to use this!)


on June 25th all channels except fox news and a few other consertivite stations fly a rainbow banner in support of LGBT pride month

[mythbuster43]

America Fuck Yeah! ( I finally get to use this!)


on June 25th all channels except fox news and a few other consertivite stations fly a rainbow banner in support of LGBT pride month

Radical gays FORCE their PERVERSION on decent conservative Americans.

Republican Congressman says that maybe the Bible isn't the literal true Word of God after all.

[R. U. Sirius]

RINO Betrays Base! Lightning Bolt Expected Any Moment!

Jesus comes back and reads the Bible. His first comment is, "Who wrote this piece of shit?"

[zupper]

Jesus appalled by liberal bias in Bible translations.

Jesus publishes his own "Gospel of Jesus" which denounces the Bible and promotes secular humanism.

[Feral Dog]

Jesus appalled by liberal bias in Bible translations.

Jesus publishes his own "Gospel of Jesus" which denounces the Bible and promotes secular humanism.

Our Savior Reclaims 'Godless' Values!

Jesus says the Jews were right in choosing to save Barabbas, as he rebelled against an unjust foreign authority.