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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2370 on: July 01, 2013, 08:04:02 pm »
Big Business To The Rescue Again!

It turns out that the GOP is directed not by God, but by a mysterious figure known only as "Mr. Smiley". He is notable only for his face bearing an uncanny resemblance to a smiley face.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2371 on: July 01, 2013, 08:21:37 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 01, 2013, 08:04:02 pm
Big Business To The Rescue Again!

It turns out that the GOP is directed not by God, but by a mysterious figure known only as "Mr. Smiley". He is notable only for his face bearing an uncanny resemblance to a smiley face.
The GOP Smiles Through All Attacks and Allegations

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2372 on: July 01, 2013, 10:05:47 pm »
Satan Corrupts America's Dreams!

The Republican nominee vows to bring unemployment up to 25%.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2373 on: July 02, 2013, 04:11:25 am »
Quote from: Meshakhad on July 01, 2013, 10:05:47 pm
Satan Corrupts America's Dreams!

The Republican nominee vows to bring unemployment up to 25%.
Republicans Vow To Bring Employment to 75%

Fox News Headline Guy discovers ALL of Fox News is actually a giant joke that Rupert Murdoch orchestrated to pull a prank on him, and that he is the only real conservative there, everyone else working at Fox News is just actors who are all part of the practical joke.
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Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2374 on: July 02, 2013, 05:34:04 pm »
Everything I have known is a lie!


After learning this revelation the headline guy commits seppuku.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2375 on: July 02, 2013, 05:48:14 pm »
Quote from: アマテラス - 大神 on July 02, 2013, 05:34:04 pm
Everything I have known is a lie!


After learning this revelation the headline guy commits seppuku.
Huuurrrglglgl gurrgrugglll guurrrrg. Bleh.

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Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
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Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2376 on: July 02, 2013, 09:13:00 pm »
Violent video games are at it again

Gilderoy Lockhart becomes new Fox anchor and right-wing author
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2377 on: July 02, 2013, 09:33:05 pm »
Fox Hires Famous Adventurer!

He turns out to regularly pose as an authority figure to get young boys alone and molest them.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2378 on: July 02, 2013, 11:14:53 pm »
Gay pedophile infiltrates conservative media!

Following their success with Anderson Cooper, metal band Cryptic Murmurs releases "The Factor", a song about Bill O'Reilly, depicting him as a total badass.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2379 on: July 03, 2013, 02:15:07 pm »
Devil Worshiping Pinheads Show SOME Intelligence

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2380 on: July 03, 2013, 02:23:17 pm »
Archangel Michael Falls From Grace! Can Gabriel Be Next?

Pat Robertson responds by sprouting horns and claws, pulling a flaming pitchfork out of thin air and declaring in a deep, demonic rasp, "This world is mine, and God will not take it away!"
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2381 on: July 03, 2013, 03:21:48 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 03, 2013, 02:23:17 pm
Archangel Michael Falls From Grace! Can Gabriel Be Next?

Pat Robertson responds by sprouting horns and claws, pulling a flaming pitchfork out of thin air and declaring in a deep, demonic rasp, "This world is mine, and God will not take it away!"
Pat Robertson Traitor! Why We Never Trusted Him At 11

Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll is finally made and released.
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Humanity does learn from history,
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2382 on: July 04, 2013, 05:47:28 pm »
Satan Tries To Corrupt America

Republicans declare their intent to defund Medicaid. At a press conference, Obama reveals that Medicaid is actually a cover for the US government seeking to preserve American penises. During the Cold War, the Soviets unleashed a nanovirus that would have caused all American males to lose their penises. Medicaid is the cover for a special energy field that suppresses the nanovirus. In other words, if Congress defunds Medicaid, everyone's penises will fall off.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2383 on: July 04, 2013, 06:33:24 pm »
Atheists hold a birthday party for a disabled little girl out of their own pockets.

SATAN HAS WON! GOD IS DEAD!
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2384 on: July 04, 2013, 07:01:11 pm »
Quote from: MadmanJohnson on July 04, 2013, 06:33:24 pm
Atheists hold a birthday party for a disabled little girl out of their own pockets.

SATAN HAS WON! GOD IS DEAD!
This Is All Secular America's Fault!

Fox accidentally broadcasts footage of their anchors molesting tons of children of both sexes, ranging from 0 - 13.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
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Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.
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