Proof That Alcohol is Evil!
Jesus enters a few minutes later and sits down with Satan. They proceed to have a perfectly friendly conversation and agree to disagree about their many issues.
Jesus Wins Argument with Satan!
A Priest, a Rabbi, a Satanic Reverend and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down, have drinks, are good friends, and do not discuss religion or politics. They are all charitable, volunteer firefighters, Neighborhood Watch members and volunteer at a no-kill animal shelter.