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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2490 on: July 23, 2013, 05:15:44 pm »
Civil War 2!!!!!

Fox News watches the Urban Gothic episode Vampirology, and thinks it is real.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2491 on: July 23, 2013, 05:28:07 pm »
Satan launches demonic invasion!!!

Televangelist admits he's gay and can no longer oppose homosexuality.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2492 on: July 23, 2013, 06:13:23 pm »
Gay Agenda Attacks Christianity

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2493 on: July 23, 2013, 06:38:22 pm »
Quote from: Random Guy on July 23, 2013, 05:28:07 pm
Satan launches demonic invasion!!!

Televangelist admits he's gay and can no longer oppose homosexuality.
Televangelist Possessed By Satan!

Satan comes on the station to congratulate them for everything they do.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2494 on: July 24, 2013, 04:48:23 pm »
Angel Supports Fox News!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2495 on: July 25, 2013, 04:23:57 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2496 on: July 25, 2013, 04:28:48 pm »
The True Results Of Evil Stem-Cell Research!!!

Fox News reports on a study that finds a person's IQ is inversely correlated to the number of exclamation points they regularly use.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2497 on: July 25, 2013, 07:52:00 pm »
Proof that we know what we're talking about!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2498 on: July 25, 2013, 08:32:02 pm »
Unicorns Proven in the Bible.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2499 on: July 25, 2013, 08:43:51 pm »
Satan's music takes over the airwaves



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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2500 on: July 26, 2013, 11:34:35 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2501 on: July 26, 2013, 06:02:57 pm »
Liberals Try To Poison Brilliant Conservative Commentator!!!!!!!!!!

Fox News does a report on child pornography. Due to a technical error, they end up broadcasting 12 minutes of uncensored child porn right in the middle of their prime-time newscast, when children are most likely to see it.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2502 on: July 26, 2013, 08:37:11 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 26, 2013, 06:02:57 pm
Liberals Try To Poison Brilliant Conservative Commentator!!!!!!!!!!

Fox News does a report on child pornography. Due to a technical error, they end up broadcasting 12 minutes of uncensored child porn right in the middle of their prime-time newscast, when children are most likely to see it.
Fox News Gives Viewers What They Want

Fox News, facing legal charges, gets child porn legalized to not get charged.
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Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
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Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2503 on: July 26, 2013, 10:23:17 pm »
Fox Defends Freedom of Speech!

Various child welfare organizations get the laws repealed.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2504 on: July 26, 2013, 10:26:40 pm »
Quote from: Feral Dog on July 26, 2013, 10:23:17 pm
Fox Defends Freedom of Speech!

Various child welfare organizations get the laws repealed.
Organizations Ban Love!

Fox News revealed to be primary source of all child porn.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.
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