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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2565 on: October 24, 2013, 10:07:47 am »
Rick Perry encourages father/daughter relationships to become more intimate.

Ironbite-Megatron is nominated for US Senate.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2566 on: October 24, 2013, 02:22:24 pm »
Senate candidate has strong military background!

Senator Megatron announces he is running for President. Democrats object that he was not born in the United States.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2567 on: October 24, 2013, 04:59:22 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on October 24, 2013, 02:22:24 pm
Senate candidate has strong military background!

Senator Megatron announces he is running for President. Democrats object that he was not born in the United States.

Liberals are the REAL Racists!

Megatron wins, Starscream is VP.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2568 on: October 24, 2013, 05:45:40 pm »
Strong Leadership For America

Vice President Starscream launches a coup in the middle of Megatron's inaugural speech. Optimus Prime is quoted as saying he "totally saw that one coming".
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2569 on: October 25, 2013, 02:10:04 am »
Quote from: Meshakhad on October 24, 2013, 05:45:40 pm
Strong Leadership For America

Vice President Starscream launches a coup in the middle of Megatron's inaugural speech. Optimus Prime is quoted as saying he "totally saw that one coming".

Foreign Takeover of America: How much did Optimus Prime know?

The Autobots defeat Starscream, and he's booted from office on grounds he's not a citizen.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2570 on: October 25, 2013, 03:37:39 am »
Alien Robots Take Over America!

Bowser kidnaps Princess Peach.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2571 on: October 25, 2013, 10:35:23 pm »
Quote from: Random Guy on October 25, 2013, 03:37:39 am
Alien Robots Take Over America!

Bowser kidnaps Princess Peach.

Woman Seduces Unsuspecting Turtle

Princess Peach rescues herself for once.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2572 on: October 26, 2013, 05:27:37 pm »
Slut Probably Fucked Her Way Out

A very angry Luigi jumps on and crushes Rupert Murdoch for insulting his sister-in-law.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2573 on: November 17, 2013, 01:35:40 pm »
Italian terrorist assassinates great businessman.

Megachurch pastor delivers sermon that is the exact same as an Al-Qaida rallying speech, just with "Bible", "God", and "Jesus" substituted for "Quran", "Allah", and "Muhammad".
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2574 on: December 18, 2013, 10:25:52 am »
Pastor Stands Up For Religious Liberty!

Christian extremist assassinates Pat Robertson for not being hateful enough.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2575 on: December 28, 2013, 07:23:02 am »
Pat Robertson: A Martyr for Real America

Ylvis are inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. WHAT DOES FOX NEWS SAY?
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2576 on: December 28, 2013, 07:26:17 pm »
SATANIC MUSIC ARGHABABBLE

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2577 on: December 28, 2013, 07:50:18 pm »
College Liberal Elite Get What's Coming To Them!

Superman appears before Congress and tell them they have twelve hours to reach a viable strategy for getting the economy back on track, or he'll do it for them.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2578 on: December 29, 2013, 10:28:45 am »
Terrorist Holds America Hostage

The conservative celebration over losing the eastern half of the country is cut short when they realize that most of their political leadership is from east of the Mississippi, while the Democrats still have Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Patty Murray (D-WA).
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2579 on: December 29, 2013, 03:10:24 pm »
Well, At Least We Still Have Texas

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