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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2640 on: July 14, 2014, 08:34:57 pm »
Revolution of True Americans Begins!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2641 on: July 15, 2014, 03:13:53 pm »
Is Obama Using Threat Of Alien Invasion To Distract America?

Rupert Murdoch steals the Fox News Headline Writer's lunch from the breakroom fridge
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2642 on: July 15, 2014, 03:29:25 pm »
Murdoch Recieves Generuos Donation Form Fox Nwse STaff

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2643 on: July 15, 2014, 06:37:42 pm »
EMERGAD! SLEVARY!

The Iron Giant makes a successful bid for the Oval Office, becoming the first mute and robot president. He then uses executive order to create a team of robot dancers that are constantly outside Fox News air-humping.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2644 on: July 17, 2014, 01:16:08 pm »
President Supports Deviant Sexual Behavior

Congress passes a bipartisan bill banning foreclosures
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2645 on: July 17, 2014, 02:16:07 pm »
Regulations Destroy Housing Industry!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2646 on: July 20, 2014, 04:38:28 pm »
Liberal Traitors Infiltrated US Government!

President Gingrich classifies reality itself. It is now illegal to tell someone the truth.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2647 on: July 23, 2014, 12:03:17 pm »
President Honors Our Free Speech Rights

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2648 on: July 23, 2014, 07:34:27 pm »
Health Nuts Afraid Of Jesus!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2649 on: July 23, 2014, 07:51:58 pm »
America's Moral Decay Worsens! Ann Coulter Comments At 11

Republicans manage to pass laws allowing for criminals to be executed for any crime, no matter how minor the crime or how young the perpetrator.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2650 on: July 23, 2014, 08:11:44 pm »
Republicans Protecting Our Children!

Congress passes a law making it a crime to run for public office.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2651 on: July 28, 2014, 12:15:57 am »
Obama Cracks Down on Tea Party Candidates!

Michelle Bachmann proposes a bill to legalize debt slavery.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2652 on: July 28, 2014, 12:39:58 am »
Michelle Bachmann Promotes Financial Responsibility

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2653 on: July 28, 2014, 09:13:10 am »
Either "Heathen Murderer Proclaims Himself God!"
or "Just Vigilante Persecuted by Big Government"

Studies show rate of violent crime has decreased since introduction of violent video games.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2654 on: July 28, 2014, 10:57:25 am »
Another Example of Liberal Bias in New Video Game Studies

A stunning new announcement from one of those big colleges in California: Some form of concrete proof of evolution, in such a fashion that no one who sees it can argue against it.

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