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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #405 on: March 02, 2012, 02:38:07 pm »
Demonic Possession Epidemic!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #406 on: March 02, 2012, 02:40:48 pm »
Republican Candidate wins landlide!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #407 on: March 02, 2012, 07:31:56 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #408 on: March 03, 2012, 05:42:20 pm »
Introducing the new, sexier Fox News readers

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #409 on: March 03, 2012, 09:24:48 pm »
U.S. Citizenship Test Shows Liberal Bias

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #410 on: March 04, 2012, 04:13:41 pm »
Obama promotes misogyny

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #411 on: March 06, 2012, 05:22:54 am »
New Republican candidate brings his own supporters!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #412 on: March 06, 2012, 05:27:08 am »
Birth Control leads to death

Obama's favorite TV show is Lost

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #413 on: March 06, 2012, 02:35:44 pm »
People who watch Lost hate America and are commies

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #414 on: March 06, 2012, 04:07:24 pm »
Rick Santorum Wants Bold New Legislation To Promote Family Values!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #415 on: March 06, 2012, 11:40:33 pm »
LIBERALS PUTTING MIND CONTROL COMPOUND IN BURRITOS!!!one!eleven

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #416 on: March 07, 2012, 12:00:26 am »
Video game agenda infiltrating kids shows.

A jock, a gamer chick, a preppy girl, and a kid in a trenchcoat play D&D at their local library, creating little fuss or distraction.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #417 on: March 07, 2012, 02:18:15 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #418 on: March 09, 2012, 01:37:43 pm »
Youngsters Devote Life to Satanic Video Game!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #419 on: March 09, 2012, 04:47:27 pm »
Slut murders her baby!

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