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Offline zupper

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #705 on: May 03, 2012, 02:02:28 pm »
Up to 85% of male children could grow up gay!

Colorado legalizes gay marriage and marijuana at the same time. A month later it's the richest state in the country.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #706 on: May 03, 2012, 02:53:51 pm »
Satan: Making Colorado Richer!

Raocow ends up as temporary replacement for headline writer.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #707 on: May 06, 2012, 03:55:27 am »
(sorry, not familiar with Raocow, so I'll be ignoring that headline)

New poll shows that Americans largely blame Republicans for congressional deadlock and government inaction over the last two years.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #708 on: May 06, 2012, 04:09:38 am »
America Is Blind And Doomed!

Romney is elected.  Stocks plummet the next day and unemployment surges.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #709 on: May 06, 2012, 07:51:33 am »
Government Changes Negatively Impact the Free Market

Jesus arrested for drunk driving.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #710 on: May 06, 2012, 11:49:48 am »
Quote from: Meshakhad on May 06, 2012, 03:55:27 am
(sorry, not familiar with Raocow, so I'll be ignoring that headline)

OOC: CHEATER!

Jesus Impersonator Arrested For Drunk Driving

Headline writer replaced with man obsessed with pants.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #711 on: May 07, 2012, 04:34:27 pm »
PANTSPANTSPANTSPANTSPANTSPAN-<commercial break>

The year is 2030.  Sarah Palin is running for president, with Justin Beiber as her VP choice.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #712 on: May 07, 2012, 05:15:26 pm »
Two forthcoming, good candidates selected, America may be lifted out of the fascism of the left!

Republican Senator caught on camera trying to solicit sex from a teenage boy, audibly saying, "You have such a beautiful aryan face."
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #713 on: May 07, 2012, 09:14:36 pm »
Gay Neo-Nazi Senator (D) Seduces Young Boy

A Muslim slaps a close Christian friend of his on the back.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #714 on: May 08, 2012, 12:05:38 am »
Muslim Savagely Beats Christian

Ron Paul goes on a shooting spree at the GOP convention. The survivors end up nominating Olympia Snowe.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #715 on: May 08, 2012, 12:29:39 am »
Constitutional freedoms allow Olympia Snowe to be nominated.

GOP top leaders crash land on an island and are rescued by a gay cruise.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #716 on: May 08, 2012, 03:54:10 am »
Some people say that teh gayz caused the plane crash as a publicity stunt. Here to tell us more, someone who has an obvious bias but who we can claim does not necessarily represent the views of this station.

Barack Obama has cancer.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #717 on: May 08, 2012, 05:06:38 am »
The Lord Strikes the Antichrist with Cancer in His Mercy.

Sarah Palin visits the country of Africa to meet some of her North Korean allies. A squirmish breaks out when she tries to refudiate some comments passed by the African paparazzi.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #718 on: May 08, 2012, 05:30:31 am »
Sarah Palin attacked by irresponsible African press!
And when we say African, we mean, of course, Niggers

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #719 on: May 08, 2012, 12:38:14 pm »
Liberal Monster Afraid of Truth!  (Freakazoid reference ftw btw.)

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