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Offline Meshakhad

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1140 on: August 13, 2012, 12:35:04 pm »
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Ryan's job plan is shown to actually put 99% of the population (including EVERYONE at Fox news) out of work.

Democrats Attack Ryan's Job Plan

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1141 on: August 13, 2012, 04:51:40 pm »
Republican Candidate Targeted by Liberal Spaceships

Capitalists threaten to "Go Galt" in response to Obama
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1142 on: August 13, 2012, 05:12:51 pm »
Business Leaders React to Obama's Mishandling of the Economy

With the capitalists having made good on their promise to "go Galt," a proper socialist economy begins to develop.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1143 on: August 14, 2012, 08:44:56 am »
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Business Leaders React to Obama's Mishandling of the Economy

With the capitalists having made good on their promise to "go Galt," a proper socialist economy begins to develop.

Communists Found to Have Infiltrated All Levels of Society! President Obama and His Entire Administration Arrested for Questioning!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1144 on: August 14, 2012, 12:37:01 pm »
Jesus, not a True Christian?

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1145 on: August 14, 2012, 01:56:54 pm »
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Jesus, not a True Christian?

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Mitt Romney turns out to be Sarah Palin in disguise
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1146 on: August 17, 2012, 01:06:37 pm »
Republican party celebrates the first female presidential candidate in history!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1147 on: August 17, 2012, 01:44:46 pm »
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Republican party celebrates the first female presidential candidate in history!

Research reveals the second amendment has a typo. It originally said "right to bare arms" in reference to government not requiring strict dress codes for the militias.

Liberals Claim Founding Fathers Supported Public Nudity

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1148 on: August 17, 2012, 11:31:01 pm »
Pat Robertson Suffers Brain Damage! Pray For His Swift Recovery

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1149 on: August 17, 2012, 11:40:21 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1150 on: August 18, 2012, 11:07:07 am »
Republicans Support Scientific Research!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1151 on: August 18, 2012, 11:11:13 am »
Muslims destroy america from the inside!

Turns out Mitt Romney has made all of his millions of dollars by running a social security scam.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1152 on: August 18, 2012, 11:37:27 pm »
Mitt Romney Shows Flaws In Social Security

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1153 on: August 19, 2012, 02:59:01 pm »
Swedish liberal conspiracy to numb our children's brains succeeds!

Mitt Romney euthanizes his wife.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1154 on: August 19, 2012, 03:58:51 pm »
Ann Romney Dies.

Studies show that liberals donate blood 100 times more often than conservatives.
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