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Offline rtvc2012

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #90 on: January 17, 2012, 07:47:30 pm »
God sends divine message to President Obama to resign

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #91 on: January 18, 2012, 04:51:16 am »
Defender of Christianity executed

John McCain grows Hitler 'stache and bin Laden beard
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #92 on: January 18, 2012, 12:09:09 pm »
John McCain pays tribute to conservative hero, mocks America's enemy

Mark Foley caught in "To Catch A Predator" sting, using screen name "slippyfist69"

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #93 on: January 18, 2012, 11:45:34 pm »
Liberal Media Caught Harassing GOP Congressman.

Tim Tebow caught having drunken gay sex at a nightclub.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #94 on: January 19, 2012, 02:02:48 am »
Gay Agenda Claims Another Victim

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #95 on: January 19, 2012, 02:23:02 am »
Deranged Psychopath Caught Making Fun of Hard Working Christians who he plans to Kill

Lamar Smith implicated in a gay sex scandal while being investigated for 90 counts of corruption charges
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #96 on: January 19, 2012, 05:08:22 pm »
Uh uh um...commie socialist gay Muslim liberals!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #97 on: January 19, 2012, 05:10:07 pm »
Terrorists destroy Death Freedom Star

Jesus comes back and tells followers to help the poor, love their enemies, refrain from living by the sword (or gun), and to shut up about abortion and homosexuality

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #98 on: January 19, 2012, 05:16:50 pm »
Emergence of "Christian" Public Figure - Is He the Antichrist?

Michael and Debi Pearl go to jail for advocating child abuse.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #99 on: January 19, 2012, 05:29:24 pm »
Activist judge's witch-hunt against godly christians.

First gay president elected.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #100 on: January 19, 2012, 05:34:54 pm »
God leaves America, Satan in charge now

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #101 on: January 19, 2012, 06:23:58 pm »
Christian Protest Groups rally at services for controversial teen

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #102 on: January 19, 2012, 07:02:26 pm »
Christian Protest Groups rally at services for controversial teen

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Christian website attacked by Satan-worshipping socialists

George W. Bush eats a baby, shoots random bystander at political rally, sacrifices 2-year-old to Satan, and snorts 12 lines of coke on national television

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #103 on: January 19, 2012, 08:30:00 pm »
Liberal Bush Impersonator Out to Ruin Great President's Image

Ghosts of all the dead people whose funerals WBC protested at appear in Times Square and announce that they've been in heaven this whole time and it's the WBC people who are damned.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #104 on: January 19, 2012, 08:38:55 pm »
Ghost Scare At Times Square Proven To Be Faked Using Special Effects

School Shooting Occurs At Harvard, No Survivors
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