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Offline zupper

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1470 on: November 24, 2012, 01:08:57 pm »
President Romney praised by patriotic groups.

President Romney abolishes the federal government and moves all of their jobs(except his own) to sweatshops in China.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1471 on: November 24, 2012, 01:21:59 pm »
Romney cuts government spending


In 2016 during the next election America elects its first gay Muslim Arabic  president  and during his term he fixes all the country's problems.
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« Reply #1472 on: November 24, 2012, 03:51:31 pm »
New president believed to be a child molester, an Al-Qaeda mole, and was born in Darfur

First Asian president elected, tea party claims he's a secret Buddhist and demands proof that he wasn't born in China
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1473 on: November 24, 2012, 09:18:07 pm »
Fox has Eric Boling examine the birth certificate (they actually did this)
Japan builds a space elevator starting a global call to start a UN backed moon colony
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1474 on: November 25, 2012, 09:07:55 am »
Japan constructs Dangerous Lunacy. Backed by UN!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1475 on: November 25, 2012, 12:01:22 pm »
Freedom fighter attacks island commies for lying about Obama being born there

Christian fundie group keeps tally marks of every time Obama has mentioned God or Jesus in speeches during his presidency, expresses outrage that the number is under 3,000
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1476 on: November 25, 2012, 12:45:48 pm »
Quote from: rtvc2012 on November 25, 2012, 12:01:22 pm
Freedom fighter attacks island commies for lying about Obama being born there

Christian fundie group keeps tally marks of every time Obama has mentioned God or Jesus in speeches during his presidency, expresses outrage that the number is under 3,000

National morality watchdog shocked by Obama's endorsement of Atheism and Islam

Entire Republic party staff found to be driving Japanese hybrids
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1477 on: November 25, 2012, 12:52:07 pm »
Yellow commies slowly infiltrating ranks of patriots

Benghazi incident happens under Bush instead of Obama
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1478 on: November 25, 2012, 03:28:36 pm »
We Must Stand Behind Our President In This Time Of Crisis

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1479 on: November 25, 2012, 05:25:17 pm »
Government take-over of the media!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1480 on: November 25, 2012, 05:32:12 pm »
Americans Taking Control of Economy In Spite of Obama!

18 of the top US supervillians come together and demand Republicans stop being stupid, and that Fox stops encouraging them. The threats include nuclear weaponry, poisoning water supplies, and moving the moon 6 miles closer to the Earth so to effect the gravitational and tidal stuff the moon effects.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1481 on: November 25, 2012, 09:34:43 pm »
Terrorists using blackmail to suppress the truth!

Obama visits predominantly non-Christian country and says "happy holidays" instead of singing "Merry Fucking Christmas" by Mr. Garrison from South Park
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1482 on: November 26, 2012, 10:08:24 am »
Obama Wages War on Christmas!

(If it had been around back then) Lincoln issues the Emancipation Proclamation.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1483 on: November 26, 2012, 10:26:48 am »
Lincoln attacks states rights, promotes communism and socialism

Obama thanks God multiple times in Thanksgiving speech for bestowing us with blessings, but doesn't thank "job creators"
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1484 on: November 26, 2012, 01:27:42 pm »
Obama Snubs Job Creators!

Dick Cheney is recorded at a Republican fundraiser referring to Obama as "that goddamned n----r", to thunderous applause.
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