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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1515 on: December 02, 2012, 04:37:46 pm »
Godlessness increasing; End Times clearly imminent.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1516 on: December 02, 2012, 04:43:01 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1517 on: December 02, 2012, 05:09:53 pm »
Gay agenda infiltrates traditional Christian households!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1518 on: December 02, 2012, 05:15:57 pm »
Christian hero to receive fair trial.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1519 on: December 02, 2012, 11:39:21 pm »
Satan Protects His Own

The earth opens up and swallows Glenn Beck.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1520 on: December 03, 2012, 05:41:28 am »
The earth opens up and swallows Glenn Beck.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1521 on: December 03, 2012, 10:54:52 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1522 on: December 03, 2012, 06:26:39 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1523 on: December 03, 2012, 07:51:17 pm »
Indian Liberals Look to an Unusual Hero

Sean Hannity has a "wardrobe malfunction" and accidentally reveals his fully erect 2.5" penis.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1524 on: December 04, 2012, 12:27:22 am »
Sean Hannity Struggles With Physical Deformity

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1525 on: December 04, 2012, 08:25:25 am »
Fox News Cannot Contain Hannity's Massive Manhood!

Hannity confesses that what caused him erection was the thought of deporting everyone with brown skin, including children and those born here or who immigrated legally.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1526 on: December 04, 2012, 02:15:12 pm »
Hannity refuses to bow before political correctness!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1527 on: December 04, 2012, 03:27:24 pm »
Republicans love kids!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1528 on: December 04, 2012, 04:16:21 pm »
Godless commies steal Nobel Prize

Obama lands on aircraft carrier in flight suit with a stuffed codpiece like Bush did

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1529 on: December 04, 2012, 05:02:17 pm »
Obama tries to emulate Bush's greatness


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