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A Zombie plague breaks out and Obama is quick to quell it and in a few weeks of the break out the plague is contained and all people infected cured.
Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.
GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE OR I WILL PUT A CAP IN YO ASS!
I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.
Dumbo displays unamerican attitudes. Told to git back to Africa.The Republican Committee to find a mew mascot goes with a freemason theme, only they replace the eye of providence with a security camera, the pyramid with a KKK hat, the compasses with assault weapons and the square with a chastity belt.
EDIT: Aaaand my 10,000th post is about fascism, Plato, and gay sex. This is clearly a great accomplishment.
New research proves animals and animal lovers to be Godless liberals who are probably gay tooEnraged teabagger physically assaults someone and calls them various racial/homophobic slurs just for switching the channel from Fox News to ESPN (true story btw)
Liberal plant provoke traditional Christian man to lose his temperObama changes his skin color to white, changes his name to John Smith, and changes his party affiliation to GOP, but maintains all his previous policies
