The Fox News Headline Game

[kefkaownsall]

Cave Johnson a noble man.
Glados elected president running on the policy when dealing with illegal immigration "I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone"

[Mister Argent!]

Scandal! President GLaDOS overly complacent on immigration policy.

Handsome Jack buys North America to spite players of Borderlands 2. Yes, the whole thing.

[Meshakhad]

America Now In Hands Of Benevolent Industrialist!

During a rather vigorous debate at the United Nations, several nations make threats towards the United States. Obama reminds the other nations that the United States possesses the most powerful military in the world. "If we need to... we can snuff you out." On cue, the City of New York cuts power to the UN Building for five seconds. After the lights come back on, the other nations shut up.

[R. U. Sirius]

Obama A Warmonger!

Every Christian in the military starts taking the pacifistic teachings of Jesus seriously and applies for conscientious objector status on the same day.

[rtvc2012]

Heretics betray their God and country and embrace un-American socialist values

President of NAMBLA runs for president as a Republican with Jerry Sandusky as his VP

[Julian]

Biden/Clinton ticket pure evil. A Democratic vote will destroy America.

(excuse the pun)

Mormons realise that the 2 on 1 tactic isn't working and decide to door-knock in bunches of 6.

[rtvc2012]

HELLO, WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE RELIGIONS?  I HAVE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN BY JESUS!

Sean Hannity lists "2 Girls 1 Cup", "The Turner Diaries" and "sucking George Bush's cock" as his interests on Facebook

[Auri-El]

Sean Hannity's Facebook Hacked by Evil People

The Obamas are seen praying at a mosque.

[R. U. Sirius]

Obama Pushes For Sharia Law

Footage is released of George W. Bush being assfucked by a horse. Analysis reveals that the footage is completely genuine.

[Julian]

PROOF OF GAY MARRIAGE SLIPPERY SLOPE! We told you it would happen!

Laura Bush says he always was a rodeo grade assclown. Barbara Bush refuses to dirty her beautiful mind thinking about it (or anything at all).

[rtvc2012]

Laura Bush is an unAmerican traitor who should move to France

Obama rents out a megachurch in Texas to personally marry hundreds of gay couples

[Zygarde]

Obama is destroying traditional marriage


 Patton Oswald stars in a movie where he plays a Christian man who goes through a life crisis and in the end abandons his faith for another (This is my life story just replace man with 7 year old boy)

[Feral Dog]

Obama is destroying traditional marriage


 Patton Oswald stars in a movie where he plays a Christian man who goes through a life crisis and in the end abandons his faith for another (This is my life story just replace man with 7 year old boy)

Hollywood Atheist Conspiracy Grows Worse

The Hawaiian separatists get their way, and Hawaii becomes its own country. It goes surprisingly well, despite mass deportations of non-Hawaiians (people with mixed backgrounds accepted) and initial controversy over whether or not to reinstate the Royal Family in a figurehead position and whether or not to make Hawaiian the official language. Tourism largely unaffected.

[rookie]

Hawaii Declares War on United States.

Psy admits being a huge fan of Sean Hannity.

[Julian]

Oh Come on, the last one was a manufactured gimme for "Hawaii not part of U.S. Bid to declare all Hawaiian born Presidents unconstitutional and expunge their record."

Psy admits being a huge fan of Sean Hannity.

FOX LEADS WAY IN FOREIGN POLICY. The Gook that wants to be nuked!


The NY Times releases a scathing editorial: Fox Falls for Satire. Immune to sarcasm, even when it's art. Heads too far up own asses to recognise Ai Wei Wei style of protest.