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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1560 on: December 13, 2012, 08:30:13 am »
A liberal magazine attempts smear campaign 


On December 21st nothing happens but Sara Palin, Michele Bachman and her husband and Glen Beck all drop dead.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1561 on: December 13, 2012, 10:27:43 am »
World Ends, Fulfilling Mayan Prophecies!

Lord Voldemort enters the next Republican presidential ticket and is selected to run by overwhelming majority.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1562 on: December 13, 2012, 02:21:21 pm »
Intelligent, skilled, ambitious leader selected as GOP presidential candidate

Voldemort's VP candidates include Bellatrix Lestrange, Dolores Umbridge, and Sarah Palin
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1563 on: December 13, 2012, 05:09:28 pm »
Quote from: rtvc2012 on December 13, 2012, 02:21:21 pm
Intelligent, skilled, ambitious leader selected as GOP presidential candidate

Voldemort's VP candidates include Bellatrix Lestrange, Dolores Umbridge, and Sarah Palin

Presidential Hopeful Looks Through Binders

Sarah Palin turns out to be a naturalized Mexican citizen.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1564 on: December 13, 2012, 07:44:17 pm »
Pal-out! Crazy woman bases career round deceit, government cheques and anchor babies. Wall clearly not high enough yet. Allowed high-level government career despite failing basic knowledge test.

FOX 'news' scores 93% on misleading or inaccurate climate reporting.
http://www.ucsusa.org/global_warming/science_and_impacts/global_warming_contrarians/news-corporation-climate-science-coverage.html
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1565 on: December 13, 2012, 07:51:44 pm »
Study shows clear bias


On January 1 2013, a strange static message is heard on televisions around the world. Then on January 21, another is heard eventually these messages deciphered as an advanced alien civilization contacting humanity saying on December 1st they will land and lead human kind to its ascension into the stars.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1566 on: December 13, 2012, 10:04:06 pm »
America under attack from illegal aliens again!

Even dumber George Bush III runs for president in 2020
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1567 on: December 13, 2012, 10:05:25 pm »
Our new savior arrives!

Previous president killed in accident towards end of term, fatal blow to the head from the latest Stephen King hardcover.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1568 on: December 14, 2012, 01:32:47 am »
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Our new savior arrives!

Previous president killed in accident towards end of term, fatal blow to the head from the latest Stephen King hardcover.

Psychotic Author is a Liberal Assassin

In a shocking swerve, the USA elects a gay, non-white, atheist, polygamist Socialist for president.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1569 on: December 14, 2012, 06:23:10 am »
ACORN steals another election.

Glen Beck and Rush Limbaugh admit they are long-time lovers and were married in California before Prop 8 passed.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1570 on: December 14, 2012, 09:00:34 am »
Beck and Limbaigh joining Together to Stop Anti Americans

Michael Savage found in a pasture bare ass naked and trampled to death by cows.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1571 on: December 14, 2012, 09:12:00 am »
Do Liberals Have A Steak In Savage Death?

Upon the December 21 deaths mentioned previously, doctors performing the autopsies express amazement at the thickness of the skull bones and lack of space for brain tissue.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1572 on: December 14, 2012, 09:38:54 am »
Hard-headed champions amaze medical community with skull size.

They also find advanced equine herpesvirus myeloencephalitis in all cases, and putrescent brains that smelt like rotting dick cheese!
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1573 on: December 14, 2012, 03:02:58 pm »
Quote from: Julian on December 14, 2012, 09:38:54 am
Hard-headed champions amaze medical community with skull size.

They also find advanced equine herpesvirus myeloencephalitis in all cases, and putrescent brains that smelt like rotting dick cheese!

Brony Community Suspected in Bio-Terror Campaign

Autopsy also reveals severely underdeveloped amygdalas.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1574 on: December 14, 2012, 05:29:51 pm »
The Amygdala: The Devil's Lobe

Rupert Murdoch announces that due to falling ratings, Fox News will be shut down.
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