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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1575 on: December 15, 2012, 12:19:45 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1576 on: December 15, 2012, 01:52:56 pm »
Satan levels lawsuits at righteous news station

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1577 on: December 15, 2012, 04:51:59 pm »
NRA stands up for Second Amendment rights!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1578 on: December 15, 2012, 06:20:27 pm »
Uh uh er...Benghazi!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1579 on: December 16, 2012, 12:51:18 am »
Uh uh er...Benghazi!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1580 on: December 16, 2012, 01:09:20 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1581 on: December 18, 2012, 11:15:03 am »
Jesus Pro 2nd Amendment!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1582 on: December 18, 2012, 05:57:25 pm »
Jesus Pro 2nd Amendment!

2016 debates get the worst rating in the history of television. As a result, both party leadership decides to hold a gladiator type "debate" that makes British Parliament look like tea time with grandma.

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Defending Self from Liberal Onslaught

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1583 on: December 18, 2012, 06:53:51 pm »
Obama Training Vicious Attack Dog!

Said pit bull turns out to be sweet and good-natured, a perfect example of why pit bulls were once known as "nanny dogs."
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1584 on: December 18, 2012, 07:04:41 pm »
Obama's new pit bull ticking time bomb waiting to happen

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1585 on: December 18, 2012, 07:31:57 pm »
Obama's new pit bull ticking time bomb waiting to happen

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Gay agenda forced on children.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1586 on: December 19, 2012, 07:40:02 pm »
Obama's new pit bull ticking time bomb waiting to happen

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Gay agenda forced on children.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1587 on: December 20, 2012, 09:23:43 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1588 on: December 20, 2012, 11:59:01 am »
Scientists play God.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1589 on: December 20, 2012, 12:06:01 pm »
Bush Betrays Base!

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