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Offline rtvc2012

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1590 on: December 20, 2012, 12:30:37 pm »
A.I. planning something insidious

Studies show that violent video games prevent at least 100 mass murders a year by providing an outlet for mentally unstable players
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1591 on: December 20, 2012, 12:58:48 pm »
Quote from: rtvc2012 on December 20, 2012, 12:30:37 pm
A.I. planning something insidious

Studies show that violent video games prevent at least 100 mass murders a year by providing an outlet for mentally unstable players

Video Games Linked to Mental Illness.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1592 on: December 20, 2012, 02:21:37 pm »
allegedly nonexistent trickster elected president! annoyed liberal mech pilot quoted: 'this is bullshit! if he doesn't exist, how the shit is he president?!'

teleporter incident at new mexico laboratory; alien invasion ensues!
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1593 on: December 20, 2012, 02:37:45 pm »
America Overrun with Illegal Aliens!

George W. Bush and Clinton come out together and support gun control laws aimed at getting illegal guns off the streets.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1594 on: December 20, 2012, 03:17:57 pm »
Clinton kidnaps and brainwashes Bush.


Mosque Burner says "I only know what I hear on Fox News"
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1595 on: December 20, 2012, 03:30:13 pm »
Are Liberals Behind Smear Campaign?

Politicians start being struck by lightning every time they tell a lie, even indoors. Republicans are struck three times more than Democrats.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1596 on: December 20, 2012, 04:52:29 pm »
God's Electrifying Endorsement of the Republican Party

Sentient dogs take over America, expand War on Drugs to include catnip.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1597 on: December 20, 2012, 05:19:57 pm »
Quote from: Sigmaleph on December 20, 2012, 04:52:29 pm
God's Electrifying Endorsement of the Republican Party

Sentient dogs take over America, expand War on Drugs to include catnip.

Man's Best Friend Takes on Man's Best Roommate

Sentient cats fight the war on catnip on grounds that it is a long-standing, harmless cultural tradition.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1598 on: December 20, 2012, 06:45:39 pm »
Cats stand up for harmless cultural traditions, why can't southern Confederates do the same?

Bush and Boehner finally get jokes about their last names
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1599 on: December 20, 2012, 08:25:51 pm »
Conservatives Disprove Liberal Smears Against Intelligence

An LOLcat wins the next presidential election.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1600 on: December 20, 2012, 09:07:50 pm »
Presidency no longer limited to liberal elitists

Boehner cries when new gun control laws are introduced, but doesn't cry for Sandy Hook victims
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1601 on: December 21, 2012, 04:06:58 am »
Quote from: rtvc2012 on December 20, 2012, 09:07:50 pm
Presidency no longer limited to liberal elitists

Boehner cries when new gun control laws are introduced, but doesn't cry for Sandy Hook victims

Boehner Doesn't Allow Tragedy to Cloud the Real Issue

related to my earlier post: The candidates against the Coyotes are Wheatley from Portal 2 for president with Pippin from LOTR as Vice-president.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1602 on: December 21, 2012, 04:20:16 am »
OK, Seriously, WTF?

An American citizen assassinates Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1603 on: December 21, 2012, 08:54:11 am »
Radical Terrorist Assassinates American Ally!

An archer in a green hood begins targetting rich schmucks who made their fortunes over the backs of other people for vigilante justice.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1604 on: December 21, 2012, 10:09:51 am »
Classwarfare
man who assassinated Bibi is a fundie Christian who believes Jews are responsible for killing Jesus
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