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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1665 on: January 01, 2013, 04:21:06 pm »
Liberals Attempt To Brainwash America!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1666 on: January 01, 2013, 05:46:02 pm »
Gun kills Satan.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1667 on: January 01, 2013, 05:54:46 pm »
Muslims Infiltrate American Media!

Fox News Headline Writer's Co-Worker Spontaneously Combusts
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1668 on: January 01, 2013, 05:59:00 pm »
Arsonist kill fox news anchor.


The Fox News headline writer finds out he's gay.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1669 on: January 01, 2013, 09:45:13 pm »
Fox News headline writer is an alcoholic

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1670 on: January 02, 2013, 12:05:38 am »
GOP presents sure fix for school violence.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1671 on: January 02, 2013, 08:08:43 am »
Christians Stand Up For Unborn

Westboro members physically attack attendees at a funeral, then try to sue when people defend themselves.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1672 on: January 02, 2013, 10:49:00 am »
Left wingers prove that liberals shouldn't have guns
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1673 on: January 02, 2013, 03:23:35 pm »
Secret election to be held in 2015!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1674 on: January 02, 2013, 07:37:46 pm »
Secret election to be held in 2015!

Obama presents foolproof plan to save the world from an approaching asteroid the size of Alaska, House Republicans vow to do everything in their power to block his proposal

Democrats Refuse to Compromise

The Occupy movement starts an "Occupy the Asteroid" offshoot, and it is far more popular than the other Occupies- it even has a sizable conservative element.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1675 on: January 02, 2013, 09:18:22 pm »
New Occupy movement promotes socialism thinly disguised as attempt to save the world

Obama announces that he supports conservatives breeding more, House Republicans immediately oppose it just because Obama supports it

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1676 on: January 02, 2013, 11:01:34 pm »
Republicans Fight Obama's Radical Agenda!

As a peace gesture, Obama invites John Boehner and his family to join the Obamas for Christmas.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1677 on: January 03, 2013, 11:10:21 am »
Obama invites upstanding Christian man to partake in pagan Muslim holiday rituals

Democrats act like Republicans did in 2003 and burn books/CDs of anyone who disagrees with Obama, demand that anyone who doesn't like him leave the country

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1678 on: January 03, 2013, 01:22:36 pm »
Liberals Burn Books, JUST LIKE NAZIS!

In the next election, Democrats field the first female candidate to become president.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1679 on: January 03, 2013, 02:58:58 pm »
New president is a feminazi who will start a new war around the same time every month

Democrats run the first Asian presidential candidate in 2016