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Offline zupper

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1800 on: February 02, 2013, 09:50:34 pm »
Government oppresses 2nd amendment rights.

Teachers ask for payrise if they've given guns as compensation for the extra training and danger.
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« Reply #1801 on: February 02, 2013, 10:54:12 pm »
Teachers asking for more handouts from the government

New birther conspiracy theory arises alleging that Obama's father is Malcolm X
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« Reply #1802 on: February 03, 2013, 02:51:17 am »
Quote from: rtvc2012 on February 02, 2013, 10:54:12 pm
Teachers asking for more handouts from the government

New birther conspiracy theory arises alleging that Obama's father is Malcolm X

Roots of the Islamic Takeover Extend Further Than Previously Thought

It turns out the birthers are right.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1803 on: February 03, 2013, 05:43:04 am »
Obama Has Ties To Religious Extremists

Obama holds a press conference in response to the revelations about his ancestry. He appears equal parts shaken and angry. He mentions that if either of his supposed parents were alive, he'd be having a very serious conversation with them.
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« Reply #1804 on: February 03, 2013, 07:10:10 am »
Evil black arts in "White" house. Necromancer in chief plans to talk to dead.
Nepotism - brings in ancestors as consultants.

Fred Phelps notches his protests/confusion up another degree and literally starts fapping over dead marine's coffins. (while thinking about Jesus and butt-sex)

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« Reply #1805 on: February 03, 2013, 10:26:34 am »
Left wing radicals desecrate dead marines.

GOP forces FDA to shut down saying that the industries can govern themselves. Just weeks after that it's revealed that all fast food chains have changed from beef to dog shit patties.
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« Reply #1806 on: February 03, 2013, 10:55:15 am »
Family Values report gays protesting against McDonalds.  Should troops be deployed?

Queen Elizabeth II to visit New York.
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« Reply #1807 on: February 03, 2013, 12:37:48 pm »
Bloomberg plans to surrender, and cede the Northern colonies back to Blighty. America can once more be the land of the free.

A member of girl "band" AKB48, shaves her head in penitance (ritual shame/atonement/debasement) for spending the night with her boyfriend. Only problem is of course this isn't Saul's shite from Corinthians, it's Japan.
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« Reply #1808 on: February 03, 2013, 01:01:51 pm »
Asian Lesbians mock American War Dead.

Obama meets Putin.
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« Reply #1809 on: February 03, 2013, 01:17:12 pm »
Fellow communists hold secret meeting

NRA starts movement to give homeless people guns instead of food and shelter
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« Reply #1810 on: February 03, 2013, 01:23:15 pm »
Tea Party reports huge surge in numbers.

British National Health Service is 100% effective says study.
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« Reply #1811 on: February 03, 2013, 02:53:47 pm »
Liberals claim nobody dies in British hospitals. How laughable!

George H Bush's health takes a turn for the worse and GOP announces they are going to euthanize him.
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« Reply #1812 on: February 03, 2013, 05:18:28 pm »
Party of life murders conservative hero, turns against values that every fetus and vegetative patient is sacred (all other life be damned)

GOP runs ex-Klansman and militia member for president in 2016 who picks a former porn star even dumber than Palin as his VP
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« Reply #1813 on: February 03, 2013, 06:56:50 pm »
GOP Chooses Traditional-Values Candidate Who Saves Women

Said candidate is assassinated the day of his inauguration, leaving the ex-porn star in charge.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1814 on: February 03, 2013, 09:41:46 pm »
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GOP Chooses Traditional-Values Candidate Who Saves Women

Said candidate is assassinated the day of his inauguration, leaving the ex-porn star in charge.

The Nanny State has Arrived And It's Going to Bang America Into Submission

ex-Porn star actually does a decent job governing, restores our reputation in other countries, and increases federal funding to schools.
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