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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1845 on: February 06, 2013, 07:28:49 am »
Obama's Immune System Down From AIDS, Caused by Gay Sex With Biden

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1846 on: February 06, 2013, 11:32:27 am »
Obama 'to poor' because he gave all his money to Communism.

Piers Morgan admits he's not a journalist and was part of the phone-hacking at the News of the World.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1847 on: February 06, 2013, 02:19:56 pm »
Pommie liberal scumbag hates all the amendments, not just the 2nd.

Self-promoting war hero gets murdered by fellow vet at a rifle range. Ron Paul gets a vulture award...
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1848 on: February 06, 2013, 04:37:09 pm »
War vet exercises his God-given rights on fellow vet

Obama prefers Amtrak to traveling by plane
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1849 on: February 06, 2013, 08:03:18 pm »
Superstitious African Afraid of Flying. Says it's White Man's Magic.

Sufficient numbers of board of education are hijacked, and the gerrymander is blatant enough to stack the house, even with a severe minority, and this leads to eventually passing the war on science bills. No child left behind is replaced by, "Whole schools left behind." also more popularly known as the "Freedom to be Stupid" bill. (It's not like your kids were going to get decent jobs in the babble belt anyway.)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1850 on: February 06, 2013, 08:36:45 pm »
Quote from: Julian on February 06, 2013, 08:03:18 pm
Superstitious African Afraid of Flying. Says it's White Man's Magic.

Sufficient numbers of board of education are hijacked, and the gerrymander is blatant enough to stack the house, even with a severe minority, and this leads to eventually passing the war on science bills. No child left behind is replaced by, "Whole schools left behind." also more popularly known as the "Freedom to be Stupid" bill. (It's not like your kids were going to get decent jobs in the babble belt anyway.)

Liberal Stranglehold on Education Destroyed

In response to this lunacy, various scientific and literary groups start free or low-cost schools.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1851 on: February 07, 2013, 06:26:31 am »
Godless indoctrination centers spread across America.

A pastor delivers a hate-filled sermon about how evil homosexuality is. As soon as he says "May God strike me dead if I'm wrong!" a meteorite falls on his head and reduces him to a smoking crater.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1852 on: February 07, 2013, 08:33:51 am »
God Calls Faithful Preacher Home

The next Republican Presidential ticket has Cthulhu for the top spot, with the Cryptkeeper as the VP.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1853 on: February 07, 2013, 12:11:01 pm »
Live Vile Evil Veil Plot to destroy the World. Monster team will kill us all like gnats. Vote 1 for Cthulhu or Clinton's going to eat us all alive and suck our brains out.

Glenn beck gets out his blackboard and does a three hour special on how he's been trolling dumbasses for a decade. He thought the Hitler references when his tea was cold would've given it away, but apparently not.




 
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1854 on: February 07, 2013, 12:35:58 pm »
Glenn Beck plays elaborate April Fools joke

Obama accidentally shoots his friend in the face during hunting trip
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1855 on: February 07, 2013, 12:56:29 pm »
Obama Attempts Murder!

Said friend later apologizes for getting in the way of Obama's shot.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1856 on: February 07, 2013, 01:07:05 pm »
Hapless victim intimidated by threat of drone strike. Trigger happy Despot unleashes reign of terror.

Cheney is wheeled out and suggests a surge to get the job done...
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1857 on: February 07, 2013, 03:48:51 pm »
A True Patriot addresses the billions* of Americans in Patriotic Call to Arms!


Obama seen eating a cheeseburger






*You think FOX can count? ;)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1858 on: February 07, 2013, 06:09:17 pm »
Obama Hypocritically Refuses Wife's Diet Advice!

Dick Cheney is taped eating a live human baby.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1859 on: February 07, 2013, 06:18:17 pm »
Dick Cheany helping with the overpopulation problem


A recent poll shows that a majority of Americans are more in favor for gay marriage than against.
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