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Offline Mister Argent!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1860 on: February 07, 2013, 11:19:01 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1861 on: February 08, 2013, 12:35:28 am »
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Dick Cheney orders human heart at restaurant, chants "Kali Ma" while eating it
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1862 on: February 08, 2013, 02:59:24 am »
Dick Cheney Has A Heart

George W. Bush announces the establishment of a new conservative-leaning news network, ANS (American News Service). He gets Bill O'Reilly and Michael Medved as their leading pundits. A year later, ANS has taken a huge bite out of Fox's media share.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1863 on: February 08, 2013, 02:22:41 pm »
Fox gets crushed in the ratings by American hero, grateful to make sacrifices for such a great man

Republicans' skin starts burning whenever they try to set foot in a church, Obama enters without any trouble
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1864 on: February 08, 2013, 02:24:53 pm »
Proof That Satan Has Subverted American Churches!

Republicans put a Scientologist on their next presidential ticket.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1865 on: February 08, 2013, 04:16:16 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on February 08, 2013, 02:24:53 pm
Proof That Satan Has Subverted American Churches!

Republicans put a Scientologist on their next presidential ticket.

New Candidate's Religious Beliefs Under Attack by Liberal Left

The Scientologist is elected and immediately attempts to make Scientology the state religion.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1866 on: February 08, 2013, 04:50:51 pm »
Liberals persecuting president's religious beliefs

Eric Cartman and Archie Bunker run for president on GOP ticket, promise crackdown on Jews, hippies, and gingers
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1867 on: February 09, 2013, 08:14:56 am »
Candidates Promote Traditional American Values

Both sides decide to pick their candidates by having potentials participate in "Survivor"-style reality shows. The Republicans are constantly caught on camera making blatantly racist and sexist remarks, with no room for misinterpretation.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1868 on: February 09, 2013, 03:23:26 pm »
Republicans proudly stick to values our nation was founded on

Ronald Reagan proven to have opposed the ownership of assault weapons (true story)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1869 on: February 09, 2013, 04:08:34 pm »
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Republicans proudly stick to values our nation was founded on

Ronald Reagan proven to have opposed the ownership of assault weapons (true story)

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1870 on: February 09, 2013, 04:45:31 pm »
God reveals the cure for diseases.

Kim Jong-Un decides to convert North Korea to capitalist democracy and hires american right-wing conservative "experts" as advisors.

A year later North Korea has regressed to stone-age.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1871 on: February 09, 2013, 05:35:05 pm »
Conservatives take formerly communist North Korea back for Jesus

Republicans campaign to ban gay and interracial marriage while actively promoting inbreeding and bestiality
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1872 on: February 10, 2013, 07:52:11 am »
Republicans for southern values.

After 40 years of these policies birthrates among GOP supporters have dropped 90% and most are ineligible to vote because of serious mental issues associated with inbreeding.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1873 on: February 10, 2013, 03:51:43 pm »
Satan infects holy GOP bloodlines

During 2004 VP debates, Dick Cheney says "John Edwards, I am your father" and zaps him with Force lightning
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1874 on: February 10, 2013, 04:10:26 pm »
Dick Cheney makes a popular culture reference. VOTE FOR US NERDS.

Giorgio Tsoukalos(The "I'm not saying it was aliens" guy) becomes the new headline writer.
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