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Offline Julian

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1890 on: February 19, 2013, 03:57:38 am »
Evil liberal agenda to overpopulate Godfearing America with welfare babies shot down in flames!

The NRA makes Oscar Pistorius their new poster boy...
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« Reply #1891 on: February 19, 2013, 01:59:11 pm »
NRA for disabled people's rights.

Creationist scientists witness the birth of a duck-crocodile hybrid, proving them that transitional species exist and evolution is the truth. Leading scientist Ray Comfort admits that he's been wrong all along.
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« Reply #1892 on: February 19, 2013, 05:34:11 pm »
Satan implements most nefarious attack on faith yet

NRA chooses Adam Lanza as their poster child
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1893 on: February 19, 2013, 06:15:50 pm »
NRA Will Not Rest Until Every Schoolchild Packs Heat

It turns out, after careful analysis of the Book of Revelation, that George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were two heads of the Beast. The rest remain undiscovered, but said analysis affirms that they will be Republicans.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1894 on: February 19, 2013, 06:58:53 pm »
Bush and Cheney are part of God's plan for the second coming!

The second coming happens and all jews are raptured.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1895 on: February 19, 2013, 07:28:02 pm »
Christ-Killers Wiped Off The Face Of The Earth!

Jesus returns and looks like the most stereotypical Jew you can imagine. Huge nose, hinky hair, the works.
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« Reply #1896 on: February 19, 2013, 08:17:34 pm »
Liberal Jew commie impersonates Son of God

Conservative Christians propose bills outlawing not only gay marriage but premarital sex as well
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1897 on: February 20, 2013, 12:39:07 pm »
Conservative Christians Promote Family Values

A student of Scottish descent is barred from wearing a kilt to his prom, on the basis that "boys aren't allowed to wear dresses". The school is subsequently destroyed by a rampaging mob of angry Scotsmen.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1898 on: February 20, 2013, 12:42:03 pm »
Schloshed Scots Slam School!

A tape is secretly made and broadcast wherein Rupert Murdoch says, "Those fucking idiots will believe whatever we say." Analysis proves the tape to be genuine.
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« Reply #1899 on: February 20, 2013, 04:47:32 pm »
Murdoch says "Those fucking idiots Real Americans believe everything I say"

New Christian rock group on Disney Channel takes Justin Bieber songs and replaces "Baby" with "Jesus"
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1900 on: February 20, 2013, 06:30:55 pm »
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Murdoch says "Those fucking idiots Real Americans believe everything I say"

New Christian rock group on Disney Channel takes Justin Bieber songs and replaces "Baby" with "Jesus"

''American band thwarts atheist plot to throw God out of Hollywood''

2020 census finds that whites are now a minority in the country
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1901 on: February 20, 2013, 07:01:51 pm »
Immigrant hordes overrun America.

A black man becomes the next Pope.
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« Reply #1902 on: February 20, 2013, 07:45:36 pm »
Kenyan Muslim infiltrates Church

New dating website created for conservatives/teabaggers only, 100% of users either matched with family members or raped and murdered by dates
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1903 on: February 20, 2013, 08:05:51 pm »
New Website Promotes Family Values!

A whistleblower reveals that Blackwater actually funded Ayman Al-Zarqawi. Their plan was for him to ultimately carry out a series of attacks that would have killed most of the US troops in Iraq, requiring the US to rely on Blackwater, giving them the resources they needed to build a real army to overthrow the US government.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1904 on: February 21, 2013, 08:14:28 pm »
Liberals plot to overthrow U.S. government, framing innocent conservatives

NRA conjures Dark Mark over the site of the next school massacre
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