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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1905 on: February 21, 2013, 10:14:06 pm »
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Liberals plot to overthrow U.S. government, framing innocent conservatives

NRA conjures Dark Mark over the site of the next school massacre

NRA Warns of Liberal Plot Against Education

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1906 on: February 21, 2013, 11:28:52 pm »
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Unemployment reaches 0% at the end of Obama's second term
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1907 on: February 22, 2013, 07:04:02 am »
GOP cuts entitlement programs.

Jesus appears in all his glory, standing outside the Capitol building, and preaches the Sermon on the Mount.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1908 on: February 22, 2013, 08:06:07 am »
Commie Attempts To Subvert U.S. Government

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1909 on: February 23, 2013, 12:25:17 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1910 on: February 23, 2013, 08:26:05 am »
Democrats Waste Time With Childish Games

Every animal in the world starts reacting to Republicans the way the zoo animals in "The Omen" reacted to Damien. Around everyone else, including reasonable conservatives, they're perfectly fine.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1911 on: February 23, 2013, 12:22:33 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1912 on: February 23, 2013, 01:19:17 pm »
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One day, absolutely nothing newsworthy happens.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1913 on: February 23, 2013, 07:21:08 pm »
Liberals conspire to put honest news organizations out of business!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1914 on: February 23, 2013, 09:05:20 pm »
WWE Censors Glenn Beck!

The 2016 Republican nominee deliberately punches a baby in the face.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1915 on: February 23, 2013, 09:23:57 pm »
Liberal baby disciplined!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1916 on: February 23, 2013, 09:31:45 pm »
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Addictive Japanese Video Game Claims Another Life

Canada warns about the possibility of Al Qaeda attacks within the country. (http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2013/02/11/parry-fadden-senate.html)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1917 on: February 23, 2013, 11:18:47 pm »
Al-Qaeda threatens northern US!

Republican candidate officiates a gay marriage at an abortion clinic.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1918 on: February 24, 2013, 12:01:23 am »
Quote from: Meshakhad on February 23, 2013, 11:18:47 pm
Al-Qaeda threatens northern US!

Republican candidate officiates a gay marriage at an abortion clinic.

Fifth-Columnist RINO Exposed!

(FYI, "RINO" is a Tea Party abbreviation for "Republican In Name Only.")

There has been a rise in sleep-texting, or texting in your sleep. (http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/22/tech/mobile/sleep-texting/index.html?hpt=hp_bn5)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1919 on: February 24, 2013, 12:34:56 am »
Satan comes in the NIIIGHT! (Pun intended)

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