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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1950 on: February 26, 2013, 08:42:00 pm »
Kenyan Muslim Attempts To Thwart Hunters!

Barack Obama is photographed eating KFC, with watermelon for dessert.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1951 on: February 26, 2013, 09:32:31 pm »
Conservative beliefs regarding blacks affirmed. Liberal criticisms of such discredited.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1952 on: February 26, 2013, 11:56:03 pm »
Speck Of Dust Refuses To Work, Demands Government Handouts

During a speech by Paul Ryan, the aforementioned irony meter explodes, killing him.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1953 on: February 27, 2013, 12:04:20 am »
If not for liberals, the presence of the device for detecting their lies would never have been necessary, and Ryan would still be alive.

Nothing happens whatsoever.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1954 on: February 27, 2013, 01:18:19 am »
Quote from: aebars on February 27, 2013, 12:04:20 am
If not for liberals, the presence of the device for detecting their lies would never have been necessary, and Ryan would still be alive.

Nothing happens whatsoever.

Liberals Cause Societal Stagnation

Reading the above headline causes many conservatives to get papercuts while looking up the words.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1955 on: February 27, 2013, 01:20:45 am »
Liberals Rig Books

Mike Huckabee is caught fapping to Applejack. >_>
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1956 on: February 27, 2013, 01:22:44 am »
Quote from: B-Man on February 27, 2013, 01:20:45 am
Liberals Rig Books

Mike Huckabee is caught fapping to Applejack. >_>

Huckabee Loves Family Values

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1957 on: February 27, 2013, 01:25:28 am »
Huckabee Mauled Savagely By Big Red Horse Cock.  Liberal Plot Suspected!

Hukabi acsualy iz dolan.

(BTW, I'm still laughing over "Family Values.")
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1958 on: February 27, 2013, 04:20:17 pm »
Huckabee Replaced By Liberal Double!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1959 on: February 27, 2013, 04:47:41 pm »
Tricksy liberal defies God's will.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1960 on: February 27, 2013, 05:08:13 pm »
Proof That Satan Really Runs The World!

The current U.S. government is replaced by a fascist one that uses Christianity as an excuse. First thing they do is disarm all civilians.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1961 on: February 27, 2013, 05:52:51 pm »
The new government is fascist. Hitler was a fascist. Hitler was head of the National Socialist Party. Therefore: socialists are waging a war on guns!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1962 on: February 28, 2013, 02:04:27 am »
Defender of Christianity expresses disgust with homosexual agenda

Obama passes law making it illegal to throw puppies and children into woodchippers, House Republicans unanimously oppose him as usual
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1963 on: February 28, 2013, 02:20:21 am »
Republicans Stand for Childrens Rights


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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1964 on: February 28, 2013, 04:44:01 am »
Dirty gooks too soft on foreign policy.

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