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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1980 on: March 03, 2013, 10:14:22 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1981 on: March 03, 2013, 06:06:44 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1982 on: March 03, 2013, 06:08:13 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1983 on: March 03, 2013, 08:56:37 pm »
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Hitler Comes Back From The Dead; Asks People To Stop Invoking His Name In Debates.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1984 on: March 03, 2013, 09:02:22 pm »
Adolf Hitler Denounces Liberal Name-Calling

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1985 on: March 05, 2013, 07:30:09 pm »
Girls bring wrath of God down upon America

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1986 on: March 05, 2013, 07:43:44 pm »
Obama Treads On Male Rights

When an Orthodox Jew is elected president, they pass a law requiring everyone to abide by the Old Testament laws. ALL of them, including stoning disobedient children, selling rape victims to their aggressors as wives, etc.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1987 on: March 05, 2013, 10:04:27 pm »
Greedy Jews bring traditional values back to America

Obama gives up his seat on the bus for a homeless person
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1988 on: March 05, 2013, 10:07:40 pm »
Quote from: rtvc2012 on March 05, 2013, 10:04:27 pm
Greedy Jews bring traditional values back to America

Obama gives up his seat on the bus for a homeless person

Obama's Socialist Handouts: Where do they end?

Said homeless guy remembers this when he becomes a billionaire and donates huge chunks of income to charities to help other homeless people.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1989 on: March 05, 2013, 11:23:52 pm »
Moochers Only Take Care of Their Own

Hugo Chavez is dead.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1990 on: March 06, 2013, 04:54:36 am »
Vile pinko wetback defeated.

A new industry crops up exhibiting high-paying jobs for people with degrees in African American studies, LGTB studies, women's studies, Marxist philosophy and evolutionary biology. The industry proves very lucrative and saves America from financial collapse.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1991 on: March 06, 2013, 06:51:13 am »
Economy tanking! No more manufacturing jobs. Defense cuts killing America. Taxes still too high for wealth creators*. Need to toughen up on immigration. Social programs (mentioned above) ruining country.

*rent seeking thieves...

Not only has Chavez died, but a plague of locusts has invaded Israel...
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1992 on: March 06, 2013, 07:12:42 am »
Quote from: Julian on March 06, 2013, 06:51:13 am
Economy tanking! No more manufacturing jobs. Defense cuts killing America. Taxes still too high for wealth creators*. Need to toughen up on immigration. Social programs (mentioned above) ruining country.

*rent seeking thieves...

Not only has Chavez died, but a plague of locusts has invaded Israel...
http://cosmiclog.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/04/17185324-locust-swarm-of-biblical-proportions-strikes-egypt-israel-before-passover?lite

Gaddafi's fall leads to the rise of locusts. Chavez's fall leads to.........TBD.


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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1993 on: March 06, 2013, 03:33:12 pm »
Quote from: Hoplite on March 06, 2013, 07:12:42 am
Quote from: Julian on March 06, 2013, 06:51:13 am
Economy tanking! No more manufacturing jobs. Defense cuts killing America. Taxes still too high for wealth creators*. Need to toughen up on immigration. Social programs (mentioned above) ruining country.

*rent seeking thieves...

Not only has Chavez died, but a plague of locusts has invaded Israel...
http://cosmiclog.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/04/17185324-locust-swarm-of-biblical-proportions-strikes-egypt-israel-before-passover?lite

Gaddafi's fall leads to the rise of locusts. Chavez's fall leads to.........TBD.


Republican congressmen express outrage in learning the Sequester resulted in illegal aliens being released from detention centers due to lack of funds to maintain beds in detention centers.

Republican Reveals Socialist Plot to Undermine National Security

Not only are the prisons cut, but mental health ghettos spring up outside the traditional New York/LA/Chicago/Tacoma areas.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1994 on: March 06, 2013, 05:09:33 pm »
Crazy Homeless People Swarm Cities Seeking Handouts!

Zombie apocalypse happens as the result of a Republican president cutting science funding, leading to cheap, inadequate lab safety procedures.
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