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Offline Meshakhad

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1995 on: March 07, 2013, 12:41:45 am »
BRAAAINNNS!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1996 on: March 07, 2013, 12:46:49 am »
Has Latin America Gone Communist?

Your mom wears galoshes.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1997 on: March 07, 2013, 07:35:32 am »
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on March 07, 2013, 12:46:49 am
Has Latin America Gone Communist?

Your mom wears galoshes.

Liberal mothers wear Army boots.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) did not mince words on Tuesday when asked about former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush's (R) stated opposition to a pathway to citizenship for undocumented immigrants. "Let's wait a few weeks and see how Jeb Bush changes his mind," Reid told reporters. "His opinion on immigration is not evolving, it's devolving. He keeps going backwards. I think he's frankly made a fool of himself."

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1998 on: March 07, 2013, 07:13:30 pm »
Reid Hates Whites; Combative On Immigration

Pizza Hut and Papa Johns undergo a merger. The new name is Papa's Hut.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1999 on: March 07, 2013, 07:17:24 pm »
Job Creators Join Forces!

The new company is soon found to deliberately cut every corner on safety and sanitation that they can find, while employing illegal immigrants for a tenth of what they would pay legal workers, deliberately underemploying their legal employees and marking up prices to a 500% profit.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2000 on: March 07, 2013, 07:28:03 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on March 07, 2013, 07:17:24 pm
Job Creators Join Forces!

The new company is soon found to deliberately cut every corner on safety and sanitation that they can find, while employing illegal immigrants for a tenth of what they would pay legal workers, deliberately underemploying their legal employees and marking up prices to a 500% profit.

Job Creator Beats Oppressive Regulations to Boost Economy

A pizza worker's union is formed, and the first order of business is a nationwide strike/boycott double whammy in order to bring the company in compliance with L&I, etc.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2001 on: March 08, 2013, 04:48:57 am »
Freeloading communist moochers waging war on success.

The bird is the word.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2002 on: March 08, 2013, 06:20:40 am »
Quote from: aebars on March 08, 2013, 04:48:57 am
Freeloading communist moochers waging war on success.

The bird is the word.

Liberal Environazis' oppressive anti-business regulations a flight of fancy

Oṃ maṇi padme hūṃ
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2003 on: March 08, 2013, 09:05:35 am »
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Namu quan shi yin pusa.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2004 on: March 08, 2013, 12:03:45 pm »
English language threatened!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2005 on: March 08, 2013, 12:13:11 pm »
Schoolkids Contribute To Pollution More Than Parents! President Reagan's Insight Into Tree-Car Pollution Disparity Remembered

Congress passes a law saying all meat sold in the U.S. has to be free-range organic.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2006 on: March 08, 2013, 10:22:18 pm »
Congress trying to get all Americans to eat organic commie Whole Foods crap

Whole Foods decides all food is unhealthy and instead starts selling vitamin and mineral supplements only
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2007 on: March 09, 2013, 05:16:26 am »
Commie hippie envirofascists give finger to nation's farmers.

The walrus was Paul.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2008 on: March 09, 2013, 09:24:35 am »
Liberal Icon And Hippie Beatles John Lennon Wrote Lyrics While Tripping On LSD And Playing Satanic Spells Backwards

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2009 on: March 09, 2013, 10:03:03 am »
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Insider sources reveal that every Fox News meeting is closed with an orgy wherein nobody is allowed to pair up with the opposite gender.
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