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Offline Hoplite

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2010 on: March 09, 2013, 11:57:09 am »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on March 09, 2013, 10:03:03 am
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Insider sources reveal that every Fox News meeting is closed with an orgy wherein nobody is allowed to pair up with the opposite gender.

Think Tank Meets To Plot Out The Salvation of Murica

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2011 on: March 09, 2013, 01:24:14 pm »
Community organizers are at it again

Boulder, CO and Berkley, CA each become a separate nation with a thriving economy
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2012 on: March 10, 2013, 12:57:34 am »
Quote from: rtvc2012 on March 09, 2013, 01:24:14 pm
Community organizers are at it again

Boulder, CO and Berkley, CA each become a separate nation with a thriving economy

Liberal Traitors Threaten American Goods!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2013 on: March 10, 2013, 04:36:38 pm »
Satan uses science to try to suppress the word of God again

Republicans propose shutting down all hospitals in America, calling them "socialist"
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2014 on: March 10, 2013, 05:33:59 pm »
Quote from: rtvc2012 on March 10, 2013, 04:36:38 pm
Satan uses science to try to suppress the word of God again

Republicans propose shutting down all hospitals in America, calling them "socialist"

Republicans Save Healthcare!

Curious about how "socialist" is used to describe everything Republicans don't like, people learn what it actually is. The Socialist Party gets a spike in membership as a result.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2015 on: March 10, 2013, 05:35:30 pm »
Communists Engage In Massive Brainwashing Program!

During the next presidential campaign, every baby the Republican candidate tries to kiss or take a picture with bursts into tears upon seeing them.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2016 on: March 10, 2013, 05:47:59 pm »
Babies hate America!

Obama personally stops Republicans from sacrificing live babies to Satan
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2017 on: March 10, 2013, 05:52:15 pm »
Quote from: rtvc2012 on March 10, 2013, 05:47:59 pm
Babies hate America!

Obama personally stops Republicans from sacrificing live babies to Satan

Obama Undermines Religious Clauses in Constitution

Satan turns out to be a pretty nice guy, and on finding out about the baby sacrifices just brings them back, fixes them up, and places them with loving parents who want them (single, married, gay, straight, religious, atheist... just so long as they're decent people).
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2018 on: March 10, 2013, 06:12:28 pm »
Satanic Zombie Babies Invade America!

It turns out that not only is God dead, he's a zombie and devours the brains of every soul who appears in Heaven. Hell, by contrast, is a lot like Earth...fairly unpleasant, but it has its good points, like the ability to get laid.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2019 on: March 10, 2013, 09:47:03 pm »
Democrats cite Nietzsche: God Is Dead!

Republican candidate walks into church, runs from church ablaze.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2020 on: March 10, 2013, 10:35:15 pm »
Gods Reveals Secret Democrat Spy in Republican Party

All Republicans spontaneously keel over dead and the Democrats completely eliminate poverty, disease, crime, mental illness, teen pregnancy and pollution throughout America.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2021 on: March 11, 2013, 12:09:56 am »
The Party of the Antichrist fools world into thinking all will be well with them in charge

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2022 on: March 11, 2013, 12:13:59 am »
Shocking New Proof 9/11 was Clinton's fault.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2023 on: March 11, 2013, 06:43:46 am »
Mass hallucenations as Satan appears as ethnic lunch to Godless America. True believers not taken in by stupid scam. I am your pasta - LOL!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2024 on: March 11, 2013, 07:17:06 am »
A popular liberal/atheist icon makes false claims that global warming is occuring!

Barack Obama blinks. Mitt Romney also blinks.
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