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Offline Mister Argent!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2025 on: March 11, 2013, 07:28:39 am »
Arms race! Obama turns lingering resentment over the election into a grudge match.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2026 on: March 11, 2013, 08:09:37 pm »
Obama Weak On National Security!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2027 on: March 13, 2013, 09:48:06 pm »
Socialist government secedes from Real America

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2028 on: March 14, 2013, 01:31:20 am »
Affirmative Action Skews Polls

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2029 on: March 14, 2013, 06:53:12 am »
Godly Christian woman refuses to give handouts to the looters and moochers!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2030 on: March 14, 2013, 09:48:29 am »
White Children Discriminated Against!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2031 on: March 14, 2013, 11:39:38 am »
Lazy Mexican refuses to do job.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2032 on: March 14, 2013, 12:17:57 pm »
Liberals unite to wage war on god.

Scientists discover an actual honest politician - the mild-mannered mayor of a small town in Utah, who has no party affiliation, and every public statement he has ever made has been true, nor has he ever broken a campaign promise.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2033 on: March 14, 2013, 12:34:08 pm »
Unpatrotic cultists uses black magic to hide sinister past. Convinces scientists to turn against God's will.

Wars in Afganistan and Iraq are over! All US military members returning to US, all US bases on foreign soil close!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2034 on: March 14, 2013, 04:19:35 pm »
Miss Bush yet?  Peace is for pussies!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2035 on: March 14, 2013, 06:22:46 pm »
Obama Defiles American Icon!

George W. Bush dresses as the Red Skull for Halloween.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2036 on: March 14, 2013, 09:15:40 pm »
George Bush Supports The Military!

Obama proclaims Christianity to be America's state religion
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2037 on: March 14, 2013, 09:32:40 pm »
Obama Disrespects Constitution

Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina is elected new Pope of the Roman Catholic Church.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2038 on: March 14, 2013, 09:54:51 pm »
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Obama Disrespects Constitution

Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina is elected new Pope of the Roman Catholic Church.

Socialist European countries open their borders to Illegal Immigrants

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2039 on: March 15, 2013, 05:52:30 am »
Evil Nazi Socialists win. War hero dies. Government presses on with Obamacare.

Glenn Beck is caught on a st corner fapping off to the news...
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