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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2070 on: March 30, 2013, 03:58:18 am »
Watch Fox's new math-supported show!

An investigation into the failure to enact meaningful tax reform discovers that the US Tax Code has become self-aware.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2071 on: March 30, 2013, 04:14:17 am »
Proof That Taxes Are Pure Evil!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2072 on: March 30, 2013, 04:31:49 pm »
New "disease" causes people to be averted to perversion

Bush is president during N. Korea nuclear saber-rattling (*shudder*)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2073 on: April 02, 2013, 03:00:20 pm »
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New "disease" causes people to be averted to perversion

Bush is president during N. Korea nuclear saber-rattling (*shudder*)

Brave, Church-going President Faces Down Godless Commie Foreigner!

Team America is right, Kim Jong Il was a roach in a suit (and therefore so is his son). Bush steps on him.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2074 on: April 03, 2013, 01:08:37 am »
Bush saves world from evil dictator!

During the middle of a debate over the deficit, Satan manifests in Congress, and says "Listen, everyone, I really thought you could handle yourselves, but I guess not. And if America falls, then I'm kinda screwed. So, here, this ought to tide you over for a while." He then drops a safe containing precious metals worth more than double the total US public deficit, and departs.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2075 on: April 03, 2013, 02:19:59 am »
Demon-crats Attempt Deal With The Devil, Thwarted By Heroic Republicans of Faith!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2076 on: April 03, 2013, 02:23:03 am »
Crazy environmentalist commit murders.


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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2077 on: April 04, 2013, 04:52:24 pm »
The rapture is upon us! repent, all you sinners!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2078 on: April 04, 2013, 05:46:54 pm »
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Bush shits himself during 2004 debate with Kerry
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2079 on: April 04, 2013, 08:31:21 pm »
Bush Gives Only Reasonable Response To Kerry's Policies

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2080 on: April 04, 2013, 08:38:17 pm »
American hero driven to madness by the specter of Clinton's Oval Office BJ

McCain elected in 2008 instead of Obama, causes unemployment to rise to 60%
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2081 on: April 04, 2013, 11:42:07 pm »
Democrats sabotage economic recovery!

Republican candidate for state office openly threatens the family of his Democratic opponent.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2082 on: April 05, 2013, 11:48:21 am »
American hero puts treasonous commie in his place

Justin Bieber revealed to have a vagina
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2083 on: April 05, 2013, 10:50:10 pm »
Quote from: rtvc2012 on April 05, 2013, 11:48:21 am
American hero puts treasonous commie in his place

Justin Bieber revealed to have a vagina

Flimsy Liberal Lie (and more!) Exposed!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2084 on: April 06, 2013, 10:33:54 pm »
Quote from: Feral Dog on April 05, 2013, 10:50:10 pm
Quote from: rtvc2012 on April 05, 2013, 11:48:21 am
American hero puts treasonous commie in his place

Justin Bieber revealed to have a vagina

Flimsy Liberal Lie (and more!) Exposed!

Justin Bieber starts crying, publically, about the difficulties of being a good Christian and Female-to-Male Transgender.

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