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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2100 on: April 11, 2013, 10:45:27 pm »
Republicans Reach Out To New Constituents

Abraham Lincoln appears at a Republican debate and bitchslaps every single candidate, before being carried away by a giant eagle.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2101 on: April 12, 2013, 12:49:32 pm »
disguised democrat sleeper agent assaults proud republican candidates.

water-fueled motor technology invented, slated to be on the consumer market in 6 months
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2102 on: April 12, 2013, 04:27:50 pm »
Water Causes More Pollution Than Gasoline!

Leaked files reveal that the ENTIRE Republican party have been off their meds since the 80s.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2103 on: April 12, 2013, 06:16:13 pm »
Republican Party Sane; Democrats Dependent on Psychiatry to Function

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2104 on: April 13, 2013, 01:06:12 am »
Wrath of God strikes the Iranians!

Ronald Reagan reincarnated, runs for office at 28 based on previous life experiences.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2105 on: April 13, 2013, 12:29:18 pm »
Jesus Christ Himself returns to Earth

Becky Fisher from Jesus Camp has children pray over cardboard Obama
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2106 on: April 13, 2013, 02:57:05 pm »
Christians Invoke Psalm 109:8 For Obama's Reign!

Republicans are outsmarted in the next political debate by a hyperactive chihuahua puppy.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2107 on: April 13, 2013, 04:52:08 pm »
Insane hispanic argues with Americans.

George W Bush says that he was actually trolling.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2108 on: April 14, 2013, 12:59:52 am »
Greatest presidency of all time just a practical joke

Lucius Malfoy (R) runs against Arthur Weasley (D) for president
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2109 on: April 14, 2013, 08:04:19 am »
Democrats run admitted witch for President. "This is clearly not what the Founding Fathers intended."

President Obama's dog has cancer and has to be put to sleep.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2110 on: April 14, 2013, 08:47:33 am »
Obama gives dog lavish medical care, liberal media gives him pity.

Obama has a funeral for his dog.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2111 on: April 14, 2013, 11:00:18 am »
Bleeding heart liberal president treats dog like people

House Republicans block bill outlawing the torture of children
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2112 on: April 14, 2013, 11:25:04 am »
House Republicans: "All Terrorist Should Be Treated The Same."

Alternate reality: Following 9/11, President Al Gore personally leads the invasion of Afghanistan, finds Osama Bin Laden and kills him with his bare hands.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2113 on: April 14, 2013, 12:28:31 pm »
Gore fails to prevent 9/11

After Obama's presidency, Gore and Kerry each get 8 years to make up for the elections stolen by Bush
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2114 on: April 14, 2013, 08:37:49 pm »
Liberals force dictatorship after accusing Bush of... stealing presidents??? You wouldn't believe these liberals...

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