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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2115 on: April 15, 2013, 04:56:40 pm »
Liberals force dictatorship after accusing Bush of... stealing presidents??? You wouldn't believe these liberals...

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2116 on: April 15, 2013, 05:43:57 pm »
Death to all humans!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2117 on: April 15, 2013, 05:45:11 pm »
Is there no end to the lies Muslims will tell?

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2118 on: April 15, 2013, 07:36:57 pm »
KILL ALL HUMANS!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2119 on: April 15, 2013, 07:39:44 pm »
KILL ALL HUMANS!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2120 on: April 15, 2013, 10:35:47 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2121 on: April 15, 2013, 11:24:17 pm »
Gays corrupt the sacred institution of marriage!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2122 on: April 15, 2013, 11:48:57 pm »
Obama hires terrorist friends to "attack" him so he can use the incident to ban guns.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2123 on: April 16, 2013, 10:58:06 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2124 on: April 16, 2013, 05:54:19 pm »
Sarah Palin Rally!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2125 on: April 16, 2013, 07:46:41 pm »
Liberals Training Attack Insects!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2126 on: April 16, 2013, 09:19:44 pm »
Boy scouts admit gays love talking about sodomy.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2127 on: April 17, 2013, 11:06:12 am »
Obama selling us out to country that attacked Pearl Harbor

Jack Thompson blames Boston Marathon bombing on video games

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2128 on: April 17, 2013, 12:22:50 pm »
Raging elitist liberal does not blame video games enough (seriously Jack got angry at Fox's Mass Effect bullshit)
The bomber turns out to be a tea partier who wanted to show that crap can happen at anytime therefore we need guns.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2129 on: April 17, 2013, 12:38:26 pm »
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